Scene change to Nyah cruising along in a moped. Listening to The Ketchup Song.
Nyah's 'car phone' rings.
Nyah looks at it and decides to answer it.
Nyah: Yello?
Ethan: Would you mind slowing down? I can't keep up.
Ethan is driving a kid's peddle pushed red corvett, even though the car is small he fits perfectly into it, three guesses why.
Nyah: Where'd you get this number. I don't even have it.
Ethan: I find that very hard to believe. (waves phonebook in the air, but drops it and it flies back and hits another car's windscreen). Oh shit. (calls back to car that has swerved off the road and down a cliff) Sorry.
She hangs up, phone rings again. She doesn't answer it.
Ethan uses all his effort to peddle his way up beside her.
Ethan: Pull over and listen to me, will you? Just listen... In fact you don't even have to listen, just look like your listening.
Nyah: Listen to what?
Ethan: I need your help, and I think you can use mine.
Nyah: Your help? What are you talking about?
Ethan: Look at you, you're a friget bitch, you need a screwing, and soon.
Nyah: Oh bloody hell you're a spy.
Nyah speeds off.
Ethan: Ahh shit. (peddles as hard as he can).
Ethan keeps ringing her. A strange fog drops suddenly and unexpectedly on the road.
Ethan looks at the 'GPS' sticker on his dashboard. There's a really tight curve ahead. Nyah couldn't possibly make it at that speed.
Nyah reaches curve, spins car and opens door. Falls off a cliff. Ethan jumps from his toy car and dives after Nyah.
Predictably she's hanging on to the door handle.
Ethan grabs her wrist.
Nyah: Well this is a bit of a pickle, isn't it.
Ethan: Don't look down, just look at me.
Nyah: With a face like that I'd rather be looking atmy impending death.
Ethan: Fine be that way, dangle for all I care.
Nyah: Please I'm sorry, you're right I am a bitch.
Ethan: No I said frigit bitch.
Nyah: Fine I admit it 'I need a screwing'.
Ethan: Really? Well in that case.
Ethan pulls her up off the cliff face in record time.
Nyah: That might have been a little too enthusiastic.
Ethan: Hey, I need a screwing as well, do you know anyone that's eager to shag a 2 foot dwarf. And don't say Katie Homes.
Nyah thinks for a minute. Then changes the subject.
Nyah: What's your name?
Ethan: Does that really matter?
Nyah: I never screw anyone I don't know.
Ethan: I'm Ethan, you're Nyah. Now let's get on with it.
Ethan and Nyah make out.
Cut to next scene
Ethan and Nyah are lying in bed.
Ethan wakes up and rolls over. THUMP. He falls on the floor.
Nyah laughs.
Ethan tries to change the subject.
Ethan: Uh... uh... what do u have against spies?
Nyah: Well, for one your recruiting technique. I mean I have to sleep with a guy who comes up to my knees.
Ethan: God you're beautiful.
Nyah giggles.
Audience rolls their eyes.
Ethan and Nyah make out. Nyah forgetting Ethan's height.