Jan 3
I never want to see another piece of paper again. Hawkeye's still chasing me and now she's joined Armstrong in his plan to get me a wife. I can't seem to find Havoc and Fury anywhere. I tried to ask Farman and Breda, but they just grinned. I'm only on my third day as Fuhrer and already I'm going crazy! To make it worse Fullmetal keeps staring at me with a glazed look in his eyes. Denny and Maria seem to be getting quite close... Maybe I should cancel the Fraternization rule and then when she lets down her guard I'll put the miniskirt plan into action!