Snow Flurries Chapter 2: The Barrier, a dragon ball z fanfic

2:49 PM 12/5/2005
Written By: Chuquita
Disclaimer: Dragon Ball Z and its characters are a property of Akira Toriyama and Bird Studio. All non-canon characters
are property of this author.
Quote of the Week: -from tankoben 39
Goku: Stupid Vegeta...ate my last senzu...knocked me out...went to fight Boo by himself.

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Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (sweatdrops) Got himself killed.
Vegeta: I'm sorry?
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 2 everyone!
Goku: It is cold and snowy outside.
Chuquita: Indeed it is! Infact it might snow up to 6 inches tonight!
Goku: I enjoy snow!
Vegeta: I shall build a snow fortress the might of which shall dwarf the creations of those who oppose me. (rubs his hands together)
Goku: (happily) That means Veggie enjoy snow too!
Chuquita: I hope it snows enough so I either get a delay at school or get to stay home from school tommorow, maybe even work!
Goku: And Veggie 'n I can have hot chocolate to-gether!
Vegeta: WITH mini-marshmellows?
Goku: (smile) With mini-marshmellows.
Vegeta: (makes YES motion) (smirk) (pauses and sweatdrops to see Chu has earmuffs and gloves on) We're inside ya know.
Chuquita: Its cold inside too.
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: Well, you're wearing gloves as well!
Vegeta: I ALWAYS wear gloves.
Goku: Why does Veggie always wear gloves?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Well, ah, you of all people should know Kakarrotto!
Chuquita: (takes one of Veggie's gloves off)
Goku: (takes Veggie's other glove off)
Vegeta: O.O
Goku: (grin)
Chuquita: (grin)
Vegeta: (twitch) Feeling rather silly today because of the oncoming snowstorm, aren't we?
Chuquita: Yes.
Goku: (wags tail) The radio station just started playing "Jingle Bell Rock".
Vegeta: Speaking of snow...
Chuquita: Yeah, but this is the "random" radio station. Two of the other local stations (by which I mean the general NJ, PA, NY area) have been playing Christmas songs since Thanksgiving. One of the two's been playing them since the day after Halloween.
Vegeta: That must drive the dj's crazy after a while.
Chuquita: Heehee.
Vegeta: And yet you're amused.
Chuquita: Aren't you?
Vegeta: (big smirk) YES. Yes I am amused.
Goku: Aw, its over. (sad)
Vegeta:(
Chuquita: Well, let's start the fic. This song's too emotional for this part of the file.
Vegeta: Agreed.
Goku: (holds up a sign) PART TWO:)

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Summary: The holidays are finally here and Veggie's gotten a special present for his favorite peasant. Then, a wayward mistletoe sends Veggie into a mentally skydiving panic as he returns to Bejito-sei to escape an awkward confrontation, using his temporary ou-empowering armor to set up a ki barrier around the castle. Goku, Turles, and the fusions race after Veggie in order to set things right. But how will they manage to get through the mega-blizzard that's engulfed Bejito-sei during its short yet powerful snowy season? Find out!

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Part 2 Chapter Titles: Help for Veggie? l Off to Break the Barrier l The Fancy Ship l The Banning of the Man-Panties l Into the Snow! l Why Veggie's Losing His Mind l A Special Visit l Did you learn your lesson yet? l Pit-Stop l What-If Land l Veggie's Guide l To the Castle! l

" ▫POUND▫POUND▫POUND▫POUND▫! "

" Yes? " Raditsu opened the door to the castle to see a shellshocked Vegeta standing there, shaking.

" HELP ME! " he cried out, grabbing onto the larger saiyajin.

" Uh... " Raditsu blinked, confused, :See what happens when I'm completely absent from the first chapter! Now I'm

behind on everything! I mean it was worth avoiding Turles, but..: he twitched minorly, " Come on in Vegeta. "

" Thank you. " the ouji nodded and came inside after him, barely noticing the snow beginning to fall outside.

" So. " the larger saiyajin spoke up.

" I can't talk about it here. We need to go to my room. " Vegeta shook his head, still lightly shuddering.

" Sure. " Raditsu replied and they headed towards the stairs.

" AH! Son you've returned home! Splendid! " Bejito announced boisterously as he slipped out from inside one of the

side-halls.

Vegeta steadied himself, then stood up straight, puffing his chest out with confidence, " I want to continue my Ou

training here, Toussan. "

" Of course-- "

" --but first I need to speak to Raditsu about personal matters back on Earth. "

" Indeed. Carry on. " Bejito headed back down the little hall he'd come out off.

" ... " Vegeta waited until the ou was out of range, then slumped forward again in shock of what had happened the

previous night. He touched his gloved fingers to his mouth and groaned, " Ohhhhhh... "

" Wow. You handled that impressively well for someone who looks like they've just been traumatized. " Raditsu gawked.

The ouji smirked wryly, " How can you be so impressed. You've only seen me do it half a million times. "

" Yeah, but...normally you're not THIS freaked out. "

Vegeta reached the end of the stairs and turned down the corner towards his room. Unlocking it, he entered, followed

by Raditsu. The ouji locked the door behind him, " Raditsu. " he said gravely.

" Yeah? " the larger saiyajin sweatdropped.

Vegeta turned to face him, his eyes bloodshot from horror, " KAKARROTTO KISSED ME! "

" ... " ▫

" And-- "

The ouji's jaw hung open, " WHADDAYOUMEAN "AND"? I WAS KISSED! BY THE PEASANT WHO I THOUGHT ONLY CARED FOR ME IN A

PLATONIC MANNER AS I DO HIM! "

" He does only care for you in a "platonic" manner Vegeta. " Raditsu sighed.

" But it felt like he MEANT IT! " the smaller saiyajin started to sputter and his face went red, " A--and it started

to make me think and feel things that are not necessarily TRUE! "

" Its December back on Earth, right Vegeta. "

" Yes. "

" What type of decoration do Kakarrotto and Bulma pull out in addition to the other Christmas decorations that

happens to be a small berried plant they hang from the ceiling. "

" Mistle---oh. " most of the panic suddenly left the ouji's body, " OHHhhhhhh... " he felt as if a giant anvil

labeled "BAKA" had just been dropped upon his head, " Kakarrotto's going to be so upset at me. " Vegeta laughed nervously,

" I, I should give him a call and tell him about this mishap. "

" Yeah, that'd be best. " Raditsu smiled.

Vegeta pulled out his cellphone, " I have to say Raditsu, thanks a lot. I never considered there could've been a

mistletoe in on the kitchen ceiling; Bunni cooks in there too I wouldn't be surprised if she put it up there considering her

flirtations and such. " he turned the phone on and began to dial Goku's number only to freeze halfway through.

" Vegeta? " Raditsu tilted his head.

" Uhhh... " he began to turn a pale blue.

" Vegeta? "

" Raditsu, the differences between a smooch and a kiss. GO! " he ordered.

