Um... some discretion in this one for all you out there with nasty minds. -smiles-
Eavesdropping
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"But sir, I don't think they'd want to be disturbed," Riza said to Colonel Roy Mustang although she was wondering why Ed and Winry had shooed everyone out of the room so they could settle some "private matters." It was nearly an hour ago when the two of them ushered everyone out, and they haven't been seen since.
"Yes, but Fullmetal owes me a report," Roy insisted, stopping at the door as he raised a hand to knock.
"Sir-" But she was cut off by a small moan.
"Edward..." came Winry's voice. Riza's eyes widened in shock. Just what were they doing in there?
"One more time..." they heard Ed say pleadingly.
"You just can't get enough, can you?" Winry asked. Riza looked over at Roy, who had his mouth hanging open with a look of utter disbelief etched in his face. A question came to her mind, just how perverted was he?
"Oh, come on. This time I'll be the one on top," Ed replied. Hawkeye was feeling very uncomfortable at listening in on this and looked to Roy questionably.
"Sir, I think it'd be best if we-"
"Fine, but you better give me all you got this time," Winry remarked. "I've been on the top too many times already."
A few 'mmmm's and frustrated moans escaped through the door to the two people eavesdropping in. A heavy blush was set on Riza's face and she was really considering about leaving and taking Roy with her.
"I'm putting a stop to whatever they're doing in there," Roy declared abruptly, face pale.
Suddenly, there was a cry of delight that made him freeze.
"Oh, yyyeeesss!" Winry cried triumphantly.
"Please Winry, just one more time..." Ed moaned pleadingly once more.
"Fine!" Winry said exasperatingly. "You better pin me down good and hard this time, got that?"
Not wanting to hear anymore, Roy and Riza proceeded to kick down the door as Ed and Winry said in unison,
"One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war."
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