I didn't get a single review, but I still want to finish up this story.
Here Goes…
Part Two:
Kikyo: What? You were just trying to shoot me in the head before.
Kagome: Oh, I was trying to be tough. I'm GANGSTA!
Kikyo: Umm…Anyways… As I was saying… The worst has happened! Naraku like showed up…
Inuyasha: Uhhh…yeah?
Kikyo: I don't know what's creepy. I think it's that stupid music that plays in the background whenever he shows up. Well… Let me continue. He decided it would be great if we play hide-and-go-seek. I was like noo0oo… and he was like yes… and I was like no0ooo. And he was like yes…
Kagome: So, is it no? or is it yes? Cause you are just confusing me!
Inuyasha: (annoyed of Kagome's remarks) Oh, Kagome…
Kagome: What? You need something?
Inuyasha: …
Kagome: Okay…attitude problem!
Kikyo: God…
Kagome: Dog. You get dog when you flip God around.
Inuyasha: (annoyed and angry) Kagome…
Kagome: I was just trying to inform Kikyo of some important facts! Sit, boy!
Inuyasha: (slammed to the ground) Kagome! I'm gonna get you for this!
Kikyo: (sighs) Well, everyone voted and said hide-and-seek was a great idea. Oh, how I wanted to shoot my arrows at every single one of them. Too bad I left my arrows in the bank. (Inuyasha and Kagome shocked!) Then, we had to pick straws out from somewhere to figure out who is going to be the seeker. I'm the seeker. Who knew that out of 1000 straws I would end up picking the shortest one?
Inuyasha: Oh, I see. Are you winning so far?
Kikyo: Yup. Kagura was sort of dumb. I found her near some pink tornadoes. Hanna's mirror reflected light and all I did was figure out where it came from. The rest were just in the bathroom giggling. So, basically, I'm a sure winner. Naraku is the only one who has some smarts to go somewhere else that's not five feet away. That's why I need your help. They don't let dead people on board the ship unless with some supervision.
Inuyasha: Oh, I see. Where did Kagome go?
Kikyo: I don't know.
Kagome: (appeared behind the bushes) Oh, I sort of lost you when you started talking about straws. I kept thinking wouldn't it be better to just use sticks? Then, when I started listening to you again, you were talking about something about giggling. My mind can't comprehend how the straws and the giggling relate to each other, so I just decided to just go eat this happy meal I got from Sango.
Inuyasha: Okay…
Sango: (pops out of nowhere) Hirakotsu! (aims it at Kagome)
Inuyasha: Kagome! Hey, that 'Kagome' sounded good. That practicing is really working out.
Kagome: No0ooOOO!... My life! My dreams! My hopes! Why have you betrayed me Sango? Why! Come with me to hell!
(Suddenly out of nowhere, strange villagers and Soto poof onto the scene- this is my story! I get to decide what happens... Muhahhahaha! Oh, and this next part, you would find familiar with the first episode of Inuyasha)
Soto: Big sister…
Villager: Lady Kagome! That wound!
Soto: That must hurt very badly.
Kagome: I forgot who I… And now… See what… (whimpers) All for this… The happy meal which… (whimpers again)
Soto: You're in pain. Let someone…
Kagome: I won't be let live much longer, and so I give this to you. The happy meal from McDonalds, which you must burn with my body. It would not fall into the hands of those who would eat it (thinksbesides me of course) (whimpers).
Soto: Sister Kikyo… (stammers) I meant Kagome!
Kikyo: Hey! Are you copying the way of how I died!
Inuyasha: Kagome, the thing that Sango throws around didn't even touch you.
Villager: That wound… on the Happy Meal…You can see all the ketchup spread all over… That horrible wound…
Soto: How did I get here?
Sango: Give me back my Happy Meal! It's mine!
Kagome: (stands up without a scratch) You gave it to me…
Sango: Well, I want it back, okay?
Kagome: No give-backs, you loser. It's mine now.
(This quarrel lasts pretty long and soon ended up in a catfight. Boomerangs and arrows flew all over the place)