DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yugioh or any of its characters.

WARNING: There's a character from Fruit's basket in here, so it might be a spoiler for those Fruits Basket fans… Also, the randomness in this chapter is too random even for my own liking so read this only if you think you can.

CHAPTER 7: Reality or Fantasy?

"Oh come on pretty boy… you know you want to." He gave me a seductive grin before walking towards me in a very sly fashion. He then studied my face before smirking his VERY sexy smirk (me: how descriptive) and licked my cheeks, which by then was very red. His ministrations stopped every now and then when he would gaze deeply into my eyes and stare at them lovingly for a brief period of time. My senses were overloaded with the feeling of love as I returned every passionate kiss that he gave me. The night was filled with our ardent cries as we grinded against each other, wanting to feel every inch of one another. The night was filled with our moaning and panting as we explore each other's body. Everything was perfect until… I was awakened by a very loud growl.

What the hell?

I opened my eyes, well TRIED top open it, but the light was too bright that I had to squint hard to be able to see properly and I quickly closed it again, not wishing to see the scene in front of me. Everyone was very noisy. Kaiba and Bakura were arguing, the servants were scrambling around under Mokuba's orders, Mokuba was shouting in a very childish manner thinking that he was boss because his brother was too busy arguing while Yami Yugi was trying to enter the argument between Kaiba and Bakura. Of course, he would not side with any of those two because both of them were his mortal enemies. I tried to find out where Marik is by listening because I wouldn't dare open my eyes. I figured that he went home already, but then someone started nuzzling me. If Bakura and Kaiba were arguing far away from me, and Yami Yugi was in between them and the servants were near Mokuba who was also far away from me, who the hell is this! I triedd to stifle a gasp, but when HE started grabbing my butt, I started screaming…

Hard.

Everything stopped and looked at me. It wasn't hard to figure it out with my eyes closed hard because I could feel their harsh gazes boring through my skull. Great, now I had all the unwanted attention just because a very horny Marik was feeling me up.

"Hikari!"

Suddenly, I felt warm all over especially my face, which was beet red because my yami (and secret crush) was hugging me to death.

"That's enough tomb robber! You're squishing your hikari!" Remind me to kill Yami Yugi ok? He destroyed my picture perfect moment with Bakura!

"Mind your own business pharaoh! I can hug my hikari as much as I want to! You're just jealous because your hikari is not with you, you stupid brat!"

"Oh, you're one to talk! As far as I can remember, you did not even know that "HUG" exists! All you know is sex remember? You dirt- minded tomb robber! Besides, you were the one who threw Kaiba's trophy at your hikari, which you randomly chose and would surely cost your butt! Hah! Take that tomb robber! You don't have any right to hug Ryou!" Wait. What the hell did he say! Bakura threw something at me! That made me unconscious! That made me dream that delicious dream, but was awakened by all the racket that everyone was causing and made me realize that a pervert was feeling me up! Gee, that long string of thought just made me dizzy… But one thing is for sure, I shall have my revenge! Bwahaha!

"Oh is that so?" I kept my head bowed while my bangs are covering my eyes as to make a mysterious impression on all of them. Hah! I never thought that I could pull of this stunt, but voila! The oh- so- fearless yamis and the usually stoic Kaiba are cowering before me! Well at least in my dreams or they are just holding it back… Nevertheless, I shall continue to surprise them with my randomness as to give them more wonders to think about, which hopefully would give them a headache and make them leave me alone. Enough of this randomness. I am starting to make myself wonder about my sanity.

"Well then, thank you for your hospitality Seto. Yami and Marik, thank you for your company. Everyone I am sorry for all of the mess that my yami has provided you so please, do forgive him!" I bowed apologetically before them, which obviously surprised them while my yami was glaring at me like mad. Well it's his fault anyway that I had to bow so low just because of his violent nature! Stupid yami of mine!

"Dewa, sayonara mina!" I bid them farewell calmly while dragging my yami at the same time forcefully. I don't know how I did that, but it's no wonder that crazy, different Ryou could do it ne?

I harshly dragged my yami, not caring if he tripped or bumped into street poles. I walked briskly, making it hard for him to regain his footing, which I still don't care about. Now that I thought about it, I'm thinking about nothing! Well, if you can only see red because of your blind rage towards the burden that you are currently dragging across a crowded place, isn't that thinking about nothing? Okay, I know that I'm not making any sense so I'd just continue telling you the one by one steps of the stuff that I am currently doing now. Right now, I am taking a quick and large step, then another, another, and then another… This is boring! This is no way to treat myself! I should just punch my yami and yell out all of my frustrations… But, that would surely ruin his beautiful face so I am not about to risk damaging that angelic face that I have grown to love….

