400 hit mark! And I have returned! I apologize for not posting sooner but unfortunately the muses truly abandoned me and I was dragging my feet in writing this. –Cries-. Oh well, this should be kind of a weird chapter. My guess is you'll either agree with it and like it or hate it and want to wound me. I'm trying my best to do Shego correctly, but it might seem a snippet (or radically) out of character so I plead for leniency! Anywho, I would like to thank all of you so far who have reviewed, and please don't stop reviewing! I love my readers!

Shegal92: Well, you maybe right about Dr.D, but the reason maybe due to the fact that no one is there for him to rant or complain too, so it was a one man show which you could only see what he was thinking and not reacting to. You and Dixie Darlin definitely are on the right track on the upcoming plot.

Please all of you! Keep on R&R. Thank you.

I still own nothing except…some of my horrendous KP artwork.

Thought for the Day: "To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead."

Bertrand Russell

Capitulus IV: And who are you?

Shego sprinted down the mountain in her now soaked Pj's. Her haste to leave blinding her to the fact that it was still pouring outside.

Her feet splashed in the shallow puddles on the cobblestone road. Once perfect raven hair now clung loosely to her face, distorting her beautiful features. Her emerald eyes which usually shown with brilliance were now vacant as her mind was occupied on only one thing, to get to a shop.

Down the mountain she went, towards the little town nestled in the shadow of Drakkens new lair, a 16th century German Castle. Each footfall brought her closer to her goal.

Through the sheets of water she saw the dim flicker of lights in front of her. Growing brighter and brighter as she neared, until they emitted out a loud obnoxious honk awakening Shego from her cataleptic state.

What the hell! Shego thought to herself as she stood immobile in front of the oncoming car. –HOOONK! - The vehicle belched once more, stimulating Shego's reflexes into action allowing her to dodge out of the way.

"That was close, too close" she said aloud though her eyes were still following the vehicle up the mountain. Up the mountain? No one lives up there but Dr.D and me. Must be a delivery or something. Meh, who cares? Not my problem. She thought.

The rain began to let up to a light drizzle as she entered the town, the sun attempting to pierce through the grey clouds above. Shego strolled down Main Street looking for a shop to find Drakkens gift.

Stares greeted her as she entered the first store she found. She stood puzzled why are they all staring at me? She wondered. It was then she finally realized she was soaking wet, her once loose fitting shirt now clung to her to her figure leaving very little to the imagination while her pants remained baggy but like the shirt were of course, wet.

She blushed, but for just a moment as her eyes lit up in anger and her fists ignited into green flames. "Its impolite to stare you know..." She said throwing a green flame at an ogling teenager who immediately sped out of the store his pants ablaze.

"Anyone else not have manners?" she asked with a sneer to the people who now stood petrified. They all shook they're heads and stampeded out of the store. "Good" Shego said smiling and began to search through aisles.

"What to get for Dr.D? What to get?" she mumbled to herself…wait, why am I getting Drakken a present? I never have before, it's not like I need to.

"Yes you do." Said a voice.

"Who said that?" Shego shouted in surprise.

"I did of course" It replied, in a calm tone.

"And who, might I ask are you? And where?" Shego growled already tired of this exchange.

"You. In here" The voice echoed through her skull.

"Oh no! I'm hearing voices now! Most have caught something in the rain. Damn you Drakken and your stupid birthday!" Shego shouted in rage.

"I'm sorry you can't blame this on Dr.D, well not today at least." The voice said. "You see, I've always been here but you never heard me until today. Since you are finally doing a good deed, you can hear me."

"So, you're my conscious?" Shego asked.

"Yes."

"So, I can hear you because I'm doing a good deed, but let's say I did something bad like not buy Drakken a present…or I stole all this stuff, would I not hear you anymore?"

"Quite possibly, but I know you will get Drakken that present." Shego's conscious replied confidently.

"Oh really? Well how do you know that? Shego replied her anger rising by her consciousness' confidence.

"Yes, because you like Drakken." It replied matter-of-factly.

"I do not like BLUE BOY!" Shego shouted angrily! The store clerk who survived Shego's entrance looked up, frightened by Shego's outburst and scurried into the back.

"Suuure…" the voicereplied as it faded away laughing.

Shego shuddered. Me like Dr.D? Bah! What a joke. I'm beautiful I could have any man I want. Why settle for a loser like him. I'm just getting him a present so he doesn't feel bad. Yes. That's why. She assured herself as she picked up a leather bound copy of The Divine Comedy and smiled. Perfect. She thought.

Before leaving the store she picked up a black overcoat and a pair of black knee boots to assist her on her trek back up the mountain.

As she walked out the door the clerk who she had forgotten about shouted, "Sie müssen für das bezahlen!"

Shego smiled and ignited her hand. She looked over her shoulder and sneered back "Nein Denke ich so Nicht" Blasting a hole next to the Shopkeepers head. "Auf Wiedersehen" She whispered and began her trek back up the mountain.

Well there it is, like pulling teeth. Oh well. Next Chapter Shego returns to the Castle and Drakken meets his visitor. Also, a quick question for reviewers, now I can end this story next chapter or I can continue it by giving it a little twist but not too bad of one.(Making it more of a romance/drama/action story) so send me your thoughts, 4 reviews for either one will decide it. Next chapter should be up by sun hopefully. I Promise it will be longer as well.

Once again I'm sorry for this poor chapter.

Your humble Servant,

WolfMan