Sasuke's Hit List
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto and all his pretty friends, but alas, wishes are not yet horses.
Rating: PG
Note: Sasuke's POV. Mild character bashing ahead.
Lee – I hate his eyebrows.
Gaara – He cut in front of me to buy the first tape.
Sakura – Naruto likes her. Plus, her hair is pink.
Neji – He cut in front of me to buy the second tape.
Hinata – She blushes too much around Naruto. She even blushed when she cut in front of me to buy the third tape.
Itachi – I think Naruto has a crush on that man; he kept staring at that man that time that man came to kidnap him . . .Oh, and that man killed my whole family. Can't forget that.
Author's Note: I swear I'm getting around to writing a proper chapter. This is all build-up, I promise. Review, please? wobbly eyes