How Game Master solve Problems

PART 2

Duo Jagan- Thank you for reading this chapter, this one DOESN'T have a million spelling errors (gasp) Any error in spelling you see, is completely intentional. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Anyways in the chapter before this how game masters solve problems part 1 I put brackets around "gm" since that's what it looks like when they whisper you, although the story DELEATED MY BRACKETS AS WELL AS MY SPACES!

Duo Jagan- To anyone who cares, my Yu Yu Hackusho fic, may actually be finished Sekah and I may work on it over E-mail, now please enjoy the chapter. It's funnier than the last one.

Blackwolfmajik- I actually didn't find anything strange about Ghaz-ria I mean, there is a pool of water with nothing in it. You bang a hammer and a 3 headed serpent appears in it, even though it's bigger than the pool of water. Then you have to kill it despite the deadly three heads, just for ONE LITTLE SCALE! Is there really anything odd about that?

Killerc33- Well would it honestly be a good story if I killed the game master by reporting him? Besides the game masters are all trying to destroy the realms that wouldn't happen. And thank u for putting me on your favorite authors list.

Moist- Glad u liked it here's another chapter and there are more to come.

Sosha809- Glad to hear you liked it and thank you for putting my on your favorite authors list, how do I know who put me on their favorite authors list u ask? (twilight zone music) I……don't…..know

3 hours after the realm whisperwind laid in ruins, the other realms had slowly collapsed under the power of the Game Masters. Only a few realms remained, one of which was the realm proudmoore, where our story takes place

(Screen zooms out to show a Dwarf) D'oh Mai tai Rai…(that's the closest I can get to spelling what the guys sing on the intro) Mah' Rai Za, ooo

Random Dwarf- "Why the hell are we showing the intro"

Duo Jagan- "just shut up and follow the script" (intro stops)

Random Dwarf- (reads from script) "um, yes Mr. Game master, there Is something else you can help me with… you see, horde and alliance can now actually talk to each other on general chat, I can understand orcish and everyone seems to be experiencing the glitch"

gm bill- "Don't worry I will take care of it"

Random Dwarf suddenly found himself in the veiled sea.

gm bill- "You will be baptized in the waters, and when you drown to death the glitch will go away"

Random Dwarf- "WHAT! HOW WILL THAT HELP! EVERYONES EXPERIENCING THE GLITCH!"

gm bill- "hmmmm…. I will ask a fellow game master for advice…. The game master then looked at his friends list….one game master had created a character in this realm

gm bill- "Game master Bob… are you here"

gm Bob- (darth vadar music starts to play) "Yes Bill, I am here…and incidentally I am your father"

gm bill- "what's with the star wars music?" (music abrupt ably stops) "and your not my father you're the antagonist of the story"

gm Bob- (eyes shift) "what music, and ahem that's what I meant to say" (eyes shift again)

gm Bill- "Nothing just never mind. Look, there seems to be a glitch that has effected the entire realm.

gm Bob- "Ah, no doubt a side effect from the glitch I have been following, u see in the realm whisperwind someone was unable to hand in the quest"

gm bill- "that's simple kill the quest giver"

gm Bob- "That didn't work."

gm bill- "then kill the person trying to hand in the quest"

gm Bob- "didn't work"

gm bill- "hmm…. Is there perhaps a non violent solution?"

gm Bob- "WHAT! DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THIS! YOU WILL BE FIRED FOR SURE! Remember Game master school? KILLING SOLVES EVERYTHING!"

gm bill- "You're right I'm sorry… but then… what do you do"

gm Bob- "kill everyone IN THE ENTIRE REALM!"

gm bill- "And that didn't work?"

gm Bob- "no it didn't! and do you know what option that leaves?"

gm bill- "Kill EVERYONE IN EVERY REALM!"

gm Bob- "YESSS!" (Darth Vadar Music Starts playing)

gm Bill- "Ok seriously WHAT IS WITH THAT STAR WARS MUSIC!"

gm Bob- "oh shut up! I have nothing better to do so I will help you destroy this realm."

Random Dwarf- "Under water breathing potions….wearing off…..help….meeeeeeeee"

gm bill- "You are experiencing a car crash." (game master bill then threw a car) (why the hell is there a car in WoW?) onto the unfortunate dwarf.

