disclaimer: I don't own The Libertines either, or any part of Pete Doherty come to that. In case you were wondering, I still don't own Phantom of the Opera.

author's note: This song is meant to sung by Christine during her fortnight with Erik, and then after it has finished when she's in the Opera dorms. Oh and to make the pattern work, The work Erik has to be dragged out so it counts as two syllables. Oh and I apologise to my readers, and a certain aviated pastry rod for my bad formatting!

What Erik Did

Sung to the tune of 'What Katy Did' by The Libertines, from their self titled album

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Oh watcha gonna do Erik?

You're a sublime -lime man,

But with an ugly ugly face,

a ugly, ugly face

Your mental health is none too strong, Erik

Oh hurry up, Madame Giry

Save me from his twisted love

And this hell won't take so long

But every time I cry

You sit and sadly sigh

And I don't why

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang de-lang

Watcha gonna do Erik?

You're a sublime -lime man,

but with an ugly ugly face,

a ugly, ugly face

My opera voice is none to strong

Your voice holds my mind together

And I never say never

I won't visit again

But every time I cry

You sit and sadly sigh

And I don't know why

But that time I cried

You sadly said goodbye

And I don't know why

Say you'll sing

Say you'll come

Say you'll go, but don't leave me forever

Say you'll come, sing with me again

That's all I'd really like to know

And now you've said goodbye

darkness fills the night sky

And I don't know why


author's note: doesn't it leave a tear in your beady little eye? Well, the original does with me (weeps)!