Know Your Stars Video Game Style

Hey It's me colonel cannon I just wanted to do this so here it is

First up it's Ashley (Wario Ware) Genis, Kratos (Tales of Symphonia) Pong Paddle (Pong) Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper)

First Ashley walks in " Hello is anybody here"

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.

Ashley, she has a crush on Genis

Ashley: Uh no I don't heheh

Yes you do

Ashley: Uh no I don't

…Yes you do

Ashley: OK fine yes I admit it! I Luv Genis !0-0!

Ashley, her favorite sport is basket weaving

Ashley: Basket weaving is for wusses!

Fine, wuss

Ashley: I'm not a wuss !

As Ashley steamed off Genis walks on the other way

Genis: Has anyone seen Ashley we were supposed to meet at Cheddar's 1 hour ago

Genis Sage, his favorite snack is women's clothing

Genis: That sentence is sick and wrong

Yeah right bra eater

Genis: I don't eat women's clothing!

Genis Sage, stole $25.00 from his own wallet

Genis: What kind of moron would do that

Genis Sage, his sister is an alien and his brother is Cheese ( the imaginary friend )

Genis: My sister is Raine and my brother is link and were half-elves

Ashley: Genis let's ditch this joint

Genis: well duh! Let's go to Cheddars

As Ashley and Genis leave hand in hand Kratos walks on stage

Kratos: Where am I?

Kratos Aurion, his natural hair color is tickle me pink

Kratos: Who are you and my natural hair color is red

Kratos Aurion, Mr. Krabs is his archrival

Kratos Aurion: Who's Mr. Krabs

Kratos Aurion: he sold a lung for 2 bucks

Kratos Aurion: What moron would do that!

Kratos stomps off and Pong Paddle Walks on

Pong Paddle: Where am I

Pong Paddle, his mother can fart at 4000 mph

Pong Paddle: Don't offend my mom you freak

Pong Paddle, his favorite drink is vomit

Pong Paddle: I hate vomit

Pong Paddle, just plain sucks

Pong Paddle: You Meany

Pong Paddle runs away crying and Sly Cooper walks on

Sly: Uhhh? OK?

Sly Cooper, he's a robot

Sly: I'm raccoon not a robot!

Sly Cooper, He cheated on the college entrance exam

Sly: I didn't go to college though

Sly Cooper, he likes licking dirt

Sly: that's it I'm outta here

Sly walks off stage

Now you know Ashley, Genis, Kratos, Pong Paddle, His fast farting mom, and Sly Cooper.

No They Don't!