Meanwhile...somewhere of no particular importance to the value of the story or the plot

Some guy1- "Dude, I was with my alt when this game master totally came out of no where and said, all your bases are belonging to us, and he totally killed everyone"

Some guy 2- "Dude the same thing happened to my guy, a game master lifted him up 3,000 feet up in the air, and dropped him onto a player named "other random person"….or something like that.

Some guy 3- "Yah man, but I heard that an alliance counter party is being formed in iron forge

Some guy 1- "I heard that the horde guys are doing the same thing in ogrimar"

Some guy 3- "How do you know?"

Some guy 1- "Dude we can hear horde chat for some reason remember"

Some guy 3- "Oh yah I forgot"

Some guy 2- "Has it occurred to you that our creation in this story was merely a way to allow the readers to understand what is going on before the confusing gibberish kicks in?"

Some guy 3- "Yes, and chances are the author will amuse himself by making us die in a comical but overused way. "

Some guy 1- "Yah"

Just then a piano fell on the trio's head. What is a piano doing in WoW? Probably the same thing that a talking chicken and a car are doing in WoW but whatever reason that is, no body knows……….

Some place with extremely relative importance with the plot

OMFG IRON FORGE LAG IS KILLING ME!

WHY THE HELL WAS THE RESISTANCE PLANNED TO TAKE PLACE HERE!

HO-LY SHIT 500 PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

gm bill- "Wow it was kind of stupid for these guys to announce their meeting place over general chat in every location at once but….this makes life easier, if the horde is meeting in ogrimar and the alliance, in iron forge, I can finally perform the game master's ultimate spell."

Bill stood at the edge of the cliff that iron forge was nestled in, iron forge itself was 500 feet below him right now, but he had a good idea of where eh was aiming. Bill then started casting. "For the lag that can kill a thousand nations…" The capitals shall collide, and the lag shall reverse the tide itself, and the scar on the ocean shall heal."

gm bob- "Dude what the fuck was that? You don't need to talk while casting spells."

gm bill- "I know I just always wanted to say that."

Below Bill, the fabric of space and time was warping. On the other side of Azeroth, a lvl 7 rouge watched as Ogrimar disappeared in front of his very eyes, while back in the eastern Kingdoms, everyone…..both alliance and horde alike, watched the two capitals appear in the exact same spot, with walls overlapping, trainers colliding, and….most importantly….the auction houses appeared right on top of each other.

Everyone around iron forge could see, the lag was too much. For those of u that ever use the help menu, there is a problem "I am falling through the world" I have not met anyone who has encountered this problem, but the very capitals themselves, started falling, into the snowy ground

Imagine if u will, a mi of iron forge and Orgimar, their walls intersect and cur each other off, they are falling, into darkness, beneath the surface of the world, and there is no end to the darkness, and if your mind can take it, imagine a flying pig names Mr. Mcfluffles watching this from afar, wondering what kind of twisted author would name him Mr. Mcfluffles

Alliance guy- "AHA ITS TIME FOR ME TO GET MY HONOR RANKING UP! BY BEATIGN THE SAVAGE AND BRUTAL HORDE TO DEATH WITH THIS MEAT CLEAVER I FOUND! FOR THE WEAPONS I GET FOR KILLING HORDE FOR NO REASONNNN!"

Horde guy- (gasp) "the alliance, we must kill them and then give them a proper burial to honor their warrior spirits! I shall use this sophisticated gun I invented to dispatch these people! FOR THE GLORY OF THE HORDE!"

Some guy reading the fic- "Dude, is it just me or is this guy right? The alliance is suppose to be sophisticated and all but, its the guys who play alliance are jerks and the horde is really nice."

Some guy reading fic 2- "OMFG YOUR FUCKIGN RIGHT! I TOTALLY NEED TO POWNZOR THE FOOL WHO MADE ME ABREVIATE ME L33T TASTIK FREAKING 2 LINES!

Some guy 1- Right……………..

Ghala- "Wait! Why are we fighting?"

Vesper- "Dude, your alliance, I'm horde, we have to kill each other"

Ghala- "But since we can understand each other we can work together to kill the god damned game masters."

Vesper- "I haven't thought about it like that…and now that I have, I think it still sucks."

Vesper swung his sword at Ghala, who dodged to the right, and started casting, however since iron forge was falling he couldn't cast.

Ghala- "DAMN!"

Vesper- "What noob?"

Ghala- "I can't cast!"

Vesper- "oh that's not true, hey Xialot, can you use spells"

Xialot- "I can't cast spells but I an use instant cast ones, and I'm gonna prove it to you while at the same time, playing my role as some guy with a name that dies." Xialot used slow fall, so he stopped falling while iron forge kept falling. So it looked to every one else like Xialot flew into the sky, broke his neck on the gryphon master balcony for the horde, hit his head on the top of iron forge, and fell into the great forge and died.

Vesper- "OH NOOOO FRIEND I OBVIOUSLY HAVE AN ATTACHTMENT TO AND WAS PLACED IN THE STORY TO DIE! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE U!"

Ghala- "Cuz, this was his role in the story."

Vesper- "Your right! He did his part, and I will honor his job, BY ACTUALY USING THE GOD DAMNED SCRIP!"

Ghala- "YES! And in the script we have to work together to defeat the game masters."

Vesper- "Do we end up winning?"

Ghala- "I don't know I haven't looked that far into the story yet."

Vesper- "Well I suppose we should for starters find a way out of here."

Ghala- "Right, can u go to your flight master?"

Vesper- "No an iron forge wall is blocking out the two paths I would have to fly, but I doubt anyone here is willing to risk slow fall after seeing that."

Just then about 10 mages flew up into the sky and broke their necks, and all somehow fell into the great forge despite using slow fall on opposite sides of the map.

Vesper- Yah I think it would be best if you used your flight master.

Ghala walked to her gryphon master, and told her to give her a ride to storm wind.

Gryphon master- "You don't wanna do that, the last person that took a gryphon was killed by a game master."

Ghala- "I'm gonna ignore the fact that your not suppose to talk. And ask you how did the game masters kill them.

Gryphon master- "Oh a game master is waiting on the steps of iron forge for a friend of his to show up. He just uses his player killing spell on anyone who flies past."

Ghala- "Thank you for the help random CPU! I shall always honor your aid by giving you the exact amount of copper you request for a gryphon ride without any tip.

Gryphon master- "I hate my job."

Ghala- "EVERYONE BOTH ALLIANCE AND HORDE ALIKE LISTEN! There is a game master waiting on the steps of iron forge. We can knock him off the edge, and he will forever fall to his death."

Baller- "Why should we listen to you?"

Ghala- "Cus I'm the main character of this story! I admit it I AM THE ALT OF BIG HAMMER!"

Everyone else- (GASP)

Baller- "Oh my god! A recurring character means we still stand a chance! WE MUST LISTEN TO THE FREAK WHO CAN SPEAK TO CPU'S"

Ghala- "Um………right…."

gm bob- "Hm. Every other realm has fallen, after this realm dies, the game masters will become gods! And I can FINALLY! Do what I always wanted to do…… I can ascend to a higher level of existence AND KILL THE GOD DAMNED AUTHOR FOR NAMING ME BOB!"

Baller- "why the hell is he talking to himself?

Vesper- "I….don't...know…. but I'm sure there is a very good reason.

Ghala- "look just stick with the plan."

At that point about 100 players both alliance and horde charged the gm, spamming him with emotes.

Ghala pointed at you

Vesper slapped you

Baller shot you

gm bob- "What the hell?"

The wave of players charged at Bob however the kill player spell kept them at bay.

Baller- "Hm, he's not falling off I SHALL MAKE HIM FALL OFF."

gm bob- "oh you want me to fall off, well you just shouted out your plan, which is kind of dumb, but there's no way I'm falling down."

Baller- "DIE SCUM!" Baller rammed into the game master, which is kind of weird since you tend to phase through people u bump into.

Baller- "Perhaps I should have thought this through."

gm bob- "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Baller and bob fell off the already falling iron forge, and into the gaping darkness.

Baller- "I just finished reading the script I DIE! WHY DO I DIE NOOOO"

Vesper- "BALLER NOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well 1 GM down 1 to go."

Ghala- "VESPER BEHIND YOU!"

Vesper looked behind him to see another game master.

gm Bill- "your going down punk." Bill stuck his sword into Vesper.

Vesper- "Damn…..I guess this is the end….but I won't go down without A---"

Bob kicked vesper in the crotch, despite that he's a warrior and rouges learn kick.

Ghala- "Vesper can still be cured, have someone give him a potion, the rest of us need to lure this game master to the mages."

The hundreds of players scurried back into the iron forge section of the labyrinth. Bill followed.

gm bill- "I will avenge Bob EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL A THOUSAND PEOPLE TO DO IT!"

It was then that Bill noticed the hundreds of mages.

Ghala- "NOW EVERYONE SPAM ARCANE EXPLOSION!"

About 80 mages spammed arcane explosion. The players at their computers closed their eyes, as the game master got a seizure.

gm Bill- "must….kill……everything…." In his blind rage Bill wandered into the great forge itself, and none can go into the great forge, and come back out alive.

Vesper- "Thanks for the potion man, I suppose that other game master was taken care of," Vesper was on the steps of iron forge where he fell. A tauren had kindly given him a potion.

Vesper- "Well the story isn't over yet, so I suppose something bad is going to happen."

The Tauren, next to him, could not answer, a thrown weapon embedded his cow back.

gm bob- "Haven't you heard about the game masters ability to teleport?'

Vesper- "I've read the script, I know I will die, but know that the other game master in this realm is gone."

gm bob- "I was hoping to hear you scream, but your naiveté is just as amusing, a game master can never die."

Bob cut Vesper's head off and walked into the mix of capitals.

gm Bob- "No….its impossible…..you couldn't have."

Bob jumped down to his fallen game master.

gm bob- "I am such a fool, I let my revenge blind me, and because of that I have lost the only person…..who likes my cooking."

Bob let out a horrible scream of pain and despair.

gm Bob- "YOU DID THIS! I WILL KILL YOU!"

Bob leapt up at Ghala, but suddenly a certain hero of the horde butted him out of the way. The lvl 60 thrall stood in front of the Game master.

gm bob- "What the hell? An iron forge wall was suppose to block out his chamber what happened?"

Voice- "I HAPPENED!"

A lvl 30 Shaman walked through the crowd.

Voice- "I am Dorcus, the voice of death itself I AM THE AUTHOR!"

gm bob- "your only a lvl 30. do you really think you can beat me?"

Dorcus- "heh, your forgetting one thing I AM A LVL 30 SHAMAN!"

gm bob- "But that means…."

Dorcus- "Yes, wind furry AND I AM THE ENHANCMENT TALANT LINE!"

gm bob- "Shaman, the sickest class, at lvl 30 they learn wind furry, a powerful move which gives them a chance to deal an additional hit on attack."

Dorcus- "And with the enhancement Talent line, wind furry is the sickest move ever."

Dorcus, hit the game master about a thousand times in a second, and although the game master had about a million armor, at least 1 damage had to be done per blow, and since his char was only a lvl 1, one thousand hits doing 1 damage a piece killed him.

Dorcus- "The deed is done. I created your rampage by naming you bob, and I have atoned for my sins."

Dorcus magically disappeared

Ghala- "um, did he just leave before stopping iron forge from falling?"

TO THE GRYPHON MASTER! HURRY!

Ghala- "Gryphon master everyone here needs a ride."

Gryphon master- "Oh no I just looked at my savings, and I'm FILTHY RICH! Do you know how much gold I get a day when everyone uses a gryphon? I don't need to work here any more I'm buying my own tropical island off the coast of strangle thorn. SEE YA SUCKERS!" The gryphon master mounted one of his servants and flew off.

Ghala- "but……."

So the story ends, once the realm proudmoore was saved the Game masters got bored and decided to take a break, while the next blizzard patch came out and fixed everything….except….in proudmoore…..another version of Iron forge is still falling below the earth, and the people too stupid to use their hearth stones, are still falling with it.

Hope you liked it, srry bout the ending I made it as funny as I could, overall I am pleased with this story next I am going to tell everyone the horrors of class quests. That will be fun. Please Review