EMPLATE GOES ON A RAMPAGE

EMPLATE GOES ON A RAMPAGE
(Or How The Future Of Sean & Emma's Daughter Is Somewhat Secured)
PART 1
Written by Kairi "Shadow Sage" Taylor

Author's Note: This was written in two parts because of a little problem I had with Hotmail at my college computer. The size restriction on the PC & Hotmail kept me from writing it as one document. Needless to say, it annoyed me. Also, a bunch of fellow writers show up as well. I actually begged Quamp to appear in the story. It was really pathetic - -;…….

Disclaimer: The characters within this scatterbrained little story ain't

mine, ok? They are the sole copyrights of their respective companies,

yadda yadda yadda...Oh yes, a man by the name of Rubien Diaz makes an

appearance here, as I believe it's about time he got his. Well, time to

get a groove on....

Tigrr walked into the game room of the fanfiction writers guild,

somewhat impressed by the quickness of how the place was organized.

Jubilee and Kairi built the place in a secluded area in a nearby forest

at Snow Valley, so that the writers could relax, work & if be needed,

plan out many types of revenge on certain writers and editors who

reduced their favorite comics from great to really crappy. She smiled &

watched with curiousity at the game taking place. Kairi & Quamp were in

the middle of an OverPower Game, both sweating heavily as each card was

laid on the table (In reality, the whole lot of us don't know jack about

this game. I needed a card game as a introduction to the first problem

in the story, so here it is.) Humber12 (H12) sat next to Ranma, in

female form, keeping score. "What's going on?" Tigrr asked "Oh, we're

trying to settle an arguement here." Ranma replied As Quamp laid down

his next card, Kairi held his hand to his head & said "Damn, you've

won!" Quamp sighed heavily & said "Well, that should end our arguement."

Tigrr shurgged her shoulders & asked "Just what were they trying to

settle anyway?"

"We're trying to decide who has to talk to Jubilee first," H12

explained. "She's locked herself in the storage room & she's stayed in

there ever since." Ranma nodded her head & replied "She's whacked

everybody else who went inside so it's just us now."

"Wow, so she still hasn't gotten over Everret, huh?" Tigrr said.

"Yeah, we thougt she was taking it well," Quamp said. "That is, until a

certain someone had to ask one question too many..."

"Hey, all I know is that I asked her where Ev was, & the next thing

I know, I was running for my life!" Kairi said. "I just feel bad for the

janitor, though. She threw the mini radio at him."

"Yeah, I saw him laying face down in the infirmary," Tigrr said.

"She hit him in the back or something?" The others grimaced as Quamp

said "Er, not exactly. Did the proctoligist get here by the way?"

"C'mon, let's get this over with." Kairi sighed as he got up to go.

Ranma nooded, saying "Better go with him before she eats the rest of my

ramen." Tigrr shruggged and said "At least she's got her appetite."

"She ate it raw." Ranma answered. "Not to mention half of my 12

cartons of Cherry Garcia!!" Tigrr smiled & replied "Well, I'll go along

too. What about you guys?"

"Nah, we'll stay here," H12 said. "I somehow feel a lot safer when

Kairi does this sorta thing."

"That's usually because I'm the one getting hurt."

When they arrived at the storeroom door, all was seemingly quiet

for the moment. Kairi turned to look at Tigrr & Ranma, who were waving

from behind an upturned table, giving the ok signal. Gulping and

crossing himself, despite the fact that he was not a member of the

catholic chruch, Kairi knocked on the door and said "Uh Jubilee, it's me

Kai-"

"Go away!!!" Jubilee's voice boomed as something hard struck the

door. Kairi, undaunted by the current dilema, continued. "I know that

you are still mad about Ev & stuff, but you gotta lighten up. I mean-"

The door swung wildly open as Jubilee came out yelling "I SAID GO

AWAY!!!!" & let loose a full barrage of her paffs (Author's note: paffs?

PAFFS?!?!) right into Kairi's face. When she finally stopped, she said

"Aw, geez, Kairi, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that!"

"Kairi, you ok?" Tigrr said as she waved the smoke rising from his

hat away. "Nah, he's fine," Ranma said "Yesterday Kitty Pryde kicked him

in the ribs & he ate some of Akane's cookies."

"Whoa, can't believe he's still walking."

"Yeah, those boots had steel toes in them."

"Actually, I was referring to Akane's cooking."

"So, can we talk now?" Kairi said as he leaned against the wall.

