The following was written for cruisedirector's birthday, and is basically crackfic.
Appearances
"So, 'ow did you know?" Fleur shifted lazily in the rumpled linen. "Zat you wanted me instead of 'im."
"When I caught him wanking one night, moaning 'Severus, yes,' as he came," said Tonks. "And then I saw you looking as annoyed with Bill as I felt with Remus, so I thought..." she shrugged.
"Maybe I would be intrigued?" Fleur said. "With a Metamorphmagus who can be either a man or a woman?"
"Yes."
"You 'ad good sense to think that," said Fleur, "but your fashion sense... 'ave you considered blue 'air instead of pink? It would suit you better."