Disclaimer: Okay, this is the last one, I'm using this one for this chapter and the all of the of the others.

Also, I'm switching how everybody talks to the Anime Version.

Chapter Five: Volleyball

Okay, these are the teams, cause I'm not going to say them over and over:

1)Kenshin, Sano, Misao, Yahiko, Dr.Genzai, Omasu and Suzume.
2)Kaoru, Aoshi, Megumi, Ayame, Okina, Kuro, Shiro, and Okon.

ROUND ONE

Omasu- WAIT A SEC! The teams aren't even!

K92- You have Kenshin, that's fair enough for me.

Kuro serves.

Sano- I GOT IT! I GOT IT!!!

SMACK!

ROUND TWO

Yahiko- GOT IT!

K92- (smacks forehead) You' re supposed to hit it with your HAND, you idiot! You're not supposed hit it with your sword.

ROUND THREE

Yahiko- This one's mine!...AAAAAAAAAAARRGH!

Yahiko is clutching his hand, and the ball is three inches in front of him.

K92- Fine! Use the damned sword! Just don't blow up the ball.

ROUND FOUR

Yahiko serves, and the ball goes over to Aoshi...who used his kodachi. The ball blew up.

K92- I TOLD YOU NOT TO BLOW UP THE BALL!

ROUND...(the author must confess to have lost track of the round number)
Well, EVENTUALLY, everybody got the hang of it(eventually as in a few days).

Kaoru- I'll get this one! OW!

Everything goes into slow motion as Kaoru starts falling.

Kenshin- MIISSS KAOOORUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Runs all the way over to the other side and picks her up.

K92- WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!??!!??!?

Kenshin- Oro?

Drop.

Kaoru- KENSHIN! YOU JERK!

SMACK!!!!!

Kenshin- ORO!

K92- One more thing.

Kenshin- What is it?

K92- LAUNDRY!

DOOF!

Kenshin- Orooooooooooo...

ROUND TWO THOUSAND EIGHTY NINE

Omasu- I'll get it!

Misao- Omasu! Watch out for that.................tree.

ROUND TWO THOUSAND NINETY

Omasu- I got it! I got it!

Misao- Watch out for that...(smacks forehead)

Omasu fell into the Kenshin shaped hole in the ground.

Misao- hole.

ROUND THREE THOUSAND

Dr.Genzai gets the ball.

Dr.Genzai- MY BACKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Okina does the set thingy.

Okina- AACK! I BROKE MY HAND!!!

ROUND THREE THOUSAND FORTY NINE

Shiro kicks the ball and it goes soaring.

K92- THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL! I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR HANDS!

ROUND THREE THOUSAND FIFTY

Shiro hits the ball and it goes soaring.

K92- Fly birdie, FLY!...whoops, damn my mental insanity...

Everybody- (backs away slowly)

K92-Anyways, OUT OF BOUNDS!

Finally, they all run like the wind.

K92- (sigh)Well, you know what they say, procrastination is the key to being gifted.

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Thank you's(I should have done this a longtime ago):

shendo- who reviewed first

Emmy- for reviewing and being my best friend

YukiAngel28- for reviewing every single frickin chapter

Himura-chan- for reviewing and thinking that the glossary was useful

Time Mistress- for putting me on her author alert thingamabob and reviewing

Evil Scientist- for reviewing

NekoYokai- for reviewing

Roaring Flame- ditto

Personage- "

Also, coming soon:

Chapter 6- Parcheesi

Chapter 7- Battling Ships

Chapter 8- The Return of SSMB

I'll update as soon as I can! Sorry about this one, I just MOVED to a new a new house...