Jubilee nodded & said "I dunno, like it's all so confusing. I mean, I

thought that Gaia really wasn't intrested in him, but now, they totally

hang out together & it seems like he has no time for me anymore, ya

know?" Ranma nodded as Tigrr said "C'mon, cheer up, it could be worst."

"How so?"

"You could end up like Kairi."

"Hey!!" Kairi said. "I'm perfectly happy just the way I am."

"Oh, so you're comfortable with the fact that you've never dated

since you hit puberty?"

"I'm very comfortable being single," Kairi explained. "I mean, it's

not my fault that I've been turned down by every single girl i asked

out...ever...for the past 8 years of my life." Kairi turned & started to

pound his head on the wall, saying "Dear God, I've become my dad!!!"

"I see what you mean now," Jubilee said. "Well I'll be fine now.

You guys wanna see a movie? I'm bored."

"Yeah, let's do that." Ranma said "Oh, Kairi, Washu said to meet

her at the academy." Kairi nodded & said "Ok, just as well, she ate all

of my ice cream."

"What can I say, I like Ben & Jerry's!"

Emplate stood in the center of the lobby facing off with the rest

of the team, looking around as he saw that the current roster of

Acolytes were taken out. Angelo, Ev, Gaia Paige & Monet stood ready to

fight as D.O.A. ran to his boss & said "I don't think the boys will be

any use right now boss!!" Emplate stood, still talking to himself.

{M-Plate? Was that man daft? Of all the indignites I suffered, that was

the lowest I was put through...}

"Uh, boss..."

{Why couldn't that kid put me in the story with the others? I'm

vengeful enough. I've got a beef with him too...}

"BOSS!!!"

{Hmm?! Oh, right. Now, dear sister, I shall now forever erase you &

your friends from my life!}

"You have always been such an optimist, Marius," Monet replied.

"We've done this many times before, you know who shall win." A high

blast of energy landed at Paige's feet as Emplate said {Perhaps I shuld

have told you that I've sucked the marrow of a particularly strong

mutant beforehand. Oops.}

"This is not good!" Ev said as Emplate started to fill the room

with blasts of energy. As everone ducked into the next room, Gaia said

"Ok, like if anyone has a plan, now would be the best time to use it!"

"I say we run, but that's me." Angelo said. "Well, it's nothing to

worry about." Monet said. "All we need is a good strategy, now let's

see..."

"Hello there."

Ev & Paige turned to see Washu standing behind them with Hideo

strapped to her back. "Huh, what are you doing here?" Paige asked. "Ms.

Frost & I need to discuss a few arrangements." Washu replied.

"I could have Paige husk into a reflective metal while I use an

extra powerful psi blast..."

"Well, she left with Mr. Cassidy to go to the gynecologist a while

ago. But, we're in a big problem right now."

"Or I could have Gaia come up from behind & synch with Ev while

Angelo & I distract him..."

"Oh yes, the guy in the front. I'll take care of it." Washu handed

Hideo to Angelo and whipped out a large, shoulder mounted laser rifle

(Author's note: Assume that it's specially modified to handle beings

like him. Then again, has anyone even THOUGHT of using a large laser on

him....) She walked out & immediatley aimed & fired a huge blast at

Emplate. Emplate was sent crashing into the wall next to the front door

as Monet said "Hmm, simple but effective." The rest of the team walked

into the lobby as Washu said "You know, I can redesign the whole

security system for you."

"Holy !@#$, she just fried the boss!!!" one of the acolytes said as

he ran for his life. "She's right. Thanks to Marvel, lately any gringo

with a rifle & a chip on their shoulder can just waltz in here!"

"Cripes, she squished him like a bug!" D.O.A. yelled. Emplate

started to move his head as he said {Damn you!!! I'm going to suck th-}

The door swung open, hard, in Emplate's face, As Tigrr, Jubilee,

Ranma & Kairi, who had a huge mallet, walked in. "Whoa, looks like WWII

in here." Tigrr said. "I take it a major villian was here."

"Yes, quite a brief battle." Monet said. "What's with the huge

mallet?" Kairi held it up & said "This? Akane gave it to me on the way

over. Look at what this baby can do!!" Kairi then proceded to slam the

mallet into the door with repeated, hard, violent swings, not knowing

that Emplate was behind it. When he finally stopped, Emplate crawled out

& said {Anyone got an Advil?!?}

Upon seeing Gaia & Everett together, Jubilee quickly said "Well,

um, we're here. C'mon, let's go to the movies!" As she quickly grabbed

Ranma's arm & dragged her out the front door, Angelo shook his head &

said "Man, chica's been acting weird the whole week." Tigrr nodded as

Kairi said "It's a long story, but now ain't the time. So, what's up

Washu?"

