RECAP: Yall have all been walking for a good five minutes in silence when all of a sudden you ask, "hey would yall like to meet Josh?"
STORY START
Yuske's head jerks up and he asks "who's Josh ?"
You just answer "nobody to special just my old partner."
"wait, no," Kuwa interrupts, "that name sounds really… like I know it."
"Baka there are a lot of people named Josh," Hiei snapped
you shake your head "I swear can't yall just get along and yes josh is a common name name here."
Yuske is about to rub it in Kuwabara's face that he was wrong but Kayko cut in "Sure we'd love to meet you friend josh."
"OK," you answer. You drop your books.
Kurama stops to help you pick up you books "here, let me help."
"no, no. I got it." Hiei is still behind you. You bend down with your butt still in the air giving Hiei a very nice look.
Out of nowhere a boy runs up and squeezes it. And no it's not Kuwabara.
The gang is about to open a whole keg of whoop ass on this guy.
Yuske steps forward and gets into a fighting stance.
Kuwa follows his lead.
As does Kurama.
Hiei whips out his hidden butterfly knife.
Man those things are cool. I want one
They wait for you to do some thing.
You don't even look. You slap him across the face and shout, "JOSH YOU PERVERT!"
They all sweat drop and sigh.
Hiei puts away his knife and gets a huge anime vain.
He holds his cheek and says "hey ya cant blame a guy for tryin" like he was in a dream.
The gang all anime fall except Boton who gets another sweat drop.
You walk to school talking about your interests with josh. They gang at first weren't sure what to think of him but now they love him he is the shiznich.
All of a sudden you turn to josh and say "you know I will get you back for thin morning."
"I know you probably will."
"probably shit no your goin down and I thought of how just now too"
"what are you gonna do to me Lilly"
"don't worry that pretty little head of yours" you pat him on the shoulder and walk over to Kayko and ask if she wants to help you get your revenge.
She laughs and agrees.
Yall walk over to Yuske, all the while john gets paler and paler, you ask him he will help. He cracks up and shouts "your kiddin right"
Yall shake your heads no
he smirks and says nods
he walks over to Kuwa tells him
Kuwa shakes his head very hard yes.
Yall keep walking with them ever so alert Hiei Kurama and josh watchin you every move.
Especially josh.
Two minutes later you shout "potato"
Yuske and Kuwabara pin josh down.
Potato is always my key word
you whip out your cell and call up cinnamon you hear a ringing and she turns the corner.
she sees you and runs over "hey whats the sich"
"we want you to help do joshes make up"
you pull out your Headwig and the Angry Itch sound track.
"alright this is what we want" on the cover was a cross dressing male in some heavy make up I'm talkin Dolly Parton meets the glitter fairy
"I call eyes. Kayko you do lips. Cinnamon you do the rest."
"gotcha chief" cinnamon answers happily
two and a half minutes later you finish.
"I'd say you look pretty darn spiffy if I do say so myself" you do say so yourself.
"hey I gotta go study hard and don't drop out like me ok" cinnamon says
"of course" you say
you slip her a twenty and say "be careful please and you can always come back to school"
she nods yall wave good bye
josh won't stop begging you to take off his makeup
you get so fed up
"please I have a lacrosse game today. What will the guys think"
"fine ill take it off if you shut up"
"ok"
you snap your fingers and it disappears
they gang bothers you for another block until you reach the school about how you did that
"hey the bell just rang so we gotta get to class first yall gotta go to the office though" you say
"kome on boys and gurls ill take u to the principals office i was gonna get called their anyway im spossed to get yelled at" said josh
"oh no what did u do this time" said boton
you just sighed and shook your head and pointed to somegraphite on the wall and said questionalying "was it u"
"no i think it was that stalker dude of urs" the gangs chin hit the floor
hiei looked like he could kill
kuruma looked concerned
yuske and kuwa just looked shocked
keyko looked a little envoyus at ur attention and really worried
"larry rite"
"damn not agin" said boton
"at least he hasnt come around in a long time" u said optimistically "..wait... nope hes behind that bush but hey ive not been raped yet in any case i cant get another tardy im running out of excuses laterz" u said annoyed and rushed off
larry darted out and went behind a tree he did this a few times till he went in the building
kuwa said amazed "wow shes hot but she has a stalker"
"yea a few to be more spefic" anwsered boton "well looks like im gonna be late if i dont hurry bye" she called over her shoulder as she ran off
"well looks like its just us now" said josh as he laughed evily hiei took outhis knife(come on its america how do u walk around with a sword) josh just said "hey calm down i was just kidding wow lets hope u have a class withe me lilly or boton all day to keep u out of trouble yikes"
hiei slid thekife back in his shoe
"any how lets go" he said and pulled the gang off to the office
ff to office
"so these are the new students" said a secratarry the gang looked up at the big brested stuffy red in the face rather plump face of the secratarry
"yes mam" anwsered josh quickly "and may i say u are looking very stunning this fine morning"
"i already told you that flattery wont help it hurts now the principal is in her office march" she said crudly he bowed his head and walked off she turned back to the gang and asked "have you met any one else here"
an ugly assistant came over he looked over keyko a few times she shivered (this is what the guys are like at my school perves) yuske pulled her in to himself
kuruma anwsered "yes mam our friend lilly i belive she said shed be happy to show us around"
she huffed as the boy sighed and walked away "well i cant pull her out of class rite now so hmm i guess randal will show u to ur classes now"
the boy ran back and the intros began he showed them to thier classes
kuwa yuske kurama had first with josh it was gym
keyko had first with boton in english and
hiei had first with u in math so thats all for now
sorry i have been at debate camp i just got home yesterday
discalaimer: i own nothing but the characters i made up and you can tell who they are
i love yall