Raditsu sweatdropped, " A smooch is a platonic form of affection usually on the forehead, cheek, hand, or in rare

cases the lips. A kiss has sexual connontations and is usually on the lips or open-mouthed with tongues being involved. "

" ... " Vegeta hung up his phone.

" ... " ▫

" NO.. "

" Excuse me? "

" T--there WAS A TONGUE! " the ouji let out a horrified wail as he overdramatically collapsed to his knees while a

spotlight shown over him as small specks of snow floated down overhead.

" Vegeta I'm sure there wasn't a tongue, you were only imagining-- "

" --I CAN'T IMAGINE A TASTE, CAN I? " he exclaimed.

" I guess not... " Raditsu scratched the back of his head, Son-style.

" It is decided then! " Vegeta was suddenly back on his feet, startling Raditsu, " I must use my soon-to-be ou

powers to protect against any further non-platonic attacks from Kakarrotto even though I know he didn't mean it and it was

probably an accident a literal slip of the tongue! " he made a fist, " I can't face him like this! I need ammo! Defensive

ammo! I NEED SEME POWER! " a lightning bolt crashed in the background, " And I know JUST how to get it... "

Raditsu sweatdropped, " This is not going to end well... "

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" VEGGIE FLEW BACK HOME? " Goku exclaimed in shock, " All by his Veggie lonesome! "

" Sadly, yeah. " Bulma sighed, " He was pretty distraught. I figured it had to do with you and the mistletoe and.. "

" ..I did give catch Veggie under the mistletoe while we were having eggnog last night. " he nodded throughtfully,

" But instead of only turning red like Veggie usually does he started screaming and running around the kitchen table in a

circle for hours 'n hours 'n I got tired so I just fell asleep at the table while Veggie kept running. "

" Hmm.. " Bulma folded her arms, " Son-kun...what I think is... "

Goku leaned closer in curiousity.

" That Vegeta didn't know there was a mistletoe there and thought you were making a pass at him. "

" HUH? " the large saiyajin gawked, " How could Veggie think such a thing? And if it were true why would Veggie be

so frightened. I'd never hurt him. I would do nice things for Veggie and make sure he felt the same way first cuz I would not

want to lose Veggie as my friend not that I'm not happy with having Veggie only as a friend Veggie's a great friend my best

one and he makes me smile. "

" You're kind of steering off topic. " she sweatdropped.

" I know. " Goku sighed, then stood up and took out his little blue cellphone, " It is settled then. " he punched in

Vegeta's number and held the phone up to his ear.

" ▫Bring▫bring▫bring▫bring▫bring▫bring▫bring▫ Hello. " Vegeta's voice came on, the ouji using the deepest tone he

could muster.

" Its the answering machine. " Goku blinked.

" This is the Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji, the VERY semeish pinnacle of saiyajin masculinity and a vengeful

merciless force to be reckoned with. "

" I see being kidnapped by Brolli caused him to change his answering machine message. " Bulma sweatdropped at the

tone the ouji was using on the tape.

" If you are not merely content with listening to the awesome power of my soothing yet awe-inspiring royal vocal

cords in action, please leave your message after the beep. "

" ▫BEEEEP▫ "

Goku scratched his head, " Looks like I'm gonna have to leave a message. " he cleared his throat, " Hi Veggie! Its

me! I just wanted to say that I am sorry about scaring you earlier and I care about you more than you ever realize and-- "

" Maybe you could turn it down a little? " Bulma offered, a thought bubble of Vegeta's facial reaction to the

message so far hovering over her head.

" --I wanna apologize to Veggie in person so I will see you in a moment! " Goku happily finished, teleporting out of

the room only to reappear seconds later grabbing his head in pain, " WAAAAAAH! " he wobbled back and onto one of the chairs

in the lab.

" Son-kun! " Bulma cried out.

Goku shook his head clear, still rubbing the sides of it though, " Veggie put up a ki barrier. A really STRONG ki

barrier. " he laughed, embarassed, " Normally I can break those, but... "

" He's probably got that Ou training armor on if YOU can't break through it. " she sighed, " Geez Vegeta if you can't

handle a little mistletoe that you've handled for so many years now... " she trailed off.

" Oh I can break the barrier. "

" I knew you could Son-kun! " Bulma said happily, " It just sounded too weird for Vegeta to have a barrier powerful

enough to stop YOU. "

" It just won't let me teleport directly infront of it. "

" Ah--- "

Goku folded his arms, " I'm gonna have to take a spaceship to Bejito-sei 'n then find Veggie's barrier first. Once I

find it, ssj3 can break it. " he grinned.

" Wonderful! " she clasped her hands together, " I'll get the...Vegeta took the Capsule 3 didn't he. "

" Its oh-kay! Veggie gave me something even better! " the large saiyajin held out the capsule with the huge ship the

ouji had given him as an early Christmas gift.

" Huh? "

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" WOOOOOOOOW... "

" So chocolateyyyyy... "

" Well you certainly can't say Vegeta-san didn't pack this ship without any amenities. " Turles sweatdropped as he,

Vejitto, and Gogeta all stared at the 7 foot tall chocolate fountain. Said fountain was made of pure speckled marble and

layered inside with stainless steel for easy cleanup of the chocolate once it was turned off. The chocolate pouring out of

the top of the fountain was of the fancy kind found in the "chocolates from around the world" eisle of the West City

Supermarket.

" It's even more beautiful than our moat. " Gogeta clasped his hands together.

" Though not as cool. " Vejitto nodded, content.

Turles turned to head back towards Goku, who was sitting in the captain's chair Vegeta had spun around in earlier;

however Goku's body size and height were much more well proportioned to fit in the enormous luxury wheelie-chair, " I still

say it would've been safer to take my ship. What Vegeta-san has had built here for you Kakarrotto is no more than a flying

hotel. Its stuffed full with enough for Vegeta-san to spoil you silly with, but aside from a mere deflection shield this

vehicle wields NOTHING in terms of attack weapons! Its an UKE ship! "

" -Attention passangers, we will be landing at our destination in 5 minutes. Please fasten your seatbelts- " the

computer announced.

Turles's eyes widened, " A FAST uke ship. We only left no more than a half hour ago. It takes my ship at least 2

hours to get from earth to Bejito-sei. "

" Veggie is fast. " Goku grinned at the fact, then called the fusions over to seat-belt themselves up, which they

and Turles did.

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" Ah, so that explains it. " Nappa rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he stood in the hallway outside Vegeta's room

along with Raditsu and Cally.

" Hey does anyone know why its suddenly impossible to find a pair of training uniform briefs on the entire

premises? " Celipa walked up to them only to let out a gasp, " NAPPA HAS PANTS! "

" Yes. " he replied.

" But...I've never seen...ah, Nappa with...they don't make your SIZE in... "

" They do now. " Cally piped up.

" Vegeta's got his "ou" training suit on and he used his powers to change all the briefs in the castle into boxers or

pants. " Raditsu flatly explained.

" Why would he do that? " Celipa raised an eyebrow.

" Because he's afraid of having things stuck up his butt. "

" ...you mean like a wedgie? " she tilted her head, confused.

