1995
Disclaimer: The original song belongs to Bowling for Soup, and the Characters and stuff belong to J.K. Rowling.
Note: We are aware that witches and wizards don't have TV, as well as the fact that Ron and Hermione are a couple, Hermione doesn't hate him, and she would never, ever, date, or have affairs with any of her professors, or any of the mentioned death eaters, or Voldy… Another note is that Tommy refers to Voldemort (Tom Riddle), and not the toothless Tom from the Leaky Cauldron.
Welcome to the Weird Sister's performance of the Worst Life Ever! Thank you to all the loyal fans who sent in their lyrics for the song but alas, there can only be one winner. And the winner of the Worst Life Ever Contest is…. HERMIONE GRANGER!
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Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Hermione just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, sure kept Ron away
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plans?
She was gonna be an auror
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Voldy's car
Her old friend Ron Weasley, is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been all right
And there was Tommy and Vicky
Way before Ron Weasley
There was Flitwick and Moody
Their booty still on Witch TV
Her two kids in 6th year
They tell her that she's trés queer
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woohoohoo
(1995)
Woohoohoo
She's read all the textbooks, she knows every line
Standard Book of Spells
Lockhart's whole story mine
She read books to please
And annoy Ron Weasley
Thought she'd get a hand
On the spells in Witchwizard land
Where's the mini-skirt made of dragon skin?
And who's the other guy that's snogging her in Dublin
When did Hermione become naughty?
Whatever happened to the silent. bookworm
In the library
And there was Tommy, and Vicky
Way before Ron Weasley
There was Flitwick and Moody
Their booty still on Witch TV
Her two kids in 6th year
They tell her that she's trés queer
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woohoohoo
She hates Ron, he is gay
She tells him to straighten out his homo ways
And when he did, they got married
Please make this stop, stop
Stop, and bring back
Tommy and Vicky
Way before Ron Weasley
There was Flitwick and Moody
And booty still on Witch TV
Her two kids in 6th year
They tell her that she's trés queer
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1995
Tommy, and Vicky
Way before Ron Weasley
There was Flitwick and Moody
Their booty still on Witch TV
Her two kids in 6th year
They tell her that she's trés queer
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995!
Thank You Fans! And thanks to Hermione Granger for that very... interesting look on her life!