The Bachelorette, Episode 2: The First Date
Written By Kittenrobforever
Hey, hey, sorry for the delay, but I had a lot o' stuff to take care of, yo! Plus, I had to decide who to cut since no one voted on the girls. And in response to one comment, yes she didn't take Cyborg because his character and kitten's don't go together, even in fanfiction. He's too strong-willed even for her kiss, and robotic implants are such a turn-off! Review if you love these stories! Flames are encouraged, I eat them up for power!
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Cyborg woke up and found himself trapped in a closet and covered up in mutant moth webbing. He couldn't move any part of his body—the stuff was like a cocoon. "Stupid bugs! I oughta…" he mumbled, trying to use either his built-in buzz saw or sonic cannon, not realizing that both were gnawed away by the moths while he was out. "There's always plan B," he said calmly. "HELP! HEEEEELLLPP! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" His yelling did little good, as the other titans were too busy to help Cyborg out, or even hear him for that matter.
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Kitten stood in the center of the main room of Titans Tower as the last Titan, Beast Boy, made it to the opening ceremony to the competition. He was dressed in his usual outfit as were the others, but he went to extra efforts to look more clean and groomed than the rest. Except for Robin; no one could match his cleanliness. "Okay," Kitten said, "Today we're all going to go on dates! You each have the whole day to take me to any place of your choice on an individual date and at the end of the week, I will make the cut, and one of you won't make the next round. Lots of luck to you all!" The four Titans gave each other the evil eye as the heard this, knowing that they would all do whatever it took to win Kitten and make it to the next round, and hopefully to the final round.
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Robin went first. He took Kitten on a boat ride in tribute to their first date. The whole boat was rented for them alone, much to Kitten's delight. "Pretty slick, Robbie-poo," Kitten purred. "Nothing's too good for you," Robin said suavely. Robin stood up and extended his hand in an invitation to dance, and she happily took it. As they swayed to the music, Robin pointed to the band and they began playing the same song that was played during their first dance. "Oh, Robbie-poo…" Kitten said happily, "You remembered our song!" Robin smiled, "How could I not?" Kitten hugged him hard, and they danced happily to their song. Every now and then as she rested her head on Robin's shoulder, he took the opportunity to smell her perfect, golden hair. He sweated, the scent stirring so many emotions. After the song was over, Kitten whispered something into Robin's ear, and he grinned widely. The two ran quickly to the bathroom and shut the door behind them. They came out fifteen minutes later, and Robin's face was covered with red stains all over his lips, cheeks and forehead. His and Kitten's lips were swollen to the size of their fists. Suddenly, Kitten's watch beeped and she said, "Whoopsy! Sorry, Robbie-poo; looks like our time is up!" Robin looked like he was about to die, "Huh! B-But why!" Kitten sighed and said, "I really wish we could keep this up, but I need to continue! I have three other dates to go on!" Robin tried his best to convince her to change her mind, "Can't you just declare me the winner, Kitty-poo?" Kitten kissed Robin tenderly on the lips and said, "Sorry, no can do, Robbie-poo! That wouldn't be fair to the others, now would it?" Robin cursed the day he met the other Titans as he and Kitten had the boat docked and left.
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Next up to bat was Beast Boy, and he knew just the place for their date—the amusement park. It was the same one he and Terra went to some time before, and it was the perfect setting for a romantic getaway. "So, Beast Boy, where do we go first?" Kitten said. Beast Boy scratched his head trying to think of the best way to start the date. Then, he snapped his fingers, "Come with me!" He dragged Kitten to a booth and asked her to pick out any stuffed animal and he would win it for her. She looked for the one she wanted, and she spotted a pink bear that looked like it would go perfectly with her outfit. "Get that one for me Beast Boy!" she begged while squeezing his arm. Beast Boy smiled and said, "Don't worry, babe; I'll get it!" Beast Boy turned into a small green monkey and jumped onto the booth. Picking up one ball after the other, he juggled them expertly and then threw them right on target. "And the man gets a bear!" the man behind the counter said as he handed the bear to Beast Boy, who in turn gave it to Kitten. The girl in turn glomped Beast Boy and kissed him hard on the lips. Beast Boy smiled happily with red lipstick marks on his mouth as hearts swirled around his dizzy and lovestruck head.
Beast Boy and Kitten next stopped to get one of the park's famous foot-long sausages with all the works. They each the same one at different ends, and they slowly ate it and came closer and closer together until their lips connected in a brief kiss. Beast Boy blushed at the touch, and Kitten eyed him seductively. "Let's do the Ferris wheel next, Beast Boy!" Kitten said. Beast Boy readily complied and got up, but Kitten stopped and whispered something in his ear. He smiled and said, "Anything for you, babe." Beast Boy changed into a green mink and crawled up to Kitten's shoulders and draped himself around her. Kitten strutted in her newest accessory all the way to the Ferris wheel. The two ended up kissing passionately all the way up and down. In the middle of one particularly good French kiss, Kitten's watch beeped, signaling the end of their date. "Sorry, Beastie-poo, but our time's up!" Beast Boy almost cried, "Oh man, really! That's stinks!" Kitten chuckled, "Don't be sad! I had a wonderful time, and you might have a chance at making the next round!" Beast Boy lightened up and said, "Really? Cool!" Kitten kissed him one last time before getting off the ride and going to her next date. Beast Boy watched her with longing in his eyes. "Dude," he said to himself, "Whoever gets her is gonna be one lucky duck!" He emphasized his statement by changing into a small green duck and quacking wildly before flying away.