" HEY everybody! " an energetic voice said behind them. They turned to see Bejito standing there wielding several

large and dangerous-looking weapons, " Check these out! "

" Bejito what do you need actual man-made weapons for? You're powerful enough as it is without any added, ah, items."

Nappa explained.

" True. But it DOES look cool. " the ou smirked boastfully, " Check this one out. Its called the Semematic 3000. "

" What does it do? "

" I don't know. " Bejito smugly replied.

" ... " ▫

" But with a name like that its GOT to be something truely amazing. " he gave it a pat.

Nappa sweatdropped.

" You do realize you're only indulging Vegeta's phobia by going along with whatever he's planning to do, right

Mr. Oujisama? " Raditsu asked.

" HAHAHAHAHAHA. " Bejito let out a hearty laugh, " My son has no phobia and neither do I. "

" Retasu. " Nappa stated.

" ▫CLICK▫CLICK▫! " Bejito pointed the unknown weapon at him.

" ▫Do▫do▫do▫, ▫doo▫doo▫do▫. " Bardock whistled as he turned the corner into the hallway the others were standing in.

" HN! " Bejito whipped towards him with the weapon.

" ... " Bardock stared back at him, disturbed, then turned and headed back around the corner and down the way he

came.

" I, think I'll go catch up with Bardock-kun now. " Celipa laughed nervously at Bejito, " Raditsu, would you like to

come with me to go see how your father's doing? "

" I really need to talk to Vegeta, mom. "

" Al..right then. " she backed up while keeping one eye focused on Bejito's massive weapon, then dashed off in

Bardock's direction.

Inside the bedroom, Vegeta stood before the large window that overlooked the capital wearing his heavy black

ou-training armor and a dulled version of his red cape fluttering behind him, " ...he's coming. "

The ouji's tail sighed at how drawn out Vegeta had made a simple mistletoe kiss.

" He's COMING! " the small saiyajin let out an excited squeak of glee, " AHH! I can't believe it Kakay's really

coming after me how THRILLING! Just like in a big-budget movie he platonically cares for me so much. " Vegeta clasped his

hands together, " Hn...I really shouldn't be giggling mushily while trying to play the villain here. " he pondered.

Nango sweatdropped.

Vegeta coughed to clear his throat, " ALRIGHT! Time to get down to some serious semetastical business! "

:You know, if you just explained to Kakarrotto outright the difference between seme and uke the way you did with

explaining to him about oujis and oujos, all of this would be over.: Nango offered.

" Well, yeah, but...I can't have a "sexual converstaion" with Kakarrotto. " Vegeta looked away, flushing while

avoiding eye-contact with his tail, " It, it wouldn't feel comfortable. "

:And sharing your bed with him is:

" That's DIFFERERENT! The bed-sharing is to keep us both safe and not kidnapped! " he folded his arms, " Besides

Kakarrotto's so wonderful at keeping the bed warm 'n toasty... "

:It IS a single bed. Not even a double: Nango replied, beginning to wonder how both saiyajin managed to fit

comfortably on it.

" We have our ways. " Vegeta nodded thoughtfully, then added, " Our PLATONIC ways. "

The tail just stared at him.

" Indeed. " the ouji swept his cape around in a menacing way.

:You've been practicing that haven't you:

" Yes, yes I have. " he smiled, content with himself. The ouji called forth his temporary ou powers and grinned as

wickedly as possible, " And now to put a stop to Kakarrotto's heroic and admirable attempt to save me from myself! "

:How true is that.:

" SILENCE! " the ouji zapped a tail-sock onto him.

Nango sweatdropped again.

Vegeta burst into ssj2 in an attempt to better fill-out his training armor, which was admittedly too loose for him

while in his normal form. He smirked as he peered out the window and saw the ship he had given Goku land far off in the

distance, " That's right Kakarrotto, come to me. Come to me and face your DOOM! " a cold wind blew behind him, " Though,

technically its not your DOOM doom, because I would never even dream of causing your ends...still, you SHALL pay reparations

for you shall face your fall thanks to your tongue's folly! "

Nango threw the tail-sock off his head and stared lamely at the ouji.

" What? Evil villains do that similar word thing all the time. "

" ... " ▫

" I've seen it in movies! "

:What about mouth wash? Did you ever think about just using some mouth wash:

" You think I'm going to just go out and erase this magical taste from the inside of my orifice! Are you mad? "

Nango stared at him, stupified, :But, you said, I mean...do you even KNOW what you want:

" I do too. " Vegeta huffed, stomping one foot on the ground, " I want to have my relationship with Kakarrotto remain

platonic now and forever until the end of time. "

" ▫Knock▫knock▫knock▫. "

" You may enter. " the ouji said, turning his back to the door while swooping his cape once again.

" Hey Vegeta? " Raditsu came inside.

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" ▫Grrrrrrr▫. " the ouji snarled while keeping his cape at a point that layed a somewhat malevolent shadow across his

features.

Raditsu stared at him blankly, " And suddenly I realize why you never ventured into any mature relationships while we

were growing up. "

" The lasher of tongues will soon be upon us, my friend. " the smaller saiyajin said using a serious tone.

" It was only a mistletoe kiss, Vegeta. Not a REAL one. Kakarrotto's not going to swoop in and start taking advantage

of you. He doesn't even WANT to take advantage of you! " Raditsu tried to explain, " That and your barrier is making it a

pain to get out of the castle. I know its winter and not many people are on the streets, but... "

" Are you suggesting I'm unattractive to Kakarrotto? " the ouji pouted, folding his arms stubbornly.

" Aren't you TRYING to be? "

" Well, of course! Its just... "

" Vegeta maybe you and ototochan should just talk this out. "

" I told you, I can't talk it out because talking it out would risk allowing Kakarrotto a chance to speak of things

which a certain person in this room would rather not hear because they are false. " Vegeta stated, " If I'm going to become

the ruler of this planet its important for me to keep Kakarrotto at arms length. "

" Yeah, but is that what YOU want? "

The little ouji slumped a bit, " Y---yes. " he mumbled sorrowfully.

Raditsu sweatdropped, " Fine. Figure it out on your own. If you want any help you know where to find me. " he headed

for the door.

" Raditsu! "

The larger saiyajin looked over his shoulder.

" You, you didn't tell anyone about Kakarrotto and his mushy little kaka-moment that I platonically shared with him,

did you? " he asked nervously.

" No. All they know is that you came here freaked out about something. "

The ouji smiled gratefully.

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" ALRIGHT! WE'RE HERE! " Goku happily announced as the ship touched down on Bejito-sei, " Its VEGGIETIME! "

" HURRAH! " the fusions cheered, standing next to Goku in compact oozaru form.

Goku blinked at them, " Jitto, Goggie? "

" Don't you know, Kakarrotto? "

He turned to his other side to see Turles also in compact oozaru form.

