How game masters

solve problems

Duo Jagan- well thank you single reviewer I'm glad you liked my fic. That means you Omega Wrath to any one who may be reading this, please review and please quit throwing bricks with death notes attacked through my windows. Use rocks instead.

By the way, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY SPACES! I had separated my beginning and story but my fic crammed them together WHY DOES MY FIC HATE SPACESSSS? Well whatever, enjoy the little demonstration of how game masters solve problems

Ironforge, AKA lagforge, a dwarf warrior stood impatiently next to the tram. He couldn't hand in his gnomerang quest for some reason. He had posted a not for a game master to come but it had been a whole 30 seconds and no one had come! Just then, someone whispered him

gm bob- "hello I am a game master how may I help you today?"

Thunderdorf- "well I can't turn my quest into this guy in iron forge!"

gm bob- "one moment please" just then a human warrior appeared out of no where. Thunderdorf stood there a bit confused. It was the game master bob! He was however only a lvl 1.

gm bob- "where is the quest giver?"

Thunderdorf- "that one" Thunderdorf stated pointing at the gnome.

The game master slowly walked over to the gnome, the next thing Thunderdorf knew, the gnome was dead

gm bob- "can you turn in the quest now" Thunderdorf stared at the corpse for a second

Thunderdorf- "NO! HE'S DEAD I CANT TURN THE QUEST IN!"

gm bob- "well if killing the quest GIVER didn't work perhaps….

Thunderdorf- "I don't really like the look your giving me" The game master took out his sword, and in a second, Thunderdorf was dead.

A near by gnome saw this and ran away screaming to the tram, however right before reaching the portal, a thrown weapon was imbedded in his back

(meanwhile)

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The iron forge auction house was a full of players, grabbing and selling auctions. Within the crowd, a level one human walked into the middle of the auction house. At that exact moment every player got the same yellow message

Attention, due to a serious error that has stopped players from handing in a quest, the local game master will have to personally solve this problem. He believes that the only way to do this, is to kill everyone person who came in contact, with the person who an not hand in the quest, and everyone who those people, came in contact with. In other words the local game master will be killing everyone in this realm.

There was a moment of silence, before people started yelling

WTF

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OMFG

It was then that people noticed Bob. In the middle of the auction house, bob was selecting his game master weapon. Rumor has it that game masters have an area effect kill player spell on their weapon. That rumor was about to be confirmed. In less than half a second, everyone in the Iron Forge auction house was dead. Meaning that about 1/5 of that realms population was dead.

gm bob- "resistance is futile! Prepare to die"

(meanwhile)

At this exact moment a human paladin was talking to his guild mates about a raid

Big hammer- "I say that Thunder bluff should be the easiest capital to raid."

Elinor- "Nah I'm thinking the undercity"

Billybob- "what about Ogrimar?"

Big hammer- "Ogrimar is the most heavily guarded place in existence! It would be like the horde trying to raid iron forge

Elinor- "HOLY SHIT! A GAME MASTER HAS GOEN CRAZY AND IS KILLING EVERYONE HERE!

Big hammer- "lol really?"

There was no answer

Big hammer- "Elinor?" Big hammer checked his guild status.

Elinor wasn't offline, but he wasn't answering

Billybob- "HOLY SHIT! A GUILD MASTER JUST PORTED INTO STORM WIND! ELINRO WASN'T KIDDING!"

Big hammer- " WHAT! Bilylbob get OUT OF THERE!"

Once again…..there was no response

Big hammer- wait…. First Iron forge….then Storm wind….DARNASUS IS NEXT! I HAVE TO WAR- oh wait no one to warn, no one is ever in Darnasus. Perhaps I should warn BB first.

By the time Big hammer got to Booty bay everyone already knew what was going on.

WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEE

A GM killed my friend AND NOW HE CANT TALK TO ME! ITS LIKE HE DISSAPEARED

HOLD ON EVERYOEN WE CAN FIGHT BACK!

I have an alliance alt in this realm THE SAME THINGS HAPPENING TO THE HOARD

HURRAH

AND THE GAME MASTERS ARE COMING HERE NOW!

Truth mace- "EVERY ON SHUT UP!"

Big hammer- "hey your Truth mace from the first chapter"

Truth mace- "yes and I will lead you all into victory for you see… I know the game master only weak poi-" Truth mace suddenly vanished! Big hammer checked his friends list. Truth mace was now in the great sea.

Big hammer- Oh my Fucking god

Random player- ABREVIEATE YOU CURSING BASTARD

Big hammer- Srry….OMFG! THE GAME MASTERS JUST PORTED TRUTH MACE INTO THE VEILED SEA! HE'S EITHER DROWNIGN OR DIEING OF FATEIGE!

Random player- Well that's bad, but what's even worse is…THE GAME MASTERS KILLED EVERYONE IN GUBURASHI ARENA AND NOW THEY ARE COMING HERE!

(collective gasp)

I NEED A MAGE TO PORT ME SOMEWHERE! ANYWHERE

Other random player-"there is no where else, the Game masters have a track player option that works on their world map. They killed everyone else. Were all that's left

Big hammer- wow you'd think that BB would be one of the first places they'd kill

gm bob- "Hello. I am the game master bob if you have any complaints or problems, tell someone else I am busy killing you right now."

The game master entered booty bay. He waved his sword, and the Goblin guards suddenly attacked the near by players.

Random person- "EVERYONE INTO THE WATER WE CAN OUT SWIM THEM!" Random person then disappeared, and reappeared about 1000000 feet above booty bay.

Another random person- "HE'S RIGHT INTO THE WATER" the first random persons body then fell out of the sky and killed the other random person

Shiginmi- "STOP!"

(collective gasp)

ITS SHIGINMI FROM THE FIRST CHAPTER! HE MUST KNOW ABOUT THE WEAK POINT TRUTH MACE WAS TALKING ABOUT!

Shiginmi- "If you do not stop killing these people, I will make the server crash! By having these 30 people I gathered all hearth to iron forge at once!"

gm bob- "Go ahead and try/"

Shiginmi- "your funeral… EVERYBODY HEARTH!" The 30 people and Shiginmi then all used their hearth stones, and in 3 seconds, all of them disappeared

Shiginmi- "aw SHIT!" somehow Shiginmi's hearth had been re-set to the booty bay in. and Bob was waiting

Everyone in Shiginmi's group of Hearthers- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Big hammer- "um anyone here? Helloooooo"

gm bob- you are the last one left.

Big hammer- "WAIT YOU'RE A GM YOU HAVE TO HANDLE MY REQUESTS FIRST RIGHT"

gm bob- "Screw that I'm lazy let someone else handle it."

Big hammer- "But…." The game master slammed Big hammer with his sword.

gm bob- "hmm the last of them has been killed but I am going to guess the glitch has not been solved. Perhaps I need to liberate the alts, of everyone I killed and everyone they came in contact with and their alts and…. Oh screw it. I have to kill everyone in every realm. I may need help with this."

Bob disappeared from the realm, and everyone in every other realm, felt a chill, as the ominous cloud of darkness began to rain death. A sequal is in the making!

Kind of stupid, but I think its funny hope you liked it please review, and I think I'm gonna come up with a sequal chapter I just don't know how to make it end. I mean how do you kill a GM!