Hi! I'm Rani, owner and founder of K.H.M.I. a.k.a Kingdom Hearts Mega Industries
And I'm here to congratulate you for buying one of our items. Please enjoy and review.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or anything in it. I only own K.H.M.I! Also I do not own the Disney Characters. Those belong to the Disney Company and family.
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This product is brought to you by: Kingdom Hearts Mega Industries
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud new owner of a RIKU! For your own help and keeping RIKU in shape please read this manual.
THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW
Name: Riku
Age: 15
Race: Human
Height: Who knows?
Weight: I would tell you but I don't want to get my butt kicked from here to Hong Kong
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PUTTING HIM TOGETHER
You should have gotten a box from K.H.M.I! Don't worry; your RIKU is in there. He's just sleeping in there.
Open the box
Put out a cardboard cutout of SORA outside the box
Then wake him up by saying like SORA, "Hey RIKU! I bet I could kick your butt!" He should be awake now
He should jump out. When he finally sees you he'll know that you are his owner.
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NEAT STUFF HE COMES WITH
Did you spend all your money on stupid stuff? Don't worry RIKU comes with some stuff.
Keyblade
Wooden Sword
3 outfits (one including he's wearing when he comes)
Normal human clothes
Pajamas
Hair Gel (hey how else is he going to keep his hair all spiky?)
Tracker for Keyblade and wooden sword
Picture of KAIRI
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WHAT RIKU IS BUILT FOR:
Lover: Are you tired of other people breaking your heart? Then RIKU is perfect for you. He won't break your heart until a KAIRI comes around.
Body Guard: RIKU is a great fighter so why not let him protect you
Friend: He's always there for you no matter what. Also if you're down he helps you feel better.
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HOW HE INTERACTS WITH OTHER UNITS
KAIRI: Compatible. RIKU does have a small crush on KAIRI.
SORA: Depends. Let's just say that they are both friends and enemies.
ANSEM: Who knows? Although ANSEM turned RIKU against SORA. Just saying
WAKKA, SELPHIE, and TIDUS: Compatible, I think
DONALD: Compatible? But RIKU kinda believes that he replaced him.
GOOFY: See DONALD
KING MICKEY: Compatible?
CID, LEON, YUFFIE, AERITH: Compatible?
EVERYONE IN MONSTRO: It depends on who or what.
EVERYONE IN HOLLOW BASTION: See EVERYONE IN MONSTRO
HEARTLESS: DO NOT MIX! TOTALLY NOT COMPATIBLE! MAYBE?
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TROUBLE SHOOTING AND FAQS:
Q) I put together my RIKU but he is acting like a 5 year old! What do I do?
A) He's acting like a 5 year old? Weird…umm…just find a local Authoress or person that works for K.H.M.I and get them to overwrite it. Or if you are one just overwrite it yourself. It does not cost much.
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Q) Help I lost the wooden sword!
A) Is that it? Look just don't look for that pathetic useless sword! It's not that great of a sword anyway. In my opinion it's a piece of junk! So as I said don't worry about it and forget it ever existed.
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Q) What do I do if I want the KH 2 addition of RIKU?
A) Oh…just request it when you order over the phone.
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WARRANTY:
This states that you can bring your RIKU back within 5 milliseconds of your purchase. However we will be checking for abnormal things that weren't already there.
PLEASE ENJOY YOUR RIKU!
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Next chapter is ANSEM. Please check back soon and please review.