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Episode III
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I was starting to feel annoying as the Al Bhed lead us into the Summoner's Sanctum in "Home". I was more so annoyed by the fact the Al Bhed had named some place they lived Home. They could've made up an interesting name for it, like, "Albhediannessplace" or for an even cooler name, "Shrew". I don't know why, but the word shrew suits the Al Bhed so well. I am so smart. They could've asked me for suggestions if they couldn't figure out a name for Home. But, whatever. Because "Shrew" is a better name than "Home", that is what I will call it.
So, anyway, we got to the Summoner's Sanctum, which was ugly. There were no couches to sit on, or anything at all! What were we supposed to do for entertainment? Summon aeons and attack each other?
That suggestion was looking really good at the moment.
But, suddenly, my thoughts were interrupted by some literally crazy summoner who dressed really disgustingly. She told me her name was Dona, and starting bragging about how great a summoner she was.
I smacked my forehead, then her own, and said, "If you're so great, why did the Shrews catch you?"
She gave me a look. "...Shrews?"
"Yes, Shrews, you stupid lady. Who doesn't know what those are?"
It was then that Maroda approached and explained to Dona.
"Isaaru likes to call the Al Bhed "Shrews". We have no idea why."
"How do shrews have anything to do with the Al Bhed?" She asked me.
I rolled my eyes. It was then I was thinking too hard and accidentally summoned Valefor. I felt good about it though, because then I could ask him a question.
"Valefor. What IS a Vale for anyway? What purpose does it hold?"
It was then that Valefor spoke to my soul. He told me, "Bleeeee...leeeeh, da bleeeee."
I smiled. Just the answer I was looking for.
Suddenly, some ugly kid in overalls burst into the sanctum.
"Where's Yuna!?" He squealed.
I winced, knowing I'd heard that name somewhere before...And the sound of his voice also annoyed me.
It was then that a very cool looking guy in red said, "She's not here."
It was also then that I spotted a Shrew in orange and green. I was instantly reminded of a carrot, but I realized she was an upside down carrot. They approached, and I saw Carrot Girl's eyes. I was instantly perturbed. Her eyes twirled...and were green. I wondered how she did that.
It was then that (A/N: Yes, I am purposely saying that over and over, because Isaaru is an idiot. ) Dona stepped up, realizing that cool man in red had said her line. I liked that man.
Then the team stood around in a circle. I couldn't quite hear what they were saying, but I knew they were exchanging jokes because of the dramatic motions they took.
First, Carrot Girl said someting to Ugly overalls kid. They kept talking for too long, then Ugly overalls kid said something to a weird looking chick with long hair, red eyes, and...belts on her dress. She told him something, and shook her head. Also, another guy in weird clothes, