disclaimer: I don't own No Doubt. But I do own a pair of purple tights. Not strictly relevant but true!
author's note: Hello reader's dearest, I would like to start by saying that this song parody is r-u-b-b-i-s-h, however I feel that it is my solemn duty to publish it, just so you can get a good laugh!By the way, this is sung by Christine before she's 'discovered' by the new managers.
I'm Just A Chorus Girl
Sung to the tune of No Doubt's 'I'm Just A Girl' from the album 'Tragic Kingdom'
Allow me to step into your eyes
I can sing, why are you so surprised?
I'm not just a dancer in the chorus team,
I'm a manger and viscount's singing dream!
I'm not just a chorus girl, little Christine
Just watch me sing on the stage
I'm not just a chorus girl,
You don't want to stir Erik's rage
Oh - I could be a diva
As soon as I see Mousier Buquet
So many reasons for me to run away
You think that I'm a meek little baby dear
But with my angel, it's me that you should fear
'Cause I'm just a chorus girl, a soprano I should be
Then they'd let me sing on gala night
I'm just a chorus girl, just a ballerina
Who dances in skimpy costumes
I'm just a chorus girl, just drool over me
Don't give me a non-silent role
Oh - I could be a diva
Oh - Should I kick Carlotta off the stage?
I'm just a chorus girl
I'm just a chorus girl, in the background
That's all that you'll let me be
I'm just a chorus girl living in the opera dorms
But my angel promises me superstardom
I'm just a chorus girl, who's my teacher?
Why do you ask when you won't let me sing?
I'm just a chorus girl, you can't make me sing
I'll like a shrinking violet on the wall
I'm just a chorus girl, don't pick me
I can dance but can't sing at all
Oh - I really could be a
Oh - I really could be a
Oh - I could really be a diva
author's note: Enjoy? Yes? No? Well review anyway!