"Filthy Vampire Fairies," Riku said in a tone that clearly had 'I'm mocking Vincent' written all over it.

"Riku," The blond said looking surprised at the taller teen. "How can you say that, you love Vincent."

"Yeah well that was before he took an interest in that prancing moron." He replied bitterly.

"Riku, Irvine does not prance."

"He might as well."

"You're just bent out of shape because they both choose each other over you."

"Bite me."

"Unlike Vincent, I don't."

"Two questions," Squall said, ignoring the pair's argument, "What the hell is up that guy's ass, and change us back."

"It's not what's up Vincent's ass." Cloud replied. "It's what's up Irvine's ass. Which is Vincent, if you know what I mean. Touching a Fairy's wings is a sign of intimacy between lovers. It is very disrespectful, a taboo if you will, to touch their wings if they have a mate. And even if they don't have one, for that matter. Irvine was too much of a flirt to turn your friend down, even in front of Vincent it seems."

"Sora," the small brunet said from inside Squall's arms. "And this is Squall."

"As you probably already know, my name is Cloud and he's Riku."

"And 'change us back' is not a question." Riku said, picking his cape up off the ground from where he threw it in order to save Sora.

"Whatever, just do it." Squall said releasing is grip on Sora who walked over to Riku to get a better look at the beautiful teal wings.

"Look but don't touch," Riku told Sora when he realized what the smaller teen was staring at. He slowly shook his head in understanding.

"We can't." the blond said sadly.

"Why not? Run out of your Pixie dust, have you?"

Riku gasped and Cloud rushed over to Squall clamping his hand over the brunet's mouth. "If you want to live, I suggest you keep your mouth shut, and your thoughts to yourself." He growled and slowly removed his hand. "We can protect you from car crashes and murder by using clever tricks and magic, however if you choose to summon a Pixie, not even the Fairy Queen Herself would be able you're life."

"Summon a Pix-"

Cloud's hand found its way back to Squall's mouth. "Do. Not. Say. It's. Name." He put special emphasis on each word.

"Ok, ok I get it." The taller man said. "But I don't even know how to summon one."

"A Human saying their name three times will summon one." Riku said. "And believe me, you don't want to. They're a bunch of trouble makers."

"Riku, how would you know, you've only met one of them."

"He's the leader, isn't he?"

"And who do you think is going to be the one summoned, huh?"

Riku looked confused for a second, until the information sunk in. "Oh yeah, the only reason I knew him in the first place was because he was going out with you at the time."

"You went out with their leader?" Squall raised an eyebrow.

"If we sit around here talking about him, he will be summoned. We better get going." Cloud said hastily; he didn't want to have anything to do with his over protective psycho ex-boyfriend, Sephiroth.

"Yeah ok," Squall agreed, "Sora, we're going."

"Ha!" Riku chuckled, "dude, you're three inches tall, even if you do manage to get anywhere alive, what do you think your family would do? No, you're coming with us."

"You can't tell us what to do. Sora, come here we're leaving." He said a little more forcefully this time.

Sora took a step towards Squall but Riku pulled the small boy into his arms. He gripped the teen securely around the waist and flew up into the air. "I'm sorry," he yelled, hovering from above, "but I'm afraid we can't let you do that. You know too much already, and until we find a way to get you back to your original size and your memory erased, you're sticking with us."

"Let him go!" Squall yelled at Riku.

"Oh yeah," the aqua haired teen snorted, "So he can fall to his death, no way. I'd never hurt something this adorable." He smirked down at Squall before disappearing in the same direction the Vincent and Irvine went.

Squall turned and glared at Cloud. "Hey, don't look at me." He said waving his hands defensively, "I can't control him." He paused for a moment to look up where his friend had disappeared. "You have two choices. I take you with me to the Fairy village to wait while Riku and I find out how to help you, or you can stay here and try to find your way home. Since the second option involves leaving Sora alone in the hands of Riku, and is not possible, you'll have to come with me."

"He's a pervert, isn't he?" the brunet sighed.

"But he's a nice one."

AN: Sorry for making the boys make fun of each other, but it fits with the story. And sorry for the Kairi bashing (if any of you are Kairi fans) a few chapters back. And sorry for being annoying with their names, it's just that they didn't properly introduce themselves and I wanted them too.

I would like to say thanks to everyone who reviewed. Especially Shiri Matakami for reviewing three times, two of which were done in one day. :huggles:

And a special Kirby Hug goes out to Chocola for the idea for a twist in the story, which has given me a great idea for a different one, not that I'm saying your idea wasn't great, cuz it was (I really liked the hot steamy make-up mansex part). Oh, and yes, I would take pictures of Riku and Sora all over each other if they were nekkid on a couch. I'd even send you copies. And I did notice how pretty butterflies are, that's why the word 'butterfly' is part of my e-mail. And last, before I forget, here is your Kirby Hug: (>' ')>

One more thing I promise. I noticed that a few of my readers are Fruits Basket fans. If you want to read my story (that's rated R and not allowed on this site) there is a link at the bottom of my profile (incase it doesn't work for some reason go to Adult Fan Fiction . net, no spaces of course, and my username is Cute but Psycho). The story is called Curse Lovers and its Yaoi between the male Sohma family. It's just random hot mansex between them, but there's only two so far. Don't forget to review it and feel free to request a pairing (or threesome, or what ever you want :winks:).