(Notes: Hey!!!! If any of you read 'Her Metal Heart' this chapter is going to resemble one of my older chapters just a bit. Please bear with me.)

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"Hello?"

"Shego!! Great, I got hold of you!! I've figured it out!!"

By the voice, Shego could already tell who it was.

"Killigan?"

"Aye. I'm drivin' home and I came up with the answer. I know who the father is."

"Who?" Shego was anxious.

"Drakken." He answered simply.

Shego was in disbelief.

"Drakken? My Drakken? As in . . . my boss?" Shego was indignant by this resolve. 'How in hell?' She thought rubbing her head. Now it was spinning. This was all going so fast.

"Yeah. I just remembered now."

"How would you remember something I couldn't?"

"Remember the whole DNAmy bit?" Killigan reminded her.

Memories sank back in.

"Oh." Shego's voice was dull and flat. "I-I've got to go now Killigan. Thanks for your call."

Shego slammed the phone into the receiver and Drakken was staring blankly at her. "What did Killigan say about me?" Drakken asked curiously. He had heard his name mentioned in the conversation. 'Drakken? Drakken is the father? Oh my god . . .' Shego tried to force a smile on her face as she slowly pulled out a chair, "You may want to sit down for this . . ."

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Flashback

"You're sweet, but the truth is, my heart belongs to another."

"It what?"

"I did some radical mutation on his hands and feet. Isn't that romantic? I hope we can still be friends."

"SHEGO!!!!"

"What?!" Shego had wandered over to them since she had jumped off the hovercraft. "Amy . . . she dumped me." He said softly sobbing. "Are you . . . crying?" "Don't rub it in! It's not fun to get your heart broken Shego! Remember that!" Shego started to back away from her boss, "Yeah whatever, I'm going to get a drink from the bar. I'll meet up with you later. Ciao." Drakken grabbed onto her ankle. "Please no! Don't leave me! Let me come too!" He whimpered dragging along with her as she walked. Shego stopped and rolled her eyes. "Fine, tag-along if you must."

Shego angrily kicked the door open and immediately there was a chorused greeting, "Shego!" Friendly faces waved at the villainess. Shego smiled back and sat down at a table of men. "Who the blue ninny?" "I'm not a ninny my IQ happens to be . . ." Shego cut him off. "That's Drew. My boss." Drakken gave Shego cold death glares. "Actually my name is . . ." Drakken was interrupted when Shego pile-drove him into the ground. "Dr. D," Shego whined, "I don't want them to know I work for a doctor." "But I . . ." "Your name is Drew and that's final!"

"Havin' some fun down 'ere with Drew are you?" grunted one of the man. Shego popped back up and brushed herself off. "Yeeeeeah, he wishes." "What'll ya have?" Asked a slutty barmaid. It took Drakken a second to grasp the fact that it was Andrea-Lynn. "Andrea?" Drakken asked staring at her astonished. That was beyond belief. "Can I have a dry martini?" Asked Shego folding her hands. "Same for me!" Drakken chimed in sitting down next to Shego. "Same ere!" The whole table chorused. Andrea wrote them down and went up to the bartender. "Killigan, twelve dry martinis."

"Killigan? Is he here to?" Drakken asked Shego. Shego sighed and nodded.

"Hey Dr. Drakken." Killigan waved to him. Shego groaned. 'Great.' "Dr. Drakken?" People at the table started to laugh. "Yeah, consider it a stage name thing." Shego said silencing them again. Drakken whispered into Shego's ear, "Why is Killigan here? Why is Andrea-Lynn here?" "They work here." Shego answered.

