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Chapter Four- Internet
K92- B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but w-w-w-w-what are you doing here?"
Somehow, everyone ended up in my living room.
Misao with all her hyper-er-erness was the first to talk.
Misao- Idon'tknowHiWhoareyouI'mMisaoIlikesugardoyoulikesugarWhereamIWhatisthisplace Ithinkit'scoolDon'tyouIlikeitIlikeitalotWheredoyoucomefromIsthiswhereyoulive IliveintheAoiyaI livewithJiyaOkonOmasuKuroandShiroDoyouwanttobemyfriend?
K92- Uhh...yes, you're in my house, yes, this where I come from, yes, and...uhh...yes.
Misao- Yay! gives me a suffocating hug
Omasu- Misao! You're choking her!
Misao- Oh. lets go and I drop to the floor
A loud rumbling sound is heard.
K92- Sano, there a whole watermelon on the table, Yahiko and Kaoru can practice with the wooden swords in the closet over there, Kenshin, there's dirty laundry upstairs, Megumi and Dr.Genzai, I think you can should a look at Sano over there, he looks sick. Everyone else do whatever you want.
Kaoru- How do you know who we are and why should we do what you tell us to do?
K92- points to television ...and....AACK!!! Ayame and Suzume! Shield your eyes!
The T.V. was showing the part where Sano was sticking the middle finger at Saitou.
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K92- Anyways, you have to do what I tell you, because I'm the author of all that is happening, and I can force you to.
Yahiko- Alright, then let's see you try!
K92- Fine with me, Yahiko-chan.
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Yahiko- FINE! I'LL DO IT!
K92- trying to breathe ...finally... cough, cough
Okina- But I still don't see ho-
While I am typing, duct tape appears and sticks itself onto Okina's mouth.
Later...
Misao- whatcha doin?
K92- This is called a computer. I'm playing on the internet right now. It's a game called Pillow Fight. You move around with these arrow keys and you throw pillows by pressing the long button over here which is called a spacebar. You pick up pillows by walking over them. If you get hit, you can't move for a while, and you lose the pillow you were holding. Get it?
Misao- I think so. Let me try!
Twenty minutes later...
Misao- I've been playing this whole time, and I still can't win!
K92- Don't worry, it takes practice. You'll get used to it eventually.
Eventually...
Misao- I lost again!
K92- Any minute now.
Any minute now...
Misao- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! So close!
K92- Sooner or later.
Sooner or later...
Wins: 0 Losses: 759
Misao- Himura! Get over here!
Kenshin- What is it Misao-dono?
Misao- Here, you try! You play like this...
Three days later...
Kaoru- Bakas! You've been at it for days and you still didn't win even once?
Everyone- Yup.
Kaoru- Let me try...this is hard.
K92- LIKE THIS YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........see? That's how you play!
Everybody- Oh.
K92- smacks fore head Damn you guys are stupid...
Everyone started playing again and actually won.
Yahiko- ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!! NEW HIGH SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K92- Let me see...only 21? At that rate you'll never beat my high score! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yahiko- Well? What is your high score?
K92- 40.
Everyone- WHAT!?
K92- Here, let me play again...YAY!!!!! NEW HIGH SCORE!!!!!!!!!1
Everyone stares as I get 51. Yahiko plays again furiously and ends up with a score of -1.
K92- Great job Yahiko, great job. Here's a prize! gives him the same type of bomb that was on the paper
00:05, 00:04...
Yahiko- Uh-oh.
BOOM!!! Yahiko was reunited with the wall and blackness, along with the words
YOU SUCK!!!!! Again with the sweat drops.
K92- Okay, lets play something else now! I think we can play...uh-oh.
Okon- What's wrong?
K92- I think we should blindfold Kenshin first.
Kenshin- Oro?
K92- You'll see why soon enough.
Later...
Kaoru- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I can't stand to watch!
K92- What? I don't see anything wrong with this game. It's just Star Craft: Blood War. All you have to do is collect crystals, make buildings and stuff, and kill the other people. That's all.
Kenshin- undoes blindfold Let me try.
K92- Whoa Kenshin, you're good at this. Hey, I thought you vowed never to kill again.
Kenshin- Why would I do that?
K92- Huh? Oh. No wonder you've been acting strangely since we've started.
Battousai- Shut up, I'm losing.
K92- And you didn't even finish the laundry! That's it. types and rosary appears around Kenshin's neck BAD DOG!!! SIT!!!!!
Battousai goes splat on the carpet.
OROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K92- No more Star Craft for you. Now let's see...light bulb I know! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiro- Kuro?
Kuro- What?
Shiro- I have a bad feeling about this.