Where the hell did that thought came from!

Right now, my flustered face is in front of a costume/ clothes shop. Oh thank Ra! Now I can spare myself from my evil thoughts! I was about to open the door when the bells started clanking loudly and a very beautiful man with golden eyes tackled me to the ground. Oh my, he is gorgeous!

"Welcome to my shop young man!" An overly enthusiastic, yet charismatic voice said.

"Uh yeah. I was thinking of buying a costume for our play. You know, a frilly gown or something of that sort…" Again, he tackled me to the ground and didn't let me finish what I was saying.

"Oh my! You two brothers are going to have a role play! That would look so hot! Wait, I'm going to get some clothes that might suit your taste." He hastily stepped forward towards the storage room when I suddenly yanked his beautiful hair from behind to stop him from going there. Yeah, I know it was rude, but my instincts told me that I wouldn't want to see what he was about to get.

"Why did you do that?" He yelled at me, though it was obvious that he was not angry, but maybe a tad irritated. Seeing my flustered face, he winked at me and whispered, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone that you two brothers are into incest." I don't that it was possible, but my face became redder than before, though I don't know if it came from frustration, anger or embarrassment. I suddenly had the urge to choke this man when he continued to give me a sly and all- knowing grin. I am not involved with my yami who to everyone else looks like my brother! Though I hope so….

"Erm, it is nice of you to give suggestions, but I am looking for a frilly gown or something of that sort for a school play Mr.?" He smiled at me and nodded his head to signify that he understood what I meant.

"I'm Ayame Souma or you could call me Aya- chan if you'd like!" He squealed and started pinching my cheeks hard. Through all of the commotion that this man is causing, I wonder why yami was so quiet… Well, it must be his first time to visit a "unique" shop like this so I'd probably just leave him to himself. He's probably wondering if Malik would like to wear that French made uniform… Obviously, he'd not care if I'd die because of too much glomping that this guy is giving me.

After about twenty minutes of fitting, I found the perfect gown for a conservative, not transvestite type of guy like me, which I could wear in front of many people without them thinking that I was weird. I was about to buy the gown when my yami grabbed my hand and told me to buy the other gown that I didn't really like. I tried to argue with him, but he just shook his head saying no and looked at me in the eye. I didn't know how to react so Ayame- san just took the gown suggested by Bakura from the rack and wrapped it.

"Goodbye Ryou! Come back again!" He waved at me and offered me a comforting smile as we walked towards the exit door. Heh. Maybe he thought that my older brother wants me to wear that in bed or something…

"You know what Bakura! I am not a baby anymore! I can choose for myself so please stay out of my business!" I yelled at him because of too much frustration while walking down the street and gaining some curious stares. Honestly, I wouldn't do this under normal circumstances, but he was getting on my nerves!

"Well, if you have chosen something more baggy that doesn't show your body curves too much then I wouldn't have ordered that conservative and nice dress now wouldn't I hikari?" Whoah. What's his problem? He's not the one who's forced to swallow his pride to buy a gown and wear it right?

"Well excuse me but I think that this dress is actually comfy and conservative!"

"That's your opinion alone!"

"Ayame- san agreed with me but was too afraid that he'd interfere with us and also because of you scary eyes if he'd say his opinion!"

"Then he should've tried!" This conversation is hopeless and childish so I took a deep breath and asked him calmly what's the problem.

"It's because you are such a flirt!" What the hell did he say? Enough with the calm façade bullshit! I'm through taking all of this garbage from him!

I slapped him hard and said the most colorful sentence that I have never even attempted to say. Shock was clearly written all over his face, but I didn't care! The paper bag that contained the dress fell into the ground and we saw two gowns ( the other one is the one I bought and the other one is the gown that I like) on it. There was also a note from Ayame- san that the other one is free. I let my hand fall backwards and looked at his eyes with guilt and love written all over it. I sighed loudly and bowed my head low, thinking that I acted too rashly. Suddenly, the anger I felt melted away.

"Gomen yami, I- I just couldn't control my temper."

"Ii yo. Demo, please don't wear that dress during the play. I don't want people ogling you." He stared at me with so much care and love that I couldn't help but return his gaze. This was our moment where we can see each other in a brighter light and where no one could disturb us. It was only the two of us. This was the same as the one in the dream I had only, this one is much better than it. Reality is always better than fantasy.

Author's Note:

I know that this chapter is not very nice because I was in a rush when I was writing it. Sorry if I disappointed you so please give me some ideas to make this story better and please do review! Arigatou!