Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or Calvin and Hobbes...I do own a copy of of it though.
Chapter Six: Pachisi...Okay, Maybe Not
K92- Okay, everybody pack your bags! We're going to go over to a house of a good friend of mine!
Kenshin- Oro?
A few blocks away...
???- Do re mi fa so la ti do! A sparrow alights upon a tree branch! But this is no ordinary sparrow! Swaying gently in the breeze, he prepares to burst into rapturous melody!... ON TOP OF SPAGHETTIIIIIIIIII!!! ALL COVERED WITH CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!! I LOST MY POOR MEEEEEEEEEEEAAATBALLLLLLLLL!!! WH-
K92- CALVIN! WE'RE HEEEEEEEEEERE!
Calvin- Alright! I'm gonna beat you this time! HOBBES!!!
K92- Okay, now let's play!
Calvin- HOOOOOOOBBBBBBEESSSSSSSSS!!!
Yahiko- HEY! WHAT ABOUT US!?
K92- Oh, right, I almost forgot about you...
Yahiko- WHAT!?
K92- Sorry about that...I know! You can be the playing pieces!
Kaoru- What playing pieces?
Calvin- HOBBBBBBBEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K92- (sigh) I'll get him...
Omasu- Who's Hobbes?
K92- Calvin's stuffed tiger. Calvin can get a 'little' weird sometimes. He acts as if that thing is real. Okay, now that we've got Hobbes...(typing)
The Kenshin-Gumi shrink down to the size of paper clips.
K92- Okay! We're ready Calvin!
Calvin- I go first! I go first!
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Calvin- Screw Pachisi! Let's play Calvinball!
K92- Okay. I get to choose the rules this time, since you chose last time. Okay, let's fight each other with rubberbands, the souvenier wooden swords I got from the Medieval Times exhibit, and fly swatters! Everybody pair up, it's going to be like a tournament. If you get hit, you have to say a quote. If you can't do that in the next ten seconds, you lose. The winner moves on to the next fight. Got it?
The Kenshin-Gumi return to normal size.
Okina- Hmm...what does this have to do with balls? It's called Calvinball, is it not?
K92- Absolutely nothing. The only rule is that you never play it the same way!
Kenshin-Gumi- (sweatdrop)
K92- Now let's begin!
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Calvin- The great T-Rex focuses on it's prey! He shoots! He scores! (Translation- He is aiming for Sanosuke, shoots a rubberband, and hits him in the you-know-what.)
Sanosuke- Aargh! Yeh busted me bagpipes!
Meanwhile, Yahiko and Kaoru are busy striking and parrying with wooden swords. The same with Aoshi Kenshin, Okina Misao, Kuro Shiro, Okon Omasu, K92 is referee, and Megumi Dr. Genzai Ayame Suzume are cheerleaders.
All of a sudden, Yahiko takes out his fly swatter, and gets Kaoru on the head.
Kaoru- Uh...this ring is for you. (From Kaoru Ecstatic! Kenshin's Proposal?)
All of a sudden Kenshin starts blushing letting Aoshi get in a blow. Also, Yahiko starts laughing like crazy and Kaoru hits him with the rubberband.
Yahiko Kenshin-(in unison) AAIIYYAHHHHH!!! (Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures)
While Misao was watching, Okina got in a cheap shot.
Misao- ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI!!! ALL COVERED WITH CHEEEEEESE!!!
A&S- I lost my poor meeeeeeaaatballl...
Kenshin manages to hit Aoshi.
A&S- YAY! GO UNCLE KEN!
Aoshi-...
K92- OUT!
Kaoru hits Yahiko again.
Yahiko- I RECALL THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOUR BED! (Seijuurou Hiko)
Kaoru continues pummeling Yahiko who has no time to say any more quotes.
K92- OUT!
Okon hits Omasu.
Omasu- Master Hiko! I think you're so cool!
Okon- NO! I DO!
Omasu- I DO!
Okon- I DO!
K92- I think you're both disqualified!
Okon Omasu-(in unison) WHAT!?
Kuro hits Shiro.
Shiro-(singing) I can do any thing better than you can do, I can do anything better than you. (The laundry detergent commercial)
Kuro-(singing) No you can't!
Shiro-(singing) Yes I can!
Kuro-(singing) No you can't!
Shiro-(singing) Yes I caaaaaaaaan!
Then, they both got into a fight, but you can't see what's going on because of the dust clouds. Eventually, everything clears up, and both of them are lying on the ground.
K92- Umm...guys? Are you dead? (pokes with a stick) Okay, looks like they can't participate anymore.
Okina was hit by Misao.
Okina- She looks like a weasel(Saitou).
Misao smacked him on the head and he fell unconcious.
Then, Calvin shot another rubberband and hit Sanosuke in the same spot(AGAIN!) and Sanosuke fell unconcious too.
K92- Alright guys! Take a break! We will begin round 2 in a five minutes!
Thanks for the reviews guys! I appreciate it! Also, I promised to do Battleships next chapter, but I'm having a major writer's block. If you have any ideas for that, please tell me. Any way, next time, part two!
Reviews:
Inuyasha's Nuna(this means older sister by the way)- Thanks Jaisy! Glad you like it!
The Hitokiri Battousai- Yeah, I'm going to make it as funny as possible.
Goddess/Priestess Writer- Thanks!