"I'm gonna need your help in the lab today," Washu explained as she

handed their son to him "I've just finished work on a new space-"

"Um, hello!?" D.O.A. started, crossing his arms, looking up at

them. "There's a little matter of you two blastin' my boss an' whacking

him with an oversized croquet mallet!" Monet walked over & asked "Shall

I?"

"If you insist." Kairi said.

BOOM!!!CRASH!!!

Paige & Gaia looked up at the huge hole in the ceiling & whistled.

"Wow, good distance." Paige said "Well, it helps if you put a little

strength in the kick." Tigrr smiled & said "Well, I guess I'll hang out

with you guys for a while. I'll have to hold off on that movie."

"I'll go get Jubilee." Ev said. As he went for the door, Kairi

grabbed his shoulder & said "Sorry dude, but I'd pass on that notion."

Ev, shaking his head, was about to ask why when Tigrr said "Trust him on

this." As Washu & Kairi left, Washu said "I see that Jubilee has

something for him after all." Kairi nodded & replied "Maybe we should

talk to her after we get finished in the lab. Washu closed her eyes for

a minute & said "I got an idea."

"Somehow you always do."

"Ah, my aching back!" D.O.A. moaned as he & Emplate walked through

an back alley in Manhattan. Emplate slowly followed behind, muttering

{You know, for a 20,000 year old being in a 12 year old body, she seems

very capable of carrying around both a child & a shoulder monted laser.}

D.O.A. shrugged & replied "Hey, I wanna know where that Akane girl keeps

all her mallets, but I'd rather not know!!"

{Well, at least we were in this story!} Emplate said. {But I wish

it was a bigger role.}

"Then perhaps I can be of some assistance!"

Rubien Diaz stepped out of the shadows, a leather pouch dangling

carelessly in his hands "I see that one of Kairi's little friends gave

you a run for the money." Rubien said. "What's it to you?" D.O.A.

quipped, but Emplate grunted & said {You have an offer for us? Think

carefully what you say, since most of us hold you responsible for Hama's

little escapades!}

"Relax, I'm here to help you." Diaz said. "Thanks to all of them,

I'm a virtual target for every hero, sidekick, fanfic writer & anime

hero piloting a Mech! (Author's note: I refer to Mechs such as those

found in Macross{Robotech}, Gundam, Neon Genesis & Policenauts, not the

Power Rangers!! eccch!!) But with this little relic, I believe we both

shall be happy with the end results"

"How shall we use this?" asked D.O.A. as Emplate was given the

pouch. "Oh, don't worry about it, you won't be using this for the next

few scenes in here."

"The Lina Inverse Beginner's Guide to Sorcery." Jubilee said as she

looked through the book that was in Washu' lab. "What made you wanna

read something like this?"

Kairi gave Hideo his little crab doll & said "Cause it's something

intresting to read about. I need a hobby other than writing."

"It's also for people who are short tempered & very sensitive about

their physical features." Ranma replied "Do me a favor & turn back into

a guy soon so that I can clobber you!!" Kairi said. "Now, now, let's not

kill each other in my lab." Washu said as she turned away from the

terminal she was at. "Tha's what Tenchi's house is for." Snapping her

fingers, a large cylinder shaped transpoter came from out of nowhere.

"Now Kairi, I've built this new transporter system using some of the

same scematics from the dimensional cannon. My new space station can now

freely travel between dimensions at your choosing."

"How does it work?" Ranma asked. "Simple, first Kairi steps into

the transporter." Kairi, looking scared to try just about anything right

now, carefully stepped into the transporter & watched as the glass door

closed behind him. "Now, all I have to do is set the coordinates

together &..." Washu turned to the keyboard & typed in a few commands.

Seconds later, Kairi found himself in the main bridge of a huge space

station that overlooked the Earth of one of the dimensions he tended to

visit. "Hey, where am I?" Kairi asked. A monitor lowered to his side as

Washu's face appeared & said "Well, right now you are over the Earth in

Cloud's dimension. There should be a small control panel that you can

use to control everything." As Kairi looked at the small radar that had

begun to blink, Ranma's face appeared & said "Hey, see any comets up

there?!!" Kairi shook his head. "Nah, just some bleeping on the radar."

