Disclaimer: they're all the same... they're pointless... u know what it says...
"WHAT!" Was the general reaction of Kagome, Sango, Shippo and Miroku.
Inu-Yasha, however, crossed his arms and plopped down into a sitting position, deep in thought.
"Wow... That was quite the opposite of the reaction I was expecting..." Kitsune said, obviously rather amused at their expressions.
"Damn," Inu-Yasha muttered, "This could could complicate things..."
"Actually, it could help you," Sesshomaru said. They all turned to look at him. Even Kitsune and Ayame seemed doubtful.
"It can?" Kitsune asked. Now it was his turn to be stared at.
"Well, that's a great sign of things to come..." Sango stated dryly.
"Not all things to come are bad..." Miroku grinned pervertedly. Sango cast the most vicious look they had ever seen towards Miroku. He gulped and slowly started edging his hand back to his own personal space. In other words, away from Sango's butt.
"Miroku," she said in a quietly vicious voice, "If you want to keep that hand, you'll keep it away from me!"
"Understood." Miroku nodded.
"I thought monks weren't supposed to lie," Inu-Yasha remarked bluntly. Miroku glared at him and opened his mouth to protest, but was interupted by Inu-Yasha's sudden "Ow!"
Myoga jumped onto Inu-Yasha's shoulder.
"Kitsune, first of all, you messed up..." the flea began in a busineness like manner, "You are only Lord Inu-Yasha's half-brother, not full." He paused, then his voice dropped down in a terrified manner, " Where is she?"
"Who?" Inu-Yasha demanded.
"You did not bring her?" the flea asked hopefully.
"Who!" the dog hanyou cut in again.
"AAAH! SHE'S here!" Jaken exclaimed, terrified, hiding behind Sesshomaru's leg.
"WHO!"
((WHACK))
Shippo had thwacked the dog in the back of the head.
"If you would shut up, maybe we could find out!" the tiny fox said. They all turned to Kitsune for an answer. His eyes were closed and his ears were flat against his head. He was giving an answer a good thought first.
"Wow... he's thinking... I've never seen him do that before..." Ayame said, faking awe. Kitsune's ears twitched in an agitated manner. He opened his eyes. He was about to make a dry retort when the answer hit him.
"Oh! Myoga, you mean Kiru?" the Shadowfox asked.
"YES!" Jaken and Myoga answered in unison. Sesshomaru sighed.
"Quite sad, actually, that Jaken or Myoga, for that matter, would be afraid of something so small..." The demon lord said exasperatedly.
"Kiru's asleep! Wanna meet her?" Kitsune asked everyone.
"Umm...sure...?" Kagome answered for 'everyone' except Sesshomaru, Jaken and Myoga.
"NO!" Once again, the flea and the gargoyle (? what IS he anyway?) answered in unison.
"OK!" Kitsune said. He reached up his sleeve and pulled out a very agitated snake, a poisonous, vivid green in color. She hissed, clearly very annoyed.
"What have you gotten in to now, Kitsune?" She asked.
"Nothing, yet!" The fox said, mocking surprise in the fact that she thought he was in trouble, "Why would you think that?"
"It's been known to happen..." the snake answered dryly.
"Anyway, guess who I found!"
"Something to chase, kill, maim, or torture?" the snake asked, as if this was something common.
"No, not this time..." He held the snake up and she twisted around his arm and blinked bright green-yellow eyes as if trying to wake up.
"So the dog found you, huh?"
"No, Sesshomaru spoiled the surprise before it got interesting," Kitsune said, shrugging.
"Wait... Interesting?" Sango cut in.
"Well, DUH!" Shippo interupted. Shadowfoxes are both not only known for their ability to hide their scents...and do other things like that... but also their love of pranking!"
"Y'know, I have a little brother who's a lot like you..." Ayame said, thinking of some other place.
"Oh, God (srry), please don't tell me you brought him with you or anything! Niko's nuthin' but a pain in the"
"Kitsune! He's just a kit!" Ayame snapped. Kitsune scowled at her.
"To you, maybe... I swear he's a spy from your dad..." Kitsune muttered, "Anyway, this is Kiru!" He gestured to the snake. "And obviously, Myoga and Jaken don't like her..."
"What was your first clue!" Jaken snapped, "Lord Sesshomaru, this is a waste of time! Let us go!"
"No. This is interesting now." The demon lord shooed him away. Jaken scowled.
"Why do you hate her?" Inu-Yasha asked the flea on his shoulder.
"She's evil..." Myoga shuddered, "Besides, her original purpose was something completely different..."
"Indeed, and she failed," Sesshomaru said.
"And what might've been her original purpose?" Miroku asked.
"To kill me." Kitsune shrugged it off like it was nothing and twirled the snake on his hands adoringly.
"Her kill you!" Inu-Yasha started laughing.
"She's a youkai snake who can be a lot bigger than she is now," Kitsune said, nodding knowingly.
"Oh, really?" Inu-Yasha inquired, suddenly interested, "How big can she get?"
"Oh, not very big," Kitsune said nonchalantly, "Only about two hundred and fifty feet long." He smiled at their expressions. Even Sesshomaru looked a bit surprised.
"Does she help you fight?" Inu-Yasha questioned, continuing his pop quiz.
"Yes! A lot!" Kitsune said happily.
"Wanna trade?" Sesshomaru and Inu-Yasha both held up their "assistants".
Author's Notes: Sorry I screwed up! in the first chapter when Kitsune said that he was Inu-Yasha's brother! My bad! Anyway... i had to fix it somehow... and so it's in this chapter... and sorry if a certain character isn't saying a lot. like at the moment Sango, Kagome and Ayame seem to be quite distracted... srry there's a lot of 'em to keep up with!
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DarkGoddess29-As I said, I corrected it so please back off. I dont wanna sound rude, but don't yell at me. If I really bother you that much with this story, then here's a helpful tip that most authors would give you: DON'T READ IT! and yes, i did change this review response to fit my "Flame me, screw you" policy.