Know Your Stars: FMA Style
Chapter 2 here! Go on and read!
Dedicated to: Angela
Note to Angela: See? I told you I'd feature you in my stories, even if it's cameo…
Disclaimer (Didn't do it last time): Don't own anything…
Me: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Roy: Where am I and who're you?
Me: You're on TV and my identity is none of your business.
Roy: Weirdo. I thought you said that you have the pictures of Riza I wanted!
Riza: Taisa… (Points gun at his head)
Me: You can have him later, Riza.
Riza: (Lowers gun)
Me: Roy Mustang…Is secretly dating Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye!
Roy: (Blushes) Umm…uh…
Me: See? It's true! (Waves snapshots of Roy and Riza kissing in front of camera)
Roy: Where'd you get that?
Me: None of your business. Hey Angela! (Angela runs here)
Angela: Yes, Carol?
Me: Help me sell these pictures on E-Bay, please?
Angela: OK! (Runs to the nearest computer)
Me: Back to the topic. Roy…Is a Water Alchemist in disguise!
Roy: No! I'm a Flame Alchemist, you idiot! (Wears gloves and prepares to snap fingers)
Me: Shut up for a sec, will ya? You are actually on drugs and alcohol!
Roy: No! I'm not on drugs! And alcohol…
Me: See? Told you he's alcoholic, right Angela? Anyway, did you sell the pictures yet?
Angela: I can't believe it! (Sobs) How could you? I thought you were cool! And yeah, I sold the pictures already to some guy called the Full Metal Alchemist.
Roy: o.O How can you?
Me: SILENCE! You have a shrine for Elisia at home in your closet!
Roy: You bitch! I don't even like that kid!
Riza: Language, sir.
Roy: Sorry.
Elisia: (Cries) Uncle Roy! You said you liked me and that you will always lighten up when you see me! (Wails)
Roy: Did I ever say that? (Elisia wails even louder) If I did, then maybe I was drunk…
Hughes: (Flies down from heaven) You swore that you loved my daughter more than you love life!
Roy: I did?
Everyone: Yeah you did!
Me: As punishment, Roy, you're going to have to kiss Elisia and apologize sincerely. (Smirks)
Roy: (Jaw hits the ground) Chuui? I command you to kill me.
Riza: Sorry sir. I cannot accept that command.
Elisia: (Sobs) Aren't you gonna kiss me? (Puckers up)
Roy: (Reluctantly kisses her) (Vomits on a passing Ed)
Ed: WTF? Go to hell! (Punches him with auto mail arm) And I'm showing this to Havoc and the others! (Runs into Havoc) Hey Havoc! Look at the picture….(Blah, blah)
Me: This is getting out of hand…Roy Mustang: You raped Winry to humiliate Ed!
Everyone: o.O
Roy: Are you crazy? I don't even know her!
Riza: (Bursts into tears) How could you?
Roy: Riza! I didn't do that! It's just a bunch of lies!
Riza: (Runs out of the room)
Me: Roy Mustang…You wear a bra and lace panties!
Roy: I didn't, don't and won't wear women lingerie!
Me: Admit it. Even if you don't wear them, you're obsessed with them. And miniskirts, too.
Roy: But women look hot in them!
Me: So? And you transmuted Al into a gun last time!
Roy: So what?
Al: (Still in gun form) Nii-san! Please help me!
Ed: Don't worry, Al! I'm coming for ya! (Transmutes Al back into original form)
Me: Thank God.
Roy: Why did you have to transmute him back into armor, you little shrimp!
Ed: WHO'RE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP THAT CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY THE MOST ADVANCED MICROSCOPE?
Me: Now you know Roy Mustang…Stay tuned next time for Know Your Stars: FMA Style, featuring Riza Hawkeye!