Last time on JELLO AND UNDERWEARRRRRRrrrrrrrrrkjffpbnsfpinbq;'aiowehgorouafdbjlkadfnbdbenbiiep . …
Kurama was spotted by the gang in a almost-wearing-nothing lingere store!
Everyone: O.O
Kurama: oO DON't lOOk aT MEeeEEee…. I am ashamed ;.;...
Hiei: O.O Good mother of moldy kittens
Sesshy::stares at hiei: Moldy kittens...?
Hiei: it was a spur of the moment thing...
Miroku: well you could've said something more catchy like... Holy rusted metal batman!...
Sango: oo I think you people arrreee (yesh arrreee) missing the point
Kagome: OO INUYASHA TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD
Inuyasha::sporting multiple thongs placed on his head and hanging off his ears: do these make my butt look big?
Kagome: Oo;;;;;;;
Kali::clinging to Kuramas leg nearly sobbing: WHYYyyYYY! Didn't I teach you well enough! Don't talk with your mouth full unless insulting someone, make grapejuice out of lemons and NEVER WALK INTO THIS STORE UNLESS YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING FOR MY SISTER (Kali if you take offence to that please tell me oO;;;)
Kurama: ;---; I'M SoOOo ASHAAAAMED... :throws himself to the floor: I'M NOT WORTHYYYyy
Hiei: Good brother of shredded cheddar man... Get up oO; You're embarrassing yourself and everyone else here...
Sesshy: Oo brother? Shredded cheddar?
Miroku: oo...
Sae: O-o hiei... Just stop... just...stop...
Hiei:
Kurama::sniffle:
Manager: STOP CREATING A SCENE! GET OUT
:Everyone is tossed out and end up falling over the railing from the force:
Kali: gawd damnit xX
Sesshy: ;.; EEP! I'm being squishied!
Hiei: OO WHO'S HAND IS ON MY BUTT!
Kagome: oO Hiei don't feel yourself up we're in public...
Hiei: insolate woman how dare you frame me of groping myself... :Hiei feels a squeeze and jumps away from the pile: OO BLOODY !$#&?
Sesshy: ;.; squishied...
Miroku: oO... :Thought Hiei was Sango... he stares at his hand like this OO...: OO...
Sango::crawls out: my hip!
:The gang hears hellsing music and look around cluelessly for the speakers blasting this music: (if you want to know what it sounds like you c an try and do a search for 'Logos Naki World' oO if you can't find a download... I'm sorry Oo;)
Voice: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another voice: HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Kali: OO THE PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS HAVE COME FOR MEEEE
Sae: O.o :looks up: O.O MARTHA AND PACO!
Martha: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
Paco: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FUDGE
Martha: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM EVIL GOPHERS
Paco: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITH OUR TOASTERS
Martha: TO PRESENT THE PLEASURES OF SUGAR AND SPICE
Paco: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO KALI'S PANTS
Kali: oO git away
Martha: MARTHA
Paco: PACO
Martha: TEAM BOP-IT BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
Paco: SURRENDER NOW OR... DIE!
Llama::llama noise:
:Everyone is standing now and staring at the infamous camel wrestlers from canda (no this is not an anime or manga so don't worry about knowing them ;;):
Sango: oo... You guys know these people?
Everyone but Sae, Kali, and Sesshy (just because he's clueless and doesn't notice Sango speaking::Shakes their heads and mutters of nope, no clue and lets leave, are heard:
The previously said::leave into a department store and will not be heard from until the next chapter:
Sesshy::looks around: o.o we've been abandoned girls... WHAT SHOULD WE DO! WE'll STarVE!
Sae: oo it'll be ok Sesshy just follow my instructions... Now... Breathe in :Sesshy inhales: Breathe out :Exhale: Breathe in... Breathe out... Breathe out... Breathe out... Repeat... :Sesshy begins turning blue from lack of air: Breathe in
Sesshy::pants and becomes tired and sits: ;.; so... tired...
Martha and Paco: ... Ahem?
Kali::blinkblink: OH YEA!
Sae: :begins singing the 'Can't touch this' song and moon walks:
Paco: Oo WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR TAMPONS
Martha: oo Furbies Paco... Furbies...
Paco: oo... Right... FURBIES!
Martha: --;;
Kali: BOO YA! WE Don't HAVE Furbies
:A sound emits from sesshys overly large sleeve... It sounds like a freakishly calm voice saying, "My name Coco..." Sesshy punches his sleeve and a gay giggle is heard... Everyone stares as more giggles are heard...:
Sae: Sesshy... What is that?
Sesshy: A... ... Froggie?
Kali: IS FROGGIE CODE FOR FURBIE::Hits him over the head:
: As Sesshy topples forward hundreds of furbies and baby furbies fall from his sleeves:
Sae: OO THEY CAN BREED!
Hiei::is heard in the background: GOOD MOTHER OF BLACK ALBINOS
Martha and Paco: O.O
Furbies: . WhoooOOOOOOoaoaaaaaaa... :gay giggles:
Sae: oO Sesshy... How could you?
Sesshy: ;-; they were on sale! THEY MADE MEEE
Kali: Oo they're electric toys...
Sesshy: OO they got into my head and spoke to me they said "Buuuuyyyy usssss! BUUUYYY USSSSS!"
Furbies::in creepy simuntaniousness...: soooommme WHHHERRRE OVER THE RAINBOOOOOW
Kali: good gawd that's creepy.. Oo
Martha and Paco: :inch away and out of the mall: