----Chapter 16----

'Oh crap, what am I going to do?' Harry thought once he recognized the voice. Harry quickly gathered up his thoughts, and came up with a plan

"Okay Ron, come down here"

Slowly Ron came down to where Harry was standing and stared him down.

"You know the rules?"

"Yup" said Ron

"Nothing Personal, remember that, you can start"

"What are the ingredients for making a Polyjuice potion?"

Duh Ron of course I know this...we made it with Hermione First Year! Harry rattled off all of the ingredients.

"What is the spell to freeze someone?"

Ron answered correctly.

The battle went on for over twenty minutes.

Finally it was Harry's turn again. This is my last chance, I can let my friend win or I can win.

"What are the proper ingredients in making a potion, to make someone have gas..."

Ron rattled something off

"Wait," Harry said to a very confused Ron, "That was the answer to make someone have one loud one, what is it to make them have sixteen consecutive loud and large ones?"

Ron was completely confused he had no clue what to do?

"5...4...3...2...1..., Your time is up?"

"Well then Mr. Smarty Pants, what the fck is it?" A/N: don't complain about the language its rated M for mature

"Ron!" Harry screamed, "For foul language in the classroom I hate to say it but ten points from Gryffindor, and for insulting a teacher detention tonight!"

"Bloody Hell Harry!" Ron said storming off, grabbing is books before exiting.

"Class Dismissed!"

Harry had the next period off so he had time to think about what is best friend has just said to him. Not only was it his friend but he was his teacher! A BLOODY TEACHER! How dare he insult me like that in front of my peers no less!

Harry realized that it was time for lunch and went to the Great Hall to get something to eat. Harry sat up with the teachers but not without getting many glares from Ron.

McGonagall went up to Harry and said, "How was your first day as DADA teacher?"

"Horrible, I didn't get to do anything because one seventh year Sally, decided that she was better than me and we had a little 'competition' over different spells and potions, I won, but then the Sixth years decided that they wanted to do the same and Ron went up against me and he got pissed when I beat him, and excuse the language but he said 'Well then Mr. Smarty Pants what the fck is it?' so I had no choice but to deduct ten points for cursing and detention for insulting a teacher. Did I do the right thing"

"Well based on your day I would understand why you said it was horrible, and yes you did do the right thing, even if it is your house. Any plans about what to do with him at detention tonight?"

"Not a clue"

"Well Peeves made a mess in the library, why not have him clean it with out magic?"

"Not bad but I have something else up my sleeve that I was thinking of doing." Harry whispered something in McGonagall's ear and she nodded and approved.

"Good idea, he is sure to enjoy that"

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I know its not that long but I think it satisfied something...I wrote it quick so something's might not make sense or are spelt wrong...I have an idea for what he is going to do but I might change it...

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