" Its COLD outside. Winter on Bejito-sei is short but unbearably intense. " Turles explained, " You're going to need

to be in compact oozaru form if you don't want to freeze. "

Goku shifted around slightly, " But, I have trouble controlling my urges in compact oozaru form. They make everything

feel so much stronger and its so much easier for me to get into jar-related incidents and whenever I'm in compact oozaru form

I ALWAYS feel hungry! "

" I should mention its -15'C outside. " Turles said, checking his scouter.

" ... " Goku stared at him blankly.

Turles sweatdropped, " That's 5'F. "

" GASP! That is COLD! Oh I hope Veggiesalright... " Goku paled, " Well then I guess it is up to me! " he burst into

compact oozaru form, " Wow this warms up my arms real fast. " he grinned, " Now let's save the Veggie! "

" And get home intime for the holidays! "

The four saiyajin turned to see Chi-Chi standing there in heavy winter clothing.

" Chi-chan what are you doing here? " Goku sweatdropped.

" I finished my Christmas shopping weeks ago. " she boasted, " Besides your rescue group's a little sausage-heavy

and there's no way the Ouji's gonna let down his guard once he finds out TURLES is with you. If I'm there it should balance

the Ouji's "Paranoia" act out with his "Smug, confident" one so he doesn't resort to anything rash, unexpected, and possibly

life-threatening. "

" Vegeta-san DOES tend to perform dangerous acts while feeling his semeness being threatened. " Turles trailed off,

" You think you can handle the cold weather? "

" HAH! I'm wearing FOUR layers of clothing, a thigh-long jacket, gloves AND mittens, two pairs of socks, Goku-san's

extra training boots, earmuffs, a hat, a hood, one scarf around my neck and the other to cover my nose and mouth AND-- " she

whipped out a blue pair of skiing eyewear, " Goggles. " Chi-Chi put them on.

" How can you walk in all that? " Vejitto sweatdropped.

" Actually, I can't. I've been hovering since I finished getting dressed. " she motioned to the floor where she was

using bukujutsu to keep herself slightly above the floor.

The fusions stared down blankly at her feet while Gogeta snickered in a slight, Veggieish way.

" Quiet you. " Chi-Chi bluntly replied.

Goku clasped his hands together, " And now it is time for the sweet-meats my Veggie contains! " a small trail of

drool started its way out the side of his mouth. He wiped it off with his wristband.

" ... " Chi-Chi stared at him oddly.

Goku folded his arms, " I am not fully responsible for my actions during compact oozaru form for I have not

completely mastered how to control my deepest animal instincts while as such. "

" Uh-huhh... "

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" SIGH...just look at Kakay out there, Nango. Braving the winter's cold just for me. " Vegeta sighed contently as he

held the binoculars he had poofed into existance using his temporary ou powers to watch the ship that had landed far outside

the capital and even beyond the type-3 saiyajin village Turles had come from, " He's the best peasant any ruler could ever

wish for. "

" Then why bother going through such endless charades that only frustrate the both of you and rather simply sit

down and think out for yourself if a platonic OR non-platonic relationship is what you truely seek? "

" ... " Vegeta turned to see Bejito standing next to him while his ki glew an eerie blue color around him, " AHHHH! "

the little ouji shrieked, knocking his binoculars into the air and causing them to hit him overtop of his head on the way

down. Vegeta fell onto his rear end and sat there, shaking, " T-t-t-t-t--IWASJOKINGJUSTNOWIDIDNTMEANANYOFTHATMUSHYKAKASTUFF!"

Bejito chuckled, " Hahahaha, no need to fear, Vegeta. I'm not the real Bejito. "

The ouji stared at him, frazzled yet relieved, " So you're what, the Ghost of Christmas Past? I hate to break it to

ya pal but I already went through that 4...is it 4? " he started counting back his previous years holiday seasons in his head

, " Yeah, 4 years ago. "

" Hahaha. " "Bejito" let out a hearty laugh, " Vegeta, this is Bejito-sei. Christmas originates on Earth. We don't

have that here. " the blue ki glew brighter and the shape of the saiyajin changed into a tall male saiyajin in his mid 20's

wearing ancient native garb, " I'm the spirit of the first saiyajin no densetsu. "

" ... " Vegeta's jaw hung open and he bowed, " D--d--Densetsu-sama! "

" You don't need to do that you know. " the spirit scratched the back of his head.

The ouji looked up to see the densetsu had morphed back into Bejito's form, " Don't tell me YOU'RE pushing your own

view on this whole "Kaka-war" too now are ya? Because ever since it started that's all anyone I've met has done. "

" I'm not pushing anything. I want to give you an objective point of view as to help you decide for yourself without

any aid from the others, as to what you want. "

" Hmmph. " Vegeta folded his arms.

" Kakarrotto has made his choice. It was hard but he cannot truely be at rest until he knows yours, and neither can

you for that matter. "

" I made my choice and its the platonic one. " Vegeta smirked, " Just as Kakarrotto has. "

" ... " ▫

The small saiyajin started to squirm, " Kakarrotto chose "platonic" too, RIGHT? "

" I cannot tell you that. "

" ... " ▫

" So, " the ouji spoke up, " Which one are we doing? "Its a Wonderful Life", "A Christmas Carol"? "

" A little bit of everything. " "Bejito" cracked his knuckles.

Vegeta sweatdropped, " How're you supposed to pull THAT off! "

" You'll find out. " he morphed back into himself, " Care for a little sparring match first? "

The ouji smirked and burst into ssj2, " NOW you're speaking my language. I'd be honored to battle the saiyajin of

legend. Inheriting your great powers was the sole thing that kept me going for quite a long time. I'd luv to see how our

powers match up against one another. "

" Of course. " the densetsu grinned. The two flew at each other.

" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- "

" ▫POW▫! " the densetsu slugged Vegeta across the face and knocked him to the ground, unconsious.

OOOO
OOOO
OOOO

" Heyyy! Wakeupwakeup! "

" Gah! "

" He is NOT dead. "

" Ohhhh? "

" Because I can tell, that's why. The Masked Avenger knows ALL. "

" Aaaaaaaah. :) "

" Uhhhh... " Vegeta sat up, dizzy and with a bruise on his cheek, " Kuso! " he sweatdropped in pain.

" HEY THERE! How ya doin! " a little voice chirped happily.

The ouji looked over to see his 7 year old self sitting there with a 2 year old Goku on his lap, " WAH! " Vegeta

shrieked.

" WAAH! " Kakarrotto squealed happily, mimicking the sound.

" See Kak'rot I told you I was right. " the chibi boasted.

" Uh...so, you're...chibi me? Right? Not the densetsu from earlier? "

" Hahaha, no. He dropped us off though. " Chibi Vegeta replied, " Having access to time and space, he can do that. "

" Big Vehdgee! " Kakarrotto pointed his chubby toddler finger at the adult Vegeta.

" Why are there TWO of you? I mean, shouldn't there only be one for each? "

" Gaba no paasani bo nu! " Kakarrotto looked over at Chibi Vegeta.

" Yeah he DOES ask a lotta questions, huh Kak'rot. " the chibi nodded.

" Well? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow, still confused.