"Kairi, quick call up the telescope option." Washu said. Kairi

pulled a switch & a huge monitor came up & flicked on. On the screen was

a huge, green meteor. "The good news is that your getting a glimpse of

the Strago Comet, the hugest comet in Cloud's dimension. It's rumored

that whenever it passes by, it's a sign of intresting things to come

about. It's even said to have the very power to bring life about."

"Hey, that's cool." Kairi replied. "Uh, Kairi..." Jubilee's face

appeared on the monitor as she said "Is their anything cool about a

meteor the size of Galactus' butt coming down to destroy a planet? I

guess this ain't a good time to tell ya you're in the direct path."

Blinking, Kairi looked at the huge moitor, at the communications

monitor, than back at the monitor and screamed "WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU

MEAN THAT BIG ASS ROCK'S GONNA CRASH INTO ME?!!!"

"Knew he'd panic" Ranma mumbled as Washu said "Don't worry about a

thing, I've got everything planned for just such an emergency. Now on

the control panel, there's a red lever. Pull it up." Kairi, working

quickly to save his life pulled the red lever as fast as he could. The

room lit red as A computerized voice said "ALERT! NOW PREPARING MINI

DIMENSONAL CANNON! ALL PERSONAL EVACUATE BASE IMMEDIATLEY!" Kairi shook

his head as a bright purple light formed outside of the station.

"Washu, I believe I would like to return now!!" Kairi said a a bright

beam began to go out into the vast darkness of space.

"Well, he should be back any second." Washu said as the beam

obliterrated the huge space rock. "Another day, another planet rescued."

Kairi appeared in the transporter, but the door wouldn't open. "Hey,

what gives? I'd like to get out now."

"Relax, I'll get you out." Jubilee said. As she got up, she

noticed that the monitor was all black and red words began to fill the

screen. "Um, Washu, what does that mean?"

Washu turned and read what was on the monitor. "Alert, Dimensional

Circuts Overload, now reading emergency test data...uh oh."

"What do you mean uh-oh?" Kairi asked.

Almost instantly, a surge of energy ripped through Kairi, giving

him a tremendous shock as the lab began to shake. After a few moments,

it subsided & the transporter opened. Kairi staggered out & Jubilee

asked "Um, what just happened here?"

"I think I know." Washu said as she picked up Hideo. "C'mon, let's

go back to the house."

The group walked out of the lab & saw that the house was rather in

a shambles. Books & sheets were all over the floor. "Either there was a

earthquake, or Ryoko & Ayeka's at it again." Jubilee said. "I'm betting

on the second one."

"Everything's quiet." said Ranma as she carefully stepped over a

pile of books. Then, as Kairi looked up, out of nowhere Yuffie fell from

the ceiling & into Kairi's arms. Upon seeing Kairi, she smiled & said

"Hah! Now I now you like me!!!" Kairi began to blush profusley as

Jubilee asked "Yuffie? Where'd you come from?"

"It's strange. One minute, I'm hanging on a rope in this materia

cave & the next minute..." she squeezed Kairi as she said "Well, what do

I care look at where I'm at!" Kairi looked rather pale as Sasami rushed

in & said "Guys, come out & look!!"

Every body walked out & gasped. A huge airship was flying over

the Masaki residence, & on the shore of the lake, Captain America &

Anita, very bewildered, looked all about them. Nearby, a chocobo raced

around with Ryo-Oh-ki and a Mew on it's back. "Oh man, I can't believe

it!!" Kairi said. "Yeah, something totally weird is happening!" Jubilee

replied.

"Nah, i was referring to that Mew!!" Kairi said "I've been

looking for that one for 2 months!"

"Can someone please explain what's going on here?" Captain

America asked. "Well, it's kinda hard to explain..." Ranma said. "That

is, if we knew the exact details."

"Uh, Kairi," Anita asked. "Why are you holding Yuffie?" Kairi

looked at Yuffie again & turned more red as Anita asked "It's probably

something I don't wanna know about, right?"

"A interdimensional WHAT?" asked Sean as he sat at the conference

table with Quamp & H12 drinking coffee. "From what Washu told the U.N.,

it's a interdimensional merge." Quamp explained. "When that meteor was

destroyed, it released al of it's stored up energy from within. When

Kairi was teleported, the energy ripped through the rift in space &

overloaded the machine."

"The machine thought that Kairi was back up data & used the data

of what dimensions Kairi has most recently visited." H12 continued. "But

it also had received an enormous amount of energy & used it up in the

process & now..."

"I got it, lass," Sean sighed. "5 Earths in one." Quamp nodded,

saying "Well, this should be some interesting tale to tell to your little

daughter someday."