"It's a part-time job thing. Perfectly legal too." Andrea-Lynn said handing out the martinis. "Legal?" "Yeah totally. We have some nice income to do our evil business with." Andrea said winking at Killigan. Killigan winked back and walked over, "A lot of the evil people associate here, actually, no good-hearted person has walked in here for years. All of us are villains." Killigan removed his apron and sat down with them. Andrea sat down too. "Didn't Kim try to stop you?" "There's nothing she can do." Andrea said. "It's officially a legal business." "An evil bar? Shego! Why didn't you tell me about this?" "I didn't want you to know. This is my sanctuary away from you." Shego told him. Drakken looked very grim. "Everyone hates me." Drakken gulped down his martini. "Have another?" Killigan asked graciously. "Make it two." Shego said putting down her glass. Killigan chortled and went back to work. "We don't hate you," Andrea said sweetly, "We just don't appreciate your um . . . evil talents." "Might as well be the same thing. Everyone hates me." "What's the sitch?" Andrea asked making the whole bar burst into laughter except Drakken. "I fell in love in one day. For once I felt like a kid again. She was amazing but . . ." "She was a heart-breaker." Shego informed them. "DNAmy?" guessed Andrea. More glasses clanked on the table. Drakken took his next martini and took a gulp of it before nodding. Killigan and a few other men laughed mutually. "What's so funny?" "Amy has had flings with everyone. She'll really kick you in the balls but later, you'll be able to laugh about it later. You'll realize she's only a butt-ugly flirt." Drakken sighed. "Yeah . . . maybe, can I have another?" "Yeah." "Me too. Why not bring over a whole tray of martinis while you're at it?" Shego requested as Killigan rose to his feet again to go fetch more drinks. "Got a cravin' tonight eh?" Killigan remarked to Shego. She shrugged. "Not really." "Bring on the Martini's!" Drakken cheered. "Don't you think you've had enough?" Drakken gasped, "What? Are you afraid of a little alcohol? Miss Nun, I'm sorry I had no idea!" Shego narrowed her eyes, "I'm afraid for you." "Don't be, I can totally handle myself!" Drakken assured his assistant. Shego smiled and said, "Alright you're on."

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Ten Minutes Later . . .

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Drakkens eyes were glassy and so were Shego's, they were swaying around dangerously. "Drakken, I'm putting the limit here." Killigan said resolutely. "Yeah, if we don't stop both of you, we can't keep this business legal!" Drakken suddenly burst into tears. Shego hiccupped. "What's wrong Drakkie?" "I miss the Daby!" "You mean DNAmy right?" asked Andrea helpfully. She was used to villains getting drunk like this. "I know how say Daby!" Drakken was drooling. "What's she ever done for you?" Shego could barely talk. "I love her!" "I'll show you love!" Shego yelled pouncing on Drakken and knocking him to the ground. Both of them began to make-out insanely right there.

"Yeah!!!" All the guests of the bar approved of this show.

"No! Stop!" Andrea-Lynn started towards them. Andrea knew that Shego would not want to be doing this if she weren't intoxicated right now. Killigan grabbed her shirt collar. "Don't try to stop them." He hissed to her. "What? Are you mad?!" "Hey, think of the regulars Andrea . . . they're enjoying this." "You don't think they'll actually . . ."

"That's what I'm hoping for."

"You are a BAD man."

End Flashback

Shego remembered waking up and Killigan informing her just what had happened to them. It was absolute shock for both of them and they both had had splitting headaches. The night had been more intimate then expected, in fact they had just excepted a night at the bar, not being a show there. That incident had left her a mess for a while. Then they both agreed to never discuss it again.

"I still can't believe I forgot." Shego said to her boss after she had explained the whole story. Drakken nodded blankly. "So then this means you are pregnant with . . . my son?" "Yeah," Shego said dismally, "Hey wait a minute! How do you know it's a son?" "Because it's something I just know. I need a son to assume all world-taking-over schemes after my passing." "Right . . . Of course fate is going to give you a son then." "You make it sound so implausible." Drakken gloated. Shego groaned. She didn't want to be pregnant! This could NOT be happening to her! And with Drakken's baby? She did NOT want to bear his child! That was like beyond gross. She didn't even love him, how could she possibly love this baby? "Listen Shego," Drakken said taking her hand and squeezing it tightly, "I really think we ought to see a specialist. I'll call Hench CO, we'll set up an appointment." Drakken said. Shego's face immediately lit up and she hugged Drakken, "Thank you! Thank you!" Anyone was better than Killigan.

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