" Kak'rot is here because he is my sidekick. It would just look silly if The Masked Avenger were to go on a mission

without his trusty sidekick. " Chibi Vegeta boasted.

Vegeta sweatdropped.

" Anyways, older me, we're here to show you your younger self who is also my older self and that makes him sort of

our inbetween...self. Yeah, that's right. " he rubbed his chin while his cape flowed in the breeze.

" My cape never flowed in the breeze like that. " Vegeta mildly pouted.

" I told you, I'm the MASKED AVENGER. I have super-powers! " he grinned.

" I never had any REAL super-powers. I only pretended I had them. It was a game. "

Chibi Vegeta's pupils glew aqua as he squinted his eyes at Vegeta, " Why're you wearing pink briefs under that

super-cool Ou armor? "

" AHH! " Vegeta looked down only to see in shock he was properly covered, " Oh my God...you have all my imaginative

"super-hero" powers. For REAL! "

" Reallyreallyreal! " Kakarrotto chirped.

Vegeta pointed to Chibi Vegeta, " Quick! I'm thinking of a number-- "

" 69! "

" BINGO! "

The chibi bowed and Kakarrotto and Vegeta applauded him.

" Wait, did I just sexually connontate? " the ouji blinked.

Chibi Vegeta tilted his head, " What's "sexually" mean? "

" I'll tell you when you're older. " Vegeta said bluntly.

" Ok. "

" Oh-tay. " Kakarrotto beamed, wagging his tail behind him.

Chibi Vegeta picked Kakarrotto up, " Ready to visit a few places of the past? "

Vegeta whinced, " Will we HAVE to go to Freeza's ship? "

" Well, you were sort of enslaved for a good 20 years or so. " the chibi shifted around, " But hey no one'll be able

to see or hear us so we'll be fine. Besides I'M a superhero and YOU'RE a king! "

" Not yet. "

" Then why are you wearing the armor? "

" I'm in training. "

" Ohhhh. OK! "

OOOO
OOOO
OOOO

" Here we are! " Chibi Vegeta announced as the trio reappeared.

" WAAH! " Vegeta exclaimed, " COLD! " he shuddered, rubbing his arms, " I forgot how cold the inside of this ship

was. " the ouji grimaced.

" Oooooo? " Kakarrotto tilted his head.

" Give me Kakarrotto. " Vegeta took him from his chibi self and held the baby protectively, " Kakarrotto isn't safe

here! Terrible things happen on this ship! Especially to the weak! "

Kakarrotto grabbed a chunk of the ouji's cape and began to suckle on it.

" Its ok Kakarrotto-chan. Veggie'll protect you. " the small saiyajin cooed to the baby he was holding.

Kakarrotto began to dribble on Vegeta's cape.

The ouji sweatdropped, " So, " he turned to his chibi self, " What're we here to see? "

" You. "

Vegeta turned to his right to see they were in the small sleeping quarters where he, Raditsu, and Nappa had been

staying. Nappa was asleep in a large cot on one side of the room and Vegeta and Raditsu were using a bunkbed on the other

side. Vegeta walked over to the him on the bottom bunk. The Vegeta in the bunk was lying there on his back staring up at the

ceiling.

" You never ever slept well on the mean lady's ship. The most sleep you got during those 20 or so years was in the

space pod during your travels. " Chibi Vegeta explained.

" Am I...ok? " the adult Vegeta looked uneasily at himself.

" You're asleep. You learned how to sleep with your eyes open, renember? " Chibi Vegeta replied.

" Well I've kind of blocked out all this stuff due to is obviously TRAMATIC nature, ya know! " a small vein bulged

on Vegeta's forehead.

The Vegeta in the bed whimpered slightly as he shifted around under the sole bedsheet he'd been issued.

The toddler in the adult ouji's arms sniffled, " Vehdgee. "

" Say, uh... " the ouji turned so he didn't have to look his 20-some year old self in the eyes, " As long as we're

here, and as long as I'm pretty much solid, " Vegeta tapped the side of the bed. The slightly younger Vegeta's eyes darted

paranoidly over to the spot and he began to shake, " Why not help me find Freeza and we dispose of him right now? " the ouji

grinned.

" You are obviously not learning your lesson here. " Chibi Vegeta sweatdropped.

" And which one is that? "

" To stop being so indecisive and choose what type of relationship you want with Kak'rot already! " the chibi pouted.

The toddler started to purr in Vegeta's arms. Vegeta lightly patted him on the back, " Gaah! "

" I'm not being indecisive I'm very decisive and I choose PLATONIC. " he folded his arms.

" Then why haven't you told Kak'rot yet? "

" Well, I...OOOH! What does the ghost of the previous densetsu care about MY personal relationships anyway! "

" He doesn't! But everyone cares about how you're going to lead our people! If you can't make decisions properly

it'll affect your leadership and that affects all the saiyajins on the planet! "

" Maybe I'm just losing my mind or something.. " the ouji pondered.

" Ohhh, this isn't working. " Chibi Vegeta pouted, then flew up and promptly blasted Vegeta in the back of the head,

knocking him unconsious before teleporting them away.

" ...hey, Vegeta. You awake? " Raditsu whispered in saiyago.

The ouji's eyes lost their sleepy fog, " Yeah. "

" What do you think happened to Kakarrotto? I mean, what planet do you think he landed on? " the larger saiyajin

tilted his head.

" KAKARROTTO'S ALIVE! " Vegeta blurted out, popping up on the side of Raditsu's bed and causing him to sweatdrop.

" Shhhh! " Raditsu shh'd him.

" You don't need to shh me I'm shh'ed enough. I'm a master of shh-ery. " the smaller saiyajin pouted.

" I don't know if he's alive. I'm just wondering, that's all. "

Vegeta made two fists, " If Kakarrotto's alive we need to find him! "

" Why? " Raditsu looked over at him incrediously, " So Freeza'll find out and he'll get enslaved like the rest of

us? No way. Even IF Kakarrotto's alive he's so weak he wouldn't last a day on this ship. "

" He would if I protected him like I did back home. "

" Doesn't matter. Chances of us even finding him are slim. " Raditsu turned on his side and shut his eyes.

" But-- "

" Zzzz... "

" Hn. " Vegeta twitched, climbing back down and onto his own bed, :Kakarrotto...:

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" WAAAH! THIS COLD IS INSANE! " Chi-Chi exclaimed as the group continued their trudge through the snow, " I don't see

why we can't just ride that "gift" the Ouji gave you all the way to this shield. "

" Be-cause Chi-chan if we did that then Veggie would know we were coming. We have to surprise him. " Goku nodded.

" What if he already knows we're coming? " Turles pondered, " I mean, Vegeta-san has extra powers now. "

" I seriously don't like the idea of him with those Ou powers while in the middle of a paranoid frenzy. " Chi-Chi

grimaced.

" But Mommy's temporary Ou powers only reach a certain distance. " Vejitto explained.

" Yeah. That's why he can't touch us out here. " Gogeta added.

" If you guys want..my home village is up ahead, we can stop there and warm up for a while. " Turles offered.

