DISCLAIMER: A mere, average and normal person like me can never own any of the Yugioh characters, but this story and rambles certainly belong to me.
Chapter 6: He's Slimmer than Her?
"Oh no Bakura, drop that right now!" Wow. I managed to sound menacing and I was able to order Bakura around! All of them were looking at me when the "oh- so- innocent- look" disappeared from my face and I managed to let out a growl, yes a growl! They couldn't believe it! I mean, among the three hikaris, I was the most poised, well- mannered and patient and here I was in front of them, growling like a maniac and ordering the Thief King as if I'm the pharaoh, which is a weird thought that's why I'd try to drop the subject right now.
"Please Bakura, hide those knives away or I would not give you dessert for three weeks." Forget the menacing look. The sweet, but deadly look works better for the yamis and an added black- mail would certainly allow you to have complete control over them. All of the occupants of the room were staring at me as if I was crazy. Well, actually I am since I ordered Bakura, which already promised me a deathbed and I managed to switch my personality in less than five seconds. If the yamis had shadow magic then hikaris have the power to manipulate the yamis using our wits!
All stares transferred to Bakura as he started to throw the knives randomly, but seemed as if it was directed at Yami since all of the knives were just two inches away from his form and fortunately for him, none hit him. I really envy them since Yami managed to keep his cool even though I was so sure that Bakura TRIED to accurately hit Yami, but managed to make it look like an accident and I envy Bakura because he was able to throw the knives stealthily. They are so cool!
"So Ryou, are you ready to practice?" I looked at the insane Kaiba. Didn't he just see what my murderous yami was about to do? Besides, I am sure that Bakura would not miss the second time….
"Demo Seto- kun…"
"What are you worrying about? Don't you know how to kiss?" At this, Kaiba smirked at me. Of course I know how to kiss! Bakura taught me!
"Let me see your stuff then Ryou!" He took a step forward, lessening the distance that separated us and invading my personal space. I courageously took a small step forward too, bringing our lips closer as I gulped. I can't believe that I was about to kiss Kaiba! Suddenly, he leaned in closer, our lips only millimeters apart, but then, he avoided my lips to my relief, only to bring goose bumps to my body as he breathed against my ear and whispered, "I shouldn't kiss you in front of these freaks. Let's continue this somewhere more private."
We were about to leave the living room or whatever the room is when I felt some intensifying gaze boring through the back of my head. As I turned to look, I saw the three yamis glaring at Kaiba's form and thankfully, they were not paying any attention to me, but I wonder why they are mad at Kaiba…
Suddenly, the grand doors of the said room opened dramatically with some smoke (courtesy of dry ice I think) blocking the stranger's form. All of our eyes were wide open and even Kaiba seemed mildly surprised by this turn of event. Who could the stranger be? As the fog/ smoke lifted, the stranger was revealed. It was Anzu!
Shrill laughter echoed throughout the whole room and my guess is that Anzu had too much intake of sugar. This cannot be good. A hyper Anzu plus irritated yamis and a smug Kaiba is equivalent to pure chaos and I don't want to be involved. Anzu continued laughing for about three minutes while the Yamis were constantly having twitching attacks… Maybe they are allergic to laughter? Thankfully, she finally choked on her laughter and it all stopped, which also stopped the twitching attacks on the yamis. Whoopee! Honestly, I don't know how to treat twitching so I don't have to bring Bakura to the doctor anymore!
"Why the hell are you here woman?"" Whoah. Kaiba surely is inquisitive.
"Well Kaiba, I am here because I heard that you were going to have a practice. You should have told me you know! I am the director!"
"I thought that you wouldn't want to see our practice since we are going to focus on the kissing scene." Kaiba gave Anzu a big smirk, but he did not expect Anzu to squeal. Actually none of us since no one knew that she's a yaoi fan! Great, now she'd always be there to watch me kissing Kaiba, Otogi or even Marik! Heck, she could even make Marik molest me!
"Okay, now Ryou, please wear this." What the hell is this thing? What the hell! It's a dress! A dress with so many frill, laces, ribbons and what's the worst is it's Pink!
"Go on Ryou, try it." She gave me a dazzling smile and pushed me to the washroom. Great, all of them have the privilege to laugh at me. Oh joy! After about five minutes of wrestling against the hideous piece of clothing, I managed to wear it and I almost fainted. It was simply nauseating to look at without a person wearing it, but seeing it on me makes me want to wish that I wasn't born. I mean, it's already full of girly accessories and the skirt is so heavy, but what's the worst is that it was too big for me and it made me look fat!
As I walked out of the bathroom and presented myself in front of them, they started laughing HARD. It was embarrassing enough to see me wearing it, but my friends to see me wearing it simply made me want to die. I blushed furiously as I heard them choke on their own saliva because of laughing so hard and my yami even fell from the chair he was sitting on. Grr! I was forced to wear this you know!
"You know what Anzu? My hikari's slimmer than you!" Bakura managed to insult both Anzu and me in between gasps. I don't know if it's intelligent to insult a girl specially if it concerns her body… Suddenly, Anzu pounced on Bakura and I finally concluded that it is not intelligent to insult a girl especially if you want to keep your face clean from angry scratches like that of a cat's.
"Stop it woman. I don't want any blood spilled on my carpet. Now Ryou, I think that you have to have a costume made for you if you don't want to wear that trash." Thanks for stating the obvious, Kaiba.
"Yeah I think so too. I guess that I should go home now since it's already getting dark and I still have to find a costume shop. Thank you for your hospitality Seto." I bowed before him and started to walk towards the door when someone suddenly grabbed me from behind. Everything stopped. I couldn't hear the yamis' mocking laughter, or Anzu blabbering on and on about not being fat when I felt warm lips envelope mine. Time stood still as I gazed into the deep eyes of Seto Kaiba as he continued to passionately kiss me. The moment was perfect and the mood was great when something hit the back of my head and I fell headfirst to the arms of the person behind me.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
I am NOT bashing Anzu. It's just that I don't have any ideas anymore. Who was the person who threw something at Ryou? Was it intentional or accidentally? Who was the one who saved him from falling to the ground? Reviews and ideas are greatly appreciated.