Scene change to a large wooden cross beside a road.
Subtitle: France 1184.
Black screen, white writing: Kingdom of Heaven
Scene change to a valley that's seeing its first flakes of the coming snow.
Two men digging a grave at a crossroad for a dead woman wrapped in linen. Priest tweaks her nose and does the age old "I have your nose' trick.
Crusaders ride towards them.
Man: Clear the road if you will
Grave digger: Huh?
Priest: Sorry, he's a little hard of hearing.
Man: Clear the road if you will
Grave digger: No I'm not afraid of the Ode.
Man: Squire!
Grave digger: FIRE! RUN! FIRE!
Everyone looks around, then to each other and shrug.
Priest moves body of women and the Crusaders ride past..
Priest: Wait, she was a suicide, cut off her head and give it back.
Grave digger cuts of the womans head and hands it to the priest.
Priest: Oh crap, I'm always doing this. I meant give the axe back.
Grave digger hands the axe to the priest as well.
Priest shrugs and walks off with the head and axe.