" We HAVE been walking a good 2 hours now. " the portara fusion thought it over.

" No way! I'm not stopping at Turles Village of Evil. Goku-sa doesn't need any more pressure than he already has. "

Chi-Chi protested.

" I'M the only "evil" one from that village, and I'm not even there right now. " Turles sweatdropped.

" So what, the rest of them are more like Goku-san than you? " she raised an eyebrow.

" Pretty much. " he sighed.

" Well then that sounds good to me. " Chi-Chi clasped her hands together, " Goku-san would you care to make a pit

stop? "

Goku frowned, " But Chi-chan I really wanna get to that barrier and break it open so I can get to my Veggie and we

can have a talk about things. "

" The Ouji'll be fine for another half hour or so, come on please? " she smiled.

" Ohhhhhhh. "

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OOOO

" So he fell asleep staring out the window, huh? " the ouho sweatdropped as she pulled Vegeta to his feet while

Bejito sat on one of the nearby chairs.

" Its not like I didn't TRY to wake him up. He's a heavy sleeper. Never used to be like that.. " the ou folded his

arms, confused, " I think I actually got him to talk a little. He's been mumbling in his sleep about densetsus and the masked

avenger 'n such. "

" My poor Vegeta-kun. He's been so worked up ever since he got back he's giving himself nightmares. " Ruby said,

concerned as she lifted Vegeta onto his bed, " Come on Bejito, maybe he'll be done with his nap by dinner. "

The ou stood up, " Fine. " he sniffed the air, " Say does it smell a little odd in here to you? "

" Um, no more so than usual. " Ruby sweatdropped, disturbed, " Why? "

" I dunno. It just smells as if there's some semi-familiar odor lingering in here amongst Vegeta's own scent. "

The ouho took another whiff, " It smells like... " :Kakarrotto: she gawked, finally recognizing it. Ruby looked

over at Vegeta, " I, think I'll talk with YOU later. " she said, leaving the room while the ouji continued to sleep.

: " Uhhhh. Why does everybody keep hitting me. " Vegeta groaned as he sat up only to find himself in a white void

similar to that of the Room of Spirit and Time; only without the large beds, fancy bathtub, and ridiculously sized hourglass.

" Oi! Vegeta-kun! " a voice chirped from above him.

The ouji blinked and looked up to see a furry brown tail hovering in the air, " A TAIL! I'm not even getting actual

people as my ghostly guides? I get an APPENDAGE instead? "

:A TALKING appendage: Nango added, blinking.

" Aww, Vegeta-kun you don't remember me? " the tail tilted its tip to the side, " I was your first tail, before I

got chopped off by that fat samurai Yajirobe. "

Vegeta gasped, " Tomo! "

The tail nodded, " Yes indeed! "

:Who's Tomo: Nango tilted his own tip.

" My previous tail. " Vegeta replied.

:Ohhhhhhhhh.: he nodded in acknowledgement.

" And NOW I'm the ghost of What-If! " Tomo chirped.

" The ghost of "What-If"? Aren't you supposed to be the ghost of the present or something? " Vegeta asked, confused.

" There's really no point in going over what's happening right now, Vegeta-kun. Kakarrotto and his friends are on

their way to "rescue" you, you know that. " she sweatdropped.

:Wait, your previous tail is a SHE: Nango looked utterly confused.

" What of it? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow in defense, " If you know something about tail genders and how they come to

be please speak up. "

:No, not really.: Nango shook his head, baffled.

" So! Vegeta-kun. In order to help you better your ability to make decisive decisions, I've deviced a plan! Give me a

simple what-if, we'll be able to transport the surroundings of how it affects your future! "

" Sounds interesting. " the ouji smirked, " Will I be able to be seen and heard by those around me? "

" Indeed for I am the Ghost of What-If! "

Vegeta sweatdropped, then shook it off, " Oh-kay! Timeline 6 with its Onna-less and Female Kakarrotto landscape! GO!"

he ordered confidently.

" ... " Tomo hovered there with the blue cape around her tip, blinking, " Umm, this is Timeline 1. "

" I know. And I want to see the results of Timeline 6--it being one of my favorites and all. " Vegeta replied.

" I can't do that. All the What-Ifs I'm available to bestow upon you have to derive from situations caused by YOU

making some type of decision. "

" Ohhhh. " Vegeta pouted stubbornly, " That's no fun. " he folded his arms, " Alright Tomo, what if I had defeated

Kakarrotto in our first battle. "

The tail began to glow and Vegeta was suddenly in his saiyajin armor on Planet Freeza #249.

" Ooh, this can't be good. " he sweatdropped.

Tomo, still hovering beside him, narrated, " During the first battle with Kakarrotto you squeezed him to death in

Oozaru form before Yajirobe could come after you. After killing him you easily disposed of Yajirobe, Kuririn, and Son Gohan.

Following which you managed to destroy the planet but needed to retreat in order to receive medical attention. When you

discovered that Freeza had learned of the dragon balls over the scouter, you race after him to Namek-sei in order to get to

the dragon balls first. But, without the help of Kakarrotto and his friends, you're unable to stop Freeza from using the

dragon balls to grant his wish for immortality. In a blind rage you become a super saiyajin and literally obliviate Freeza. "

" Oooh. I take revenge for my people? " the ouji grinned at that last part.

" However, since Freeza was already immortal, your lethal attack couldn't completely kill him. "

" So... " Vegeta trailed off, curious.

▫BEEP▫BA▫BEEP▫BEEP▫BO▫BEEEEEEP▫! " horns tooted loudly from the structures around them. Vegeta looked up along with

the other soldiers walking the streets.

" ALL WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ROBO-FREEZA 2.8! " a loud robotic voice announced over the speakers.

" Eeh. " the ouji went pale, then turned to see a completely robotic Freeza--his purple brain incased in a diamond

glass top, walk by.

" Thank. You. Thank. You. I. Would. Like. To. Congradulate. You. All. On. A. Job. Well. Done. " Robo-Freeza spoke in

a purposely deep modulated voice.

Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead in disbelief, " He sounds like an imitation Juuhokugou. I don't know whether

to laugh or be utterly terrified. "

Robo-Freeza turned towards the ouji and narrowed his eyes, " You. Just. Wait. Until. You. Go. To. Sleep. " he whipped

out a whip and struck it directly next to Vegeta, " Then. I. Will. Have. My. Revenge. "

The little ouji turned green and started to shudder.

" Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. " Robo-Freeza laughed, " Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. " he blinked, then

annoyedly pressed the button on his chest repeatedly while continuing to make the laughing noise. The icejin twitched and

scribbled down a sign which he held up before a nearby soldier reading "Cut this damned announcement right now! My audio box

is stuck again!".

" Uh, Y--yes sir, Freeza-sama! " the soldier quickly ran to the announcement booth.

" Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. " Robo-Freeza angrily stormed off, but not without pointing once more at Vegeta.

" I'D LIKE TO GO HOME NOW! " the ouji yelped loudly.

