"Oh Sarah, I love you, let me have you!"
"Oh Joshua If only I…" BANG! A Playboy magazine smacks the side of the tv, crumbling in pieces on the floor. A voice speaks breaking the silence,
"Not the crappy soaps again! Who in their right mind would put on this garbage?" The voice belonged to a beautiful purpled haired woman, she seemed trashy, wearing short shorts, with a generous low cut shirt, her hair pulled back by a headband. She was lounged out on what looked like a moth eaten couch.
A voice shortly answered her,
"The television station Faye" she turned her head slowly and glanced at the handsome messy haired gentleman, he leaned up against a wall and pulled out a cigarette.
"Spike.. you think after 200 years of television, they would learn to put some decent crap on.." Faye clearly said, Spike just shrugged at her and rolled her eyes, exhaling a cloud of smoke.
"They probably know you are watching Faye" a small smirk appears on his face as he speaks, Faye shows him a cheesy smile and sticks her middle finger up at him, and turns around. "where's the kid?" asked Spike, he moved over to the chair next to Faye, and snuffed out his cigarette on the table, and lazily laid back in his chair. His eyes couldn't help but glance at the smooth and highly exposed legs of Faye, and she waved a single hand in his face.
"My face is right here big guy" Spike's eyes finally focus on Faye's beautiful face, he too smiles cheesy like and raises a hand to scratch the back of his head.
"Ever heard of pants Faye?" he smirked at her.
"Not that you would want me to be wearing any" She answered back slyly. "the kid is outside, repairing the ships I believe" Spike's eyes widened and shook his head,
"You let her near my ship Faye?" He yelled sounding extremely panicked, Faye blinked at him.
"What?" Spike lowered his head and his voice still remained raised, but a little calmer.
"The last time we let Ed near the ships she cut my break wire and stuck glue on the pilot's seat!" Faye smiled widely at him, raising a hand to her mouth.
"You forget the positive thing Ed did Spike…. She put an air bag in at least." Spike shook his head and stood up from his chair and headed to the back door, Faye laughed loudly and full heartedly. As Spike extended his hand to the door knob, it turned.
The door flew open and standing there was a man wearing a white singlet shirt and a pair of black cargo pants, his face is a little wrinkled, his left eye had a giant scar, he has hardly any hair, in fact the top of his head was bald. In one of his hands, held by the shirt was a lanky long legged, red headed childe, wearing a pair of pilot goggles around her neck.
"Ed was in the gravity chamber again.." Spikes face had a wave of relief was over him, and stood out of the way. The man dropped Ed on the ground, she soon got to her feet and dusted herself off, she notices the television and her eyes widen.
"Ooooo Cartoons" She rushed over to the television quickly turning it on, and then began to watch it. Spike and Faye both blinked at Ed before returning their sights back to man.
"You got us a job Jet?' Spike questions with s mile, he slips his hand in his pocked to withdraw another cigarette.
"Yep" he moved out of the way of the way of the door, and standing there was a curvy pretty girl, she had raven black hair, they sat neatly at her shoulders. "This is Hotaru"
"Nice to meet you all" the small girl said sweetly, Spike puffed smoke from his cigarette, giving her a small nod in acknowledgement. Faye just scans over Hotaru like a bad smell and said nothing.
"Ahem, she has information on our next target, and she is willing to pay us 100 million big ones if we can capture a man named, Darien.."
"Darien Sheilds" Hotaru interrupted, Spike smiled widely, showing a sign of sudden interest.
"You are willing to pay us 100 million dollars to capture 1 man?" Hotaru nodded quietly.
"I could pay you half now in advance" she said softly. Faye looked at Hotaru and then back at Spike, a smile forming large across her face.
"I don't know about you guys, but I am so in!"