A/N: Hello everyone! I know this took so long but things were hectic, sorry! I have the two original chapters out so if you want to read those they're chapters 8 & 9! Ok this isn't a chapter but I thought it would be a nice little present for you! So whatever your religion or even if you don't have one I wish you happy holidays to you all!
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Forever in a Coffin
Chapter 11: Bloopers
Chapter 1:
Raven coming to wake James:
"Come now James, this is no time to play game, please wake up. I've been just dying to talk to you once more. Oh you'll love this centaury it's so full of life and people have become more open minded." She spoke to him with a twinkle in her eyes and a tender voice. Everything is so quiet no even crickets chirp. When suddenly…
"Rrrrooooaaaarrrrr!" James bolts upright and Raven squeals in a high pitch voice and falls flat on her butt. Her dress being fluffy makes her look like an old fashion doll. She has a look of utter confusion and her eyes are wider than possibly imaginable.
Take 2:
The camera is focused on Raven as she stands tapping one foot on the ground and looking frustrated. "Action!" The director shouts
Raven begins to walk toward the coffin. She slides the slab of rock back to revel… Nothing. Confused she calls out to James who appears behind her, seemingly out of thin air. Raven unsuspecting continues to call out for James and she frowns when suddenly James pins her arms to her sides with one arm and before she can react puts his index finger up to her mouth. He wiggles his finger against her lips and forcing her to make baby babbling sounds when she proceeds to crack up, after the initial shock wares off.
Chapter 2:
My Conscious
Raven and Robin are arguing about where she had been all night. "Did you try to the communicator?" Raven responded in a calm manner as if she where being asked how she likes her tea.
"Uh, um, n-no." Robin admitted truthfully.
'Because you were too busy tearing apart the tower in a mad hunt to find her and hoping to all the gods there have ever been she was alright and safe.'
"Aaaahhhh who said that!" Raven screams out in pure shock.
"Uh Raven that's your conscious." Says Robin as a large sweat drop forms on the back of his head.
"Oh, I knew that! Hey conscious, am I dead?" Raven asks with all the curiosity of a four year old.
A Robin falls over and from the ground says, " Uh Raven you have the wrong move, that's two doors down.
Why you'll never be safe asleep:
Robin carried the platter in and saw Raven asleep. He's mind formed a 'genius' plan. He quickly pulled out a sharpie (a germinate marker) and set about drawing all over Raven's sleeping face. A few moments later James walks up to Robin.
"What are you doing?" he asks as he observes Robin over his shoulder. Robin squealed and dropped the maker, to clutch his chest.
"Aaahh, don't do that! And for your information I'm getting revenge on Raven for earlier." He replies once he can breath again.
"Ah… can I help?" James asks as he picks the maker up off the floor.
"Yeah sure just don't get caught."
With a mischievous smile they set back to work on the unsuspecting victim, uh I mean Raven.
A few hours later Raven awoke and went to go take a shower and when she looked in the mirror all hell broke lose, literally. As she stared at the… thing in the mirror, which had swirls, and other doodles all over the place.
Chapter 3:
Who are you?
Raven was about to fall asleep when she felt a familiar aura. She smiled and sat up, turning on her bedside lamp in the process. But the retched lamp thought otherwise and refused to turn on. The person was then suddenly behind her and had an arm wrapped around her waist.
"Who are you?" Raven asked when the aura around the person abruptly changed into a mysterious one.
"Raven, I am your dead cousin twice removed from your father's sister's friend who married you aunt's uncle on your father's side of the family." The voice said into her neck.
"Becky?" Said Raven
"No her dead sister you never knew. Bwahahahahaha cough, cough choke gasp hack…. I'm ok!" Said the voice
"Gasp James… hahahahhaha" Raven finally burst out laughing when the lights turned on to revel James dressed as an old lady.
Not Even The Devil:
Raven and James on the bridge talking:
"You promise to come back to me."
"Not even the devil himself would be able to keep me away from you, my love," He responded, but was cut off from saying more when suddenly Lucifer shows up in all his hellish glory.
