Oh my god... I'm SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED! I have no excuse... v.v
Disclaimer: I don't own Kenshin...
Chapter 9- The Mental Hospital
Inside a certain mental person's room...
SS- MOOHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE YOU NOW!
Kenshin-gumi- (tied to the ceiling fan)...
Misao- (whispering to Kaoru) What do we do now?
Kaoru- Uhh...I don't know...uhh...stare at random things?
Kenshin- Why do you have trees in your house, SS-dono?
SS- ...Because it's Christmas, and my parents were too lazy to get a real tree, so they got two little ones.
Aoshi-...
SS- ...well at least they have ribbons on them...
Everyone- (sweatdrop)
Yahiko- (whispering) Quick! While she's distracted!
Okina- ...You do know that we're tied to the weird rotating thing on the ceiling right?
Ayame and Suzume- We're getting dizzy...
Yahiko- ...If you didn't notice, there's a string there. Try pulling it.
(Kenshin pulls the string)
Kuro- Nothing happened...
Shiro- Uhh...do you feel something?
Okon- If you're talking about the growth on your toe, yes.
Shiro- ...
Kenshin- Uhh...sessha really does feel something de gozaru yo.
(ceiling fan moves faster)
Everyone- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SS- ...You shouldn't have done that...
(the ropes break and everybody topples to the ground)
Yahiko- AAH! GET OFF ME TORI-ATA...oh...it's the ceiling fan...
SS- ...Where is Sanosuke?
Kaoru- Someone took him away somewhere.
SS- WHAT?
In the mental hospital...
Sanosuke- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Random person- ...It's a toilet...
Sanosuke- WHAT IS THIS EVIL PLACE?
Person- Sir...you asked to go to the bathroom...
Sanosuke- (Futae no Kiwamis the toilet)
(Toilet blows up and floods the building)
Sanosuke- SAVE MEEEEEEEE! ...This water tastes weird...
Person- ...
Outside of the building...
SS- Uhh...I think this is it...
Misao- They put mental people in here?
Yahiko- Yea, people like Sanosuke...and you.
Misao- WHAT? (picks up Yahiko and throws him at the nearest person AKA Kenshin)
Omasu- It seems like a nice place to me.
Kenshin- Oroooooooooooo...Sessha thinks Sessha hears something.
(Door opens and the Kenshin-gumi are soaked in toilet water)
Aoshi- (trenchcoat is ruined again) ...(goes off to the cleaners)
Okina- Hey! This water tastes really good!
SS- Oo
(sirens)
SS- ...I think...I should send you back now...Oo
Kamiya Dojo...
Kaoru- ...That was...weird...
Misao- Yup.
Aoshi- ...(sewing frantically) Note: his trenchcoat is still at the cleaners.
SS: YAY! A FREE TRENCHCOAT!