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Back at Titans Tower, Starfire was busily cooking up a storm in the kitchen while Kitten sat down at the counter waiting for her meal. Starfire wiped her tired brow and said to herself, "Work with all your might! You must focus and concentrate all your culinary skills for this event or all is lost!" Soon, she finished cooking, and called out to Kitten, "Fear not, for the meal is ready!" Kitten sat up straight and said, "Good, 'cause I'm starving!" Starfire came over with a large tray of various—not to mention strange-looking—dishes, all looking like something made in a kindergarten art class. "I recommend that you first sample the smoked glorg!" Kitten looked uneasy to the extreme and dreaded putting any of these weird things in her mouth. But, wanting to make the most of this time with Starfire, Kitten took a piece of the glorg and put it in her mouth. She was surprised by how good it tasted! Within seconds it was gone. "So…" Kitten said, "What else does the chef recommend?" Starfire smiled happily and said, "Roasted gorka roaches?"
After the meal was finished, Kitten stood up and took out her lipstick and slowly applied it to her lips. Starfire watched with anticipation, hoping to steal a kiss from the blond goddess. Kitten finished and put the lipstick away, then without hesitation grabbed Starfire's head, showering her with kisses. Starfire and Kitten held each other on their arms as they made out, and Kitten covered Starfire's face with red lip marks. After a good long period of non-stop kissing, Kitten's watch beeped. "Sorry, people to see, Star!" Starfire slumped sadly at the news, "I shall miss you, my precious cat-girl!" Kitten blew Star a kiss as she left for her last date.
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Kitten and Raven walked out to the middle of a vacant field outside of the city. They stopped directly in the middle, and Kitten crossed her arms. "So, Rae…" she said, "What do you have planned for our date? Do you think you'll top the others?" Raven turned to her and said, "I don't think… I know I will. Look up." Kitten looked up and saw all the glimmering stars one normally wouldn't see in the city. She sighed disappointedly, "Oh, Raven, I would've thought you'd have something better than stargazing!" Raven smirked, "I do." Raising her arms, the two girls were engulfed in dark energy and transported high into the sky. The bubble they were in became transparent, revealing the passing heavens to Kitten, who watched with awe. Shooting stars, comets, and galaxies all swirled and twinkled as Kitten watched with amazement. "Wow…" Kitten said. Raven stood next to her and smiled, "Exactly."
After returning to the ground, Kitten and Raven sat on the grass and talked. Kitten took out some of her lipstick and applied it. "Tell me, Rae…" she asked Raven, "How come you don't wear any makeup?" Raven looked shy and said, "I just don't think I'd look good with any on." Kitten shook her head and said, "You are a natural beauty, Raven. But I think some makeup would do you some good. Fishing through her purse, Kitten took out a tube of dark purple lipstick. "Let's try this," she said before applying it to Raven's full, pouty lips. After she was done, Kitten said, "Oh yeah, that looks good, Rae! You look real good!" Raven smiled and pounced on Kitten, planting a forceful kiss on her red lips. The two rolled around, smearing their lipstick all over each other. Raven loved Kitten's silky touch on her mouth, and would do anything to win her heart. Kitten was relishing kissing Raven far more than Raven did kissing her, loving the feel of her full, pillowy lips against her own. Kitten ran her hand up Raven's leg and patted her butt playfully, and Raven chuckled in delight. A beeping sound from Kitten's watch made the two groan disappointedly, both wishing that they could've kissed longer. Fixing her hair, Kitten said, "Come on, Rae. It's time to go home." The words sank deeply into Raven's heart, and she gloomily floated back to the tower.
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A week later, all four of the Titans stood at attention with faces red with lipstick stains. None of them were willing to wipe away any trace of the wonderful Kitten's lips from their faces. "Okay, everyone," Kitten said, "It's time to make the first cut. Before I do, however, I want you all to know that I enjoyed each of our dates, and that they were all special in their own way. But life's about choices, so one must go." Taking a rose from a nearby table, she said, "Whoever gets this rose will not make it to the next round, but it will give them something to remember our good times with. And to that person who gets this rose, I wish that they find a good boyfriend or girlfriend." Taking a deep breath, Kitten walked over to the group and gave the rose to… Starfire. The redheaded alien stood in shock and couldn't begin to imagine what she did wrong. Without another word, she ran out of the room, unable to fly because of her sorrow. The other three did mental somersaults as they realized that they would survive to enter the next round. "I feel bad for Star," she said, "But this is how it is. Best of luck to all in the next round!"
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Vote for who gets cut next time! Comments will keep me going, and flames will make me go faster!