Author's Note: Yeah, not much to say, apart from R&R, I wanna know what you guys think.
Disclaimer: Don't own MI2, gladly.
Scene change to plane's cabin.
Captain: Folks we're a little over two and a half hours from touchdown in Atlanta, but if you look to your left...
Everyone looks to left, plane tips towards the left, then straightens.
Captain: Hahaha, had you going there. And anyway, we'll soon be crossing the southern section of the Rocky Mountains, a range which includes more than 50 peaks rising above 14,000 feet. And you're not really listening, because no one ever lisens to the captain, but might I remind you who is actually flying the plane.
Ethan Hunt is sitting next to the Hairy Russian, otherwise known as Dr Nekwhorevich.
Ethan: You keep looking at your watch as though your life depended upon it, have you ever flown before, doctor...
Nekwhorevich: Ya?
Ethan: You're nervous is it your first time?
Nekwhorevich: No I've been nervous before.
Ethan: Uhuh, right well don't worry you'll soon be with old friends.
Nekwhorevich: I'm with an old friend now. (places hand on Ethan's thigh and flutters his eyelashes at him).
Ethan looks uncomfortable.
Ethan: I'm sorry it couldn't be under happier circumstances.
Nekwhorevich: Oh no I'm sorry, I didn't know you weren't ... u know.
Ethan coughs.
Nekwhorevich: You know Gradski thought the world of you.
Ethan: He was quite a man. Lovely abs. Did he know that you two had succeeded, before he went to the dark side?
Neckwhorevich: Yes, he knew, just -
Ethan: not in time to save him.
Neckwhorevich: Yes, after you've lived with Chimera for twenty hours, the dark side doesn't seem so bad. Not even Bananaphone can't save you.
Neckwhorevich pats his bag.
Ethan: You carry them together? Safely?
Neckwhorevich: Huh? Oh no, I'm listening to a song that's got a great beat to it. But you're going to get us to a safe place anyway.
Captain: This is your captain again. We're experiencing a slight drop in cabin pressure. What! That much! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I mean, stay calm everyone, never fear I will ... fix this problem.
Everyone passes out, despite their oxygen masks.
Co pilot passes out.
Ethan comes back.
Neckwhorevich: It seems I have a slight problem Dmitri.
Ethan looks at Neckwhorevich's pants - they're wet.
Ethan: You disgust me. Oh and by the way I'm an imposter.
Ethan grabs the bag and takes off the mask, revealing his true identity - Sean Ambrose (dramatic music, bump bump bump).
Ambrose: Ulrich, pull the Number 2 tank out and dump it, it's potential evidence; they can trace our DNA from our shit.
Ulrich: Chya, when'd you figure that out?
Ambrose: No I mean our shit, as in faeces. Number 2 tank, go dispose of it.
Ulrich: (under his breath) prick.
Ulrich returns and they parachute out of the plane.