The Mask: MI2 Parody

by illigitimate luv child

This story confronts the real issues, for one, how pathetic MI2 really was! If there was a flaw in MI2 this story mocks it. A Complete cop out of MI2, those who like Tom Cruise or are offended easily have been warned. Rating may go up in further chapters

2. Chapter 1: My Best Friend

Author's Note: Yeah, another shorty, enjoy. Next chapter will be longer, but bear with me for now.

Disclaimer:I pity the person who owns MI2.

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Scene change to a bag being carried. Hairy old man is carrying. His watch is counting down; 19:47:15, 19:47:14, etc.

Voice over: I beg you Dimitri, come to Sydney and accompany me to Atlanta immediately. However we travel I must reach my destination within 20 hrs of my departure.

Hairy old man goes outside and sees blurry children singing 'ring a ring a rosy' around a statue.

Scene change to Airport. Bag goes on the x-ray conveyor belt.

Guard: What's this, then? (holding up urn).

Hairy old russian: My best friend.

Guard: (shutdown) oh.