"I still don't buy this idea of a arranged marriage." Sean said.

"How can Washu calculate that me future daughter n' her son will fall in

love?" H12 shrugged & said "Hey, it's Washu we're talking about here,

she probably knows more about it than we think." Quamp got up to go to

the microwave & said "By the way, did Washu say how long it would take

to repair what happened to the rifts?"

"Yeah, about 10,000 years." H12 said. "Give or take a few

hundred. By the way, where's Emma?"

"She got the others to set up blind dates fer Kairi & Jubilee."

Sean answered. "She's figurin' that since Jubilee is so depressed &

Kairi has no life whatsoever, they need tae go an' have some fun."

"Really, who are they gonna go with."

"ME?" Ukyo asked as she sat at the table of her restaurant with

Ranma & Angelo. "Why do you wanna set me up with him?" Ranma put his

food down & said "Cause I don't wanna see you so miserable after the

wedding, Ok? I mean, that whole Konatsu thing just didn't work out &

then there's you & Ryoga..."

"We never went out." Ukyo replied "That's just a rumor that

someone's been spreading."

"C'mon, it'll be fun," Angelo said. "Kairi's somewhat of a nice

guy, that is if he doesn't faint if you hold hands..."

"Thank you, Angelo." Ukyo said.

"Or start kissing..."

"OK, I get it."

"Or slip him the tounge..."

SPLASH!

Angelo, now in raccoon form, shook off the water from his fur as

Ukyo said "Alright, since you asked nicely Ranma, I'll do it. You better

just send me a nice souvenier when you're on vacation."

"Have I ever let you down?" Ranma asked.

"Where do you want me to start?"

"Huh? Jubilee?" Ryoga asked as Akane & Monet walked through the

hallways of the academy. "But why me?"

"I think it's time you try to go on a date with a nice girl for a

change." Akane said. "Unfortunatley, there were none available, so we'll

have to settle for Jubilee." Monet added. Ryoga, doubtful, not to

mention the fact that he still had feelings for Akane, said "Where do I

take her?"

"I would say someplace where it's guaranteed she'll never return,

but that's my suggestion." Monet said. "But instead, try a nice movie

instead."

"Ok, I'll pick her up tonight." Ryoga said. Both Akane & Monet

shook their heads, saying "No, stay here, it'll take you another 2 days

to get back here!"

"Geez, I'd thought they never get back to us!" D.O.A. said as he

& Emplate stood in the middle of a paved row in Central Park. {It's

called building plot, you should get used to it.} Emplate answered as he

opened the pouch & took out a large, green amulet. As a bright light

swerlled around him, Emplate said {Soon, that universal merger will be

nothing compared to what I shall do! Heh heh heh.}

"Oh great, typical villianous laughter!" D.O.A. said. "How

predictable!"

(You've got a problem with my storytelling?)

"A problem? You merge our universes, which is SO passe, you get

Emplate magical powers & you have Jubilee going on a blind date with

Ryoga, RYOGA, of all people, which all winds down to a typical super

hero showdown with the boss? Can't you do something more fun than this?

DO SOMETHING SPONTENANEOUS YOU REJECT FROM THERAPY!!!"

(OK, you asked for it.)

BOOM!!CRACKLE!!FIZZ!!

{Oh my god, you killed off D.O.A.!!! Sweet!!}

(Now, where were we...?)

Ukyo sat at the table in the small cafe that she & Kairi were at,

quietly watching as Kairi, who was still pretty nervous, ate a burger.

"You've been like that all night." she said

"Like what"

"Really nervous. You've become as red as a beet."

"I'm not used to being on a date. I'm so used to being rejected

& stuff. Besides, I thought you were going out with-"

"Don't go there." Ukyo interrupted. "It's like saying you &

Yuffie are a couple."

"Touchee. Well, it's not like I can't stand her or anything, it's just that she'e well…overwhelming."

"Well, you have to admit, she is very affectionate." Ukyo said.

"I guess it would be nice for me to start thinking about other guys as

well." Ukyo sighed & said "Ranma's right, I shouldn't be so miserable."

"I've spent the bulk of my junior high life being miserable."

Kairi said. "Hey, did I tell you about this little incident a while back

in the city?"

"No, what happened?" Ukyo asked.

"Well, Angelo had this idea of selling..."

Jubilee felt good watching the movie as she looked at Ryoga. He

seemed Ok right now depite the fact that he was a bundle of nerves when

he was at the academy. Of course, the date would probably be more fun if

Angelo didn't tag along. "Funny, isn't it?" Jubilee asked. Ryoga,

somewhat absentminded as he looked at the screen, said "Huh?"