Tomo snapped her nonexistant fingers and they were instantly back in the white room.

" Oh-kay...that was uh...frightening. " Vegeta squeaked out.

" How about a Kakarrotto-related What-If? " his former tail suggested.

" Yeah, that'd be good. Kakarrotto's very good. " Vegeta nodded nervously, " Hahaha.. "

:Well: Nango asked.

" Alright. " the ouji clasped his hands together, " What if...I told Kakarrotto that all I wanted from him was his

platonic friendship. NOSEX! Just, platonicness. "

" You mean once he gets here? " Tomo asked.

" Yes. "

" Alright. " she shrugged and the surroundings changed again, this time into the inside of the Ouji's bedroom, which

had suddenly taken a drastic decor alteration in the form of the color orange.

Vegeta sweatdropped, " I did tell you PLATONIC, right? "

" Yes. " Tomo nodded, then cleared her throat to explain, " After you turned Kakarrotto down and crushed his dreams

your relationship became just that. Platonic. Just how you "desired" with no sexual tension at all. Once your Ou training

began to get more rigorous and the time you had with Kakarrotto dwindled, he eventually sadly headed back to earth to live

with his friends there. However you being depribed of Kakarrotto caused your own obsession to dramatically enlarge, and once

more you were faced with that uncertain feeling you're experiancing now. However, your pride would not allow you to admit to

Kakarrotto what you had done and that you were confused once more, so you simply tried to export your Kakarrotto-related

thoughts somewhere else in order to ease and comfort you. "

" Ohhh. " the ouji shifted around, a little creeped out. He checked his clothes to see he was still in his black Ou

armor and cape, " Well, at least it didn't affect my fashion sense? "

▫Knock▫knock▫knock▫

" Coming! " Vegeta called, walking up to the door not sure what to expect. He flung it open only to come face to

chest with three Gokus. They were all wearing identical orange and blue gis, albeit slightly shorter than the real Goku

himself, and not nearly as buff; their muscle mass comparative to that of the adult Goku Raditsu first met. " ... "

" You called for us, Veggie-sama? " one of the Gokus asked sweetly.

Vegeta blinked, " Ah...yeah? "

♥ ▫

♥▫

" Would, you like to come in. " the ouji offered, his eyes bugging out.

The three Gokus bowed lightly and entered, heading for a cabinet on the wall that contained various items.

" care to explain. " Vegeta said flatly to Tomo.

" Oh yeah, them. " she chirped.

" Yes Tomo, THEM. " the ouji twitched.

" That's your Kaka-harem. "

" My WHAT! " the ouji's face went bright red.

" You paid a visit to the village where Goku's grandparents lived and picked out three ukeish type-3 male saiyajin

peasants to come live at the castle with you. They give you rub-downs and bake tasty meals for you and share your bed, but

your feelings for them are a mere shadow of those for the real Kakarrotto, who you often have them role play as. "

" But, why do I have THREE of them? " Vegeta blinked, incredious.

" So you can have one for the morning, afternoon, and one for at night. " Tomo replied.

" ...I'm a freakin mental case. " the ouji murmured in shock and illness.

" Veggie-sama " one of the "Gokus" squealed excitedly from across the room. Vegeta turned to see two of them sitting

at the kitchen table eating lunch while the third lay naked on Vegeta's bed with a bottle of whipped cream in his arms.

" You also make platonic love to them. " the tail added.

" Oh-kay. Time to go. " Vegeta said bluntly in horror as the background disappeared back to its clean, white slate.

" Well Vegeta-kun, have you learned anything by all this? "

" Other than I have a serious "Kakarrotto" problem, not really. " the ouji shrugged, still a little dizzy.

" Would you like to see what would happen if you were to tell Kakarrotto you non-platonically desired him? " Tomo

asked curiously.

" NO! NO NO NO NO NO! " Vegeta cried out, his face going bright red, " IMFINETHANKSFORASKINGJUSTPEACHYUPNOPROBLEMHERE

HAHAHAHAHA... "

" Well, it was nice to see you again, Vegeta-kun! " Tomo smiled, " And nice to meet you, Nango-kun. " she nodded to

Vegeta's current tail, who waved, " Byebye now! "

" Huh? Wait what? " Vegeta blinked only to have the floor suddenly fall out beneath him, " NANI? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "

he screamed as he plummeted downward into the darkened abyss.

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" Oi! "

" OOOF! " Vegeta hit a semi-soft cushion and opened his eyes to see he was ontop of the large bed in the ship he'd

had built for his peasant, " Oww. " he said flatly.

" Would you care for a delicious snack? "

The ouji turned his head to the right to see Goku sitting there in ssj2 form while holding a platter of mini dessert

items on his lap, " Uhhh.. "

" I don't mind feeding Veggie his treat if he wants me too. " the larger saiyajin said sneakily.

" Are you my third spirit/ghost/whatever? " Vegeta asked suspiciously, " Kakarrotto? "

" Yup! " the large saiyajin had on his usual gi. Said gi fit much nicer on him than it had on the three

kaka-impersonators the ouji thought proudly, then flushed when he realized his own thought.

" So, does this make you the final test? The last resort? The ultimate eye-opener? "

Goku moved up close to the little ouji as if studying him, nose-to-nose. Vegeta's entire body clenched and the

smaller saiyajin began to sweat, " Veggie? " he said innocently.

" W--what? What is it you WANT? Don't come any closer! " the ouji choked out, going red.

" Would you be so nervous if you were merely a citizen of Bejito-sei rather than its prince? "

" ... " the ouji blinked.

" Would you still hold back? Would you still make things up and run away like this if you didn't have such a

super-important status? If you weren't royalty would you even need all those walls of pride? "

The ouji scooted backward, uneased, " Don't ask me stuff like that! " he cried out.

" Veggie, you need to tell me the truth. If you can't make a decision... " Goku trailed off.

The bed faded away and Vegeta fell onto the floor while Goku remained there hovering with a smirk on his face.

" Hn. " a vein bulged on the ouji's forehead. He blinked only to find himself suddenly in the middle of one of

Bejito-sei's bustling cities. He stood up and dusted himself off only to find he was wearing peasant clothing, " ACK! " the

little ouji tried to cover himself further than he already was, " Oi! Kakarrotto that isn't funny! " he flushed. Now that he

was actually wearing one of the fur, gi-topish items he was suddenly very aware of how revealing it was. Vegeta looked around

the city from where he stood only to be unable to find Goku anywhere in sight, " Ohhhhhh..this is a nightmare! KAKARROTTO

WHERE ARE YOU? ":

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" Mmmmm! This is delicious! " Chi-Chi gasped.

" I a-gree. "

" Su-perb! " the fusions said as the entire group dined in the fairly large kitchen at Turles's parents' house.

" Its good but I really should get back to stopping Veggie. " Goku nodded while eating a bowl of noodles, " His

Veggimagnation is so very powerful he frightens himself all the time. "

Niono sat down next to him, " Is Prince Vegeta your mate, Kakarrotto? "

Goku's face flushed and he dipped his head slightly for his bangs to cover his eyes while he finished the noodles.

