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Chapter Two- Super Smash Bros. Melee
A few hours later, they got bored of Hangman and started inspecting the paper. They found a rectangular flat object with numbers on it that were constantly changing. Right now it said 00:03 then 00:02 ...
Two seconds later there was a big explosion, and there were black figures stuck to the ground and to the outer walls of the Kamiya Dojo. There was also a Nintendo Gamecube and a Super Smash Brothers Melee case with instructions.
A really short figure with a spiky head pulled himself off followed by the others. They dusted themselves off. Aoshi went away to do the laundry because his trench coat was ruined, and Sanosuke left to cower inside the dojo because he was now convinced that there was evil.
Everybody started looking at the stuff.
"(Yahiko) Whoa. This is much more complicated than that paper."
"(Kaoru) reading and connecting wires you can say that again."
"(Yahiko) Whoa. Th..."
"(Kaoru) Stupid..."
Eventually, everything was connected and ready except there was no outlet.
"(Ayame Suzume) We know!"
They took the outlet thingy and stuck it on Misao's head. The power turned on.
"(Everyone)..."
"(Omasu) Well that worked."
Everyone looked at the manual and picked characters. Kenshin was Link, Kaoru was Zelda/Sheik, Yahiko was Ness, Ayame and Suzume took turns as Ice Climbers, Megumi was Fox McCloud, Dr.Genzai was Samus, Okina was Captain Falcon, Omasu was Pikachu, Okon was Kirby, Kuro was Bowser, Shiro was DK, Sano, and Aoshi would be Peach, Yoshi, or a Mystery Character if any of them decided to play..
When they actually started fighting, Kenshin lost every single time because he was too polite to actually attack and stayed on the defensive until Kaoru picked up the Hammer and knocked him off the screen.
Kaoru started turning into Sheik, but Yahiko did a PK Thunder. The sound of Zelda screaming was heard for a few seconds.
When Yahiko started cheering, Kaoru hit him with her bokken which made him lose his concentration. This gave Ayame and Suzume the chance to Squall Hammer and Ness went BYE-BYE!
Megumi wasn't in the mood to make A&S cry, so she settled for Fire Foxing Okina. Unfortunately, he Falcon Punched her, and she was blasted off the screen as well.
Okina, Kuro, and Shiro were about to attack Omasu and Okon at the same time with another Falcon Punch, Bowser Bomb, and Spinning Kong, and Okon was about to use Final Cutter, but Omasu used Thunder and all four of them left the screen. Then she ran into a Bob-omb.
The only characters left were the Ice Climbers (A&S) and Samus (Dr.Genzai).
Samus did a Screw Attack and Nana flew off the screen.
"(Dr.Genzai) Yes! I win! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"(Everyone)..."
"(Kaoru) Excuse me, Dr.Genzai? There's still the blue one. You only got the pink one."
"(Dr.Genzai) Oh."
Then the blue Ice Climber did a Belay (Although not as effective without both Climbers) and Dr.Genzai lost.
Sano wanted to play because it looked like fun, and Aoshi's trench coat finally looked perfect again, and he wanted to play too. They had a Melee of Ice Climbers (A&S) vs. Peach [Sano (ha-ha!)] vs. Yoshi (Aoshi).
Sanosuke KO'ed the blue Climber, and started searching frantically for the pink on e but couldn't find it.
"(Kenshin) ...Sano, they already lost."
"(Sanosuke) Oh."
Then Aoshi, being such a perfectionist KO'ed Sano without getting any damage at all.
"(Misao) Can I play now?"
"(Yahiko) 'Course not, you're the outlet remember?"
"(Misao) But it's not my fault I'm hyper!"
"(K92) Here's the pizza you ordered!"
"(Everyone)...Pizza?"
"(A&S) Yay! Our Pizza's here!"
"(Everyone)..."