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Author: ShaneXvga
Idea: Ed creates a machine so that he can make everyone shorter than himself.
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Title:
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Smaller Than Me
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Edward Elric laughed crazily as he completed his invention.
"Soon I shall be the tallest being in the world!" He laughed crazily at this.
"What was that brother?" said Alphonse coming into the room, the seven foot tall Armour heard a loud click from something in Edwards hand and suddenly he was looking up at his brother for the first time in nearly ten years.
Ed laughed Crazily, "It works, it actually works, I shall now show that Colonel Bastard!" He walked out of the room leaving a 2 foot Al behind him that yelled at him to stop.
"Hello Colonel Bastard!" Said Ed as he walked into Colonel Roy Mustangs office.
"Is that anyway to address your superior in everything, including intelligence and height?" He asked mockingly.
CLICK!
He was suddenly 2 feet tall. "Who's taller now?" Asked the crazy blond-headed alchemist. Mustang pulled on his white gloves.
"You shall die for this! Women don't like SHORT men!" Colonel Bastard screamed 'Though I can look up their mini-skirts when I finally succeed in my mission' he thought.; luckily for Edward his alchemy was directly affected by his height and he could only make small sparks. Ed walked out of Mustangs office laughing his head off.
CLICK!
Hawkeye shrunk along with her pistol which now only shot with the power of a cap-gun.
CLICK!
Breda was now only 2 feet high, the dog was now larger than him. He ran out of the office screaming. Luckily for the rest of the military they had had a party last night and hadn't come in today.
Edward walked down the street clicking away.
CLICK!
The florist who had called him a midget two years ago was 2 feet tall.
CLICK!
The bartender who had said he was too short to drink was 2 feet tall, smaller than his beer barrel which he was carrying. He was quickly trapped under-neath it. Edward continued to laugh.
CLICK!
CLICK!
CLICK!
CLICK!
All the people on the block were now 2 feet tall. They screamed as they ran away from the laughing Ed.
CLICK!
The first person in the special military response squad was now 2 feet tall. He yelled for his comrades to retreat before they shared they same fate.
CLICK!
CLICK!
CLICK!
They were now all midgets. The special response squad went running away.
Edward heard a beeping coming from the device. The low battery light went on and then faded. Suddenly everyone he had turned into midgets became normal sized again.
Edward screamed as he realized he was surrounded.
"I get to fry him first!" Yelled Mustang pushing his way through the crowd.
I get him next!" Yelled Alphonse and Hawkeye in unison.
Ed groaned as the world around him burst into flame.
"WHY AM I STILL SHORT!"
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A/N hope you liked it...it was just kinda random...I have no excuse...I apologize for this. I'm still gonna post it though!