" They're not mates. " Chi-Chi sighed, annoyed, " They're sort of...its more like a...its a very complicated and

oftentimes confusing PLATONIC relationship. "

" Are you Kakarrotto's sister? " Retasu asked.

" GAH? NO! I'm not his SISTER! I'm his wife! " she sweatdropped, " By Earth laws and standards anyway... "

" Have you mated? " Retasu turned to Goku and motioned to Chi-Chi.

Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " We DO have two children together! "

" So do Kakarrotto and Vegeta-san. " Turles smirked, " Oh, wait, they have THREE children together. My mistake. "

" Does that mean Veggie wins? " Goku blinked.

" HE DOES NOT WIN! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, " Especially not in his current mental state. "

" I didn't mean to upset him. " Goku said sadly.

" What happened? " Retasu asked.

" You see there was some mistletoe in the kitchen and when you're under the mistletoe you gotta give someone a kiss

so I gave Veggie a kiss but he freaked out and did not see the mistletoe but I'm not completely sure I mean he could've seen

it but Veggie ran around for a while screaming and then left for home where he put up that huge barrier around the castle. "

Goku explained.

" You mean Vegeta ouji was frightened by a kiss? There's nothing for him to be afraid of. " Retasu looked surprised,

" Bejii-chan never freaked out at kisses... "

" Huh. Never would've guessed Ouji Sr was the braver of the two. " Chi-Chi murmured.

" No, Bejii was just really really naive. And to Bejii it wasn't "non-platonic" unless the actual act of it occured."

Retasu responded.

" DID the actual act ever occur? "

Retasu sweatdropped, " Well, no. That's why Bejii ran away screaming when I asked if he'd like some. "

" Oh. I'm...I'm sorry? " Chi-Chi said, feeling awkward.

Goku raised his hand, " Mr. Turles's daddy-- "

" You can call me Retasu ya know. " he sweatdropped.

" Retasu, " Goku corrected himself, " How would I keep MY Veggie from running away in fear? "

" Well, you'll probably have to move really slow...I guess I just didn't move slow enough for Bejii. I mean, Bejii

was so happy living here in the village til I asked him about, THAT. "

" I'm slightly confused here. " Chi-Chi said, " You're asking him how to keep from scaring the Ouji, right? "

" Umm...OF COURSE. " Goku said loudly.

" Ah hahahaha. Yeah. " she laughed nervously, taking a sip of the drink she was holding.

" At least Vegeta ouji won't start growing any "facial hair" if you get to him right away. " Niono nodded thoughfully

Retasu looked down at his meal, " Bejii's facial hair made me sad. "

" Well its gone now. " Turles replied.

Goku stood up, " Thank u very much for the delicious meal, Mr. 'n Mrs...um...Turles's parents, but we really have to

get going now. I have a Veggie to save! "

" I understand. " Retasu nodded wisely, " I wish you much luck in accomplishing your goal Kakarrotto. Perhaps you

will succeed in the deed that I had failed. "

" You're talking about keeping the Ouji from running away and causing us all frustraton and anguish, right? " Chi-Chi

said, suspicious.

" I will do my best, Retasu! " Goku said confidently.

Retasu glanced over at Turles, " Turles? "

" Yes? " the evil type-3 saiyajin responded.

" Will you be staying here for spring? "

" Uh... "

" Springtime equals Veggietine's Day! " Goku cheered randomly.

" Yes. Yes it does. " Chi-Chi sighed.

" I..will have to think on that. I mean my evilness schedule, my Schedule of Evil and other Mischievous Deeds, IS

pretty booked for the entire span of the spring season. " Turles folded his arms.

" What are you talking a-bout? " Goku tilted his head.

:Kakarrotto, unlike Vegeta-san who has to go through rigorous tests in order to become Ou, the only thing I need do

to be mandatorily put in charge of my village is to find a mate:

:OH! Is THAT why you do not have a loved one.: Goku said in awe.

Turles sweatdropped at him.

:Is that also why there are villagers staring through the kitchen window at us:

:Yes, pretty much:

Goku turned and waved to the villagers on the other side of the window, " Hello! "

" I think we should go now. " Turles decided.

" Yes we should! " Goku heroically replied, " To save my Veggie from causing himself more emotional harm! " he

grabbed the entire group of the fusions, Chi-Chi, and Turles, then teleported them all out of sight.

" Nani? What was that? " Niono gasped in shock.

Retasu blinked, " I'm not sure...but I want to learn how to do that! " he grinned.

10:51 PM 12/12/2005
END OF PART TWO!

Goku: YAY!

Vegeta: That was odd and confusing.

Chuquita: That it was! And now for the Assessor Ripostes!

Goku: ...the what?

Vegeta: (sweatdrops greatly)

To Hyper Kid: So glad you liked it! The fic's T rating is equal to PG-13. Popsicles and cookies are fun! The gifts the

characters get will be revealed a few chapters from now.

To tea: So glad you liked it and the egg nog!

To Alastair: It snowed earlier this week, its supposed to snow again on Friday too. Glad you liked it! Turles and Raditsu

will meet up again one or two chapters from now (depends on how the pacing turns out next chapter).

To Maria S: So glad you liked it! Things have been getting a bit naughtier for the characters. I enjoy PG-13! Raditsu won't

be having a vision in this fic but he'll have a bigger part in the next chapter.

To Hakura0: Yup! That was the PS4 though and it was in the last gt parody. Yeah, I just enjoy my ps2 so I decided Veggie'd

get a ps3. I can't wait to play some ps3 games! Table-moats are fun.

To Afrodite: Glad you liked the mistletoe part. The actual 100 years in the future will be revealed in the coming months. It

all depends on the speed at which the current fics are moving. I am planning for an non-Goku and Veggie side-story for

Turles in the Veggietine's Special. Raditsu will have a larger part in the next chapter. Cliffhangers are fun! I try not to

do them every chapter though. So glad you think so. I think they were attacked because there was a Seme/Uke war going on at

DA during the time they were attacked. I didn't take part in said war but someone decided to attack me anyway, so. (shrugs).

There's a few more climaxes in store too:D

To majinbulgeta: So glad you like it! I got all my reports finished and now I only have my history exam test left! After

that I am free for the month:D

To Zogeta: Yes he has :) Veggie's so freaked out about it he's giving himself nightmares. The Masked Avenger comics are fun

to draw, that's why I gave him a cameo in the chapter! The PS3 is amazing! I can't wait til its released! There will

eventually be closure for the both of them, I promise. I'm taking very good care of the grammar :) Aw, a gift for Goku!

Goku: (hugs the jar) Heee

Vegeta: (flushes red)

To draco star home: So glad you liked the comic! I'm currently in the middle of uploading a new one.

To Kat-YaOi MaNiAc: Glad you're no longer grounded and now free to use the computer! I too am very sad at those stories loss :( There will be several more climaxes coming up this winter/spring!

Chuquita: (to audiance) See you sometime next week everyone!