"Ah James, I thought that was you, well your mom says you have to be home in time for supper or we'll both get it this time." Lucifer says as he proceeds to drag James by the ear back to hell.
"Uh, that's the last one I lost to you Lucifer you hear me, the last one I will not have you take any more of the men. Don't you have enough already?" Raven screams at the place where Lucifer was last seen.
!Read chapter 7!
Chapter 4:
Electrifying Kiss:
Their lips centimeters apart, slowly being brought together by the pull of gravity, both unsuspecting what was about to occur. They're lips met and just then a huge shock went through them.
They pulled apart abruptly but saw nothing, "I guess they weren't kidding when they said that your first kiss is electrifying." Chucked Robin as they went to go back to making out. And yet again as their lips met another shock ran through them.
Meanwhile in Cyborg's Room:
"Hahahahaha man who knew this would work." Laughed BB as he and Cy sat with a big red button in the middle of then in front of a screen where you could clearly see the forms of Raven and Robin looking confused as ever at the reoccurring shocks.
"Friends what are you doing, and may I join you?" Said Star as she suddenly popped in between then reaching for the big red button. " Friends what does this button do?" She asked as she pressed it down before either one could stop her.
"Nnnnoooooo! Star don't" But it was too late and another shock ran through Raven and Robin. A few moments of silence when suddenly the screen went blank and within a few moments, when everything was completely quiet, there was an eerie aura forming around them.
The lights clicked on and they came face to face with two very pissed off birds and together they said, " You have five seconds head start before we come after you and then you don't want to know what we'll do to you." With that said the other three bolted.
A little to the left:
Raven and Robin where still kissing passionately when they began hearing noises in the distance, but they ignored it and kept at it. A few moments later they where poked and their eyes snapped open to see BB in a French painter's hat, easel in the background and brush and paint in hand. "I said could you move a little to the left." BB said in a clearly annoyed voice. They did what they where told and then saw BB move back and that's when they noticed he was talking to a bunch of art students who where ogling at them.
Chapter 5:
What's that on your shirt?
Slade laughed as he heard Raven's choked breaths. "Hey Raven what's that on your shirt?" Slade asked as he pointed to her shirt.
"What?" Raven asked as she looked down. Slade took advantage of her moment of guard and quickly brought his finger up and flicked her nose. Raven stared shocked at him for a few moments just blinking as he laughed his head off.
"Hahahahaha you fell for the oldest trick in the book." Slade said in between gasps of breath. Raven then had an idea.
"Hey Slade what's that on you shirt?" She returned the question.
"Huh? What?" He said looking down just as Raven returned the favor. Now the roles where reversed and Slade just blinked.
"What's so funny?" He asked
Bang!
The bomb was about to detonate and there was nothing I could do to stop it. I had to watch as the one person I loved be blown to bits by something that could have been prevented. Five…Four…Three…Two…One I wanted to close my eyes but couldn't bring myself to do it. 00:00 This is it, the bomb shook and then suddenly it went off and a white flag appeared with the words bang on it.
Chapter 6:
Oh the agony!
James bent over Raven on the bed as he laid her down. She closed her eyes to think for a few moments on his proposition. When she felt a drop land on her face. She looked up and saw it came form James.
"James, you're drooling." She stated, as she looked at him disgust.
"Oh sorry love, I was thinking about the last slice of pizza in the break room that's just calling me saying 'Eat me James, eat me.'" He mocked dramatically.
Ouch, never run into the window again!
James soared across the sky in the direction of the T tower, in the distance. As he neared he saw an 'open' window, his thoughts clouded by worry, he didn't notice it was closed. Instead of slowing he sped up and crashed straight into the window.
"ow." Was all he said as he slid off the window making a squeaking sound; he fell into the sea.
Well I hope you enjoyed and they caused you to laugh now go check out the other two chapters and review please! Oh and read chapter 7's author note! Yes you have to, now go! I'll see you soon until then best wishes, lots of hugs and kisses, oh and love too,
FiliaofMortis
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