Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, it would be a scary, scary world, indeed. /sigh
Summary: Just some super pink fluff inspired by some delicious candy canes I had over break. Put on colorblind glasses or just don't read if you don't like fluff.
I poked an author's note in there somewhere, that will be in brackets. these
As it is with most fanfics, speech will be like "this."
:D I hope you like this
Messy Eating!
It was mid-afternoon after a short, D-ranked mission left over from the latest batch of genin after Team 7. Sasuke had managed to shake off Sakura using the excuse that he was going to hang out with Naruto. Which he was fulfilling by aimlessly and unhappily wandering through the streets. He absently muttered to himself that it was pointless to do this, before he reminded himself that plotting revenge on Itachi was not productive either. In other words, he was stuck with the loud and obnoxious boy known as Naruto.
Sasuke was currently occupied with glaring and scowling at various villagers who looked twice at the pair coming down the road and Naruto's annoying, pointless yelling. It was only when the dobe grabbed his hand and pulled him forcefully (it wasn't like he had much resistance anyway) into a store that Sasuke recognized as the candy shop when they entered.
He hadn't been in there since before his family was killed, and coming back brought back memories and old cravings. But today, he was distracted from the past by his irritating teammate, who was inspecting all that the store had to offer.
At last, he picked out a large lollypop. Sasuke stared at the mass of sugar. That lollypop. Was his most favouite. Thing. Ever. At least when he was five. He dug in his pockets, hoping to retrieve some money, but found only lint. The Uchiha scowled. He wasn't about to ask Naruto to get him a lollypop. After all, he was Sasuke! His pride and ego were larger that the Hokage monument! So the silent boy glared at the lollypop as his friend paid, and while they left the store, up until it entered the big, grinning mouth of Naruto.
When the sugary goodness on a stick began to be sucked on …Ignore that innuendo! ;D, the Uchiha sighed and ignored the other genin, until he cut him off to throw the stick away.
When the fox boy turned back to him, grinning, Sasuke stared at his mouth in horror. He couldn't even eat his candy without it getting all over him! This was an outrageous waste of lollypop! He scowled further, and pulled Naruto into an alley.
"What are you doing, bas—" the shorter boy was cut off by his hands being pinned to the wall, a knee being lifted to his stomach, and last but not least, a warm tongue pursuing his lips. Sasuke was… licking him? What the hell? The pink tongue pressed against his mouth for what seemed like an eternity, until the other boy retreated, inspecting the rest of his face hungrily.
Sasuke licked his own lips after he had taken all of the lollypop from Naruto's, and spotted another bit of the sticky residue on the whiskered cheek.
"Wow, dobe. You can't eat neatly at all." He smirked, leaning forward again to lick the last bit of candy from the surprisingly soft face and pulling his knee off of the tense stomach. After the sweetness had disappeared, Sasuke released his hands as well and walked calmly off back to his estate like nothing had happened, leaving his friend a very confused boy.
AHAHAHA. /eats candy
Give me your worst! D