"I said it's funny."

"The movie, yeah, I guess so."

"Nah, I mean what i was thinking about. I thought I'd be real

grumpy with Ev not being here an' all, but I feel so much better now."

She sighed & non chalantly put her hands on Ryoga's. Ryoga quickly

turned a even brighter shade of red than Kairi's & said "Um, I uh, just

remembered I,um,need popcorn. I'll be back. C'mon Angelo!" Ryoga &

Angelo quietly left the seats & ran to up the aisles.

"Hombre, next time you take someone to the movies, bring a map

with you." Angelo said as they walked to the food counter. "Hey, it was

Monet who said I'd take 5 hours to get back to the movie theater." Ryoga

replied. "I just hope I've got enough for food." Angelo looked outside

at the windows & said "Hey, something's going on outside."

"What is it?" Ryoga asked. "There's a whole lot of people

running." Angelo said. "Now a car just got tossed past us. Oh, it's only

Emplate with super stong powers." As Angelo turned away from the window,

he raised an eyebrow. "What did I just say I saw?"

"If I tell you, will it mean we'll have to go out & stop him?"

"Yeah."

"You saw Emplate."

"Oh, crap."

"So, I pick up Angelo in one arm, the contraband keychains in the

other & jumped out from the truck onto a chocobo." Kairi finished as

Ukyo was still laughing from his tale. "I think it's safe to say we're

out of the sales business in Niblheim."

"How come you don't tell any of those stories?" Ukyo asked. "It's

just so many things to remember." Kairi replied. As he drank his Surge

(Author's note: SUUURRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEE!) Jubilee, Angelo & Ruyoga ran

into the diner, panting. "You guys, come quick! It's a big crisis!!"

Ryoga said.

"Lemme guess, Shampoo found out Angelo was peeping at girls in

his raccoon form & now she swore to beat him up." Kairi replied. "So, it

was you!!" Ukyo said as she took out her giant spatula & whacked him

senseless. "Uh, actually, i was gonna say that Emplate was going on a

rampage in the city." Jubilee said. "Emplate?" Where's the others at?"

Kairi asked.

"They're at the Avenger's HQ on the West Coast. They ain't

coming back for at least an hour." Kairi sighed & pulled out the

spellbook & a staff. "Ok, I guess we should do something."

The streets were totally decimated at furniture & cars were

being upheaved in Times Square. Emplate stood in the middle of the

street as the group faced him. "Give me a minute to set it up & we'll

have no troble with him." Kairi said. As Kairi walked toward Emplate,

taking the staff with him, Jubilee said "Ok, Emplate, wanna clarify why

you just took out the Disney Store?"

{Ah, is this all the competion that's here?} Emplate said. {I

have so much power to use & all that opposses me is two mutants, a

ronin, a oknomiyaki chef & a fanfic writer who's making a circle around

me...Wait just a second. What ARE you doing?}

"Who, me?" Kairi said as he finished making the final markings

in the ground. "Nothing really."

{You're not making a magical circle which would soon erupt from

the ground & fry me a golden brown are you?}

"Do I look like the sorta person who would do that?"

{Well now that you men-ARRGHHH} A huge blast of magical fire

erupted from the ground as Emplate was sent flying into the sky. "OK,

that's done." Jubilee said."I guess we can..."

{NOT SO FAST!!!} Emplate landed on his feet & said {This tale

isn't named after me for nothing. Let me show the best little secret of

the amulet!!} Emplate raised his arm as he began to grow. And grow.

"This is probably the most intresting date I've been on yet."

Ukyo said as they began to run.

The reporter stood at the pier, back away from the city as he

said "So, once again after years of being rocked by meteors, spaceships,

tidal waves, ghosts & giant monsters, New York has managed to rebuild

itself once agai-"

Emplate suddenly came out of nowhere as he ripped the roof of a

warehouse, yelling {Now, witness my wrath!!!}

"Ah, @#$-dammit, not again!!"

Quamp & H12 sat in the computer room, typing when the phone

rang. H12 answered & said "Hello, guild member Humber12 speaking."

"Humber, it's Jubilee, we've got an emergency!"

"What, Larry Hama's writing Gen X again?"

"No, it's Emplate, he's huge!! He's destroyed half of

Manhattan!"

"Wait a sec Jubilee, I just got a note. Huh? It says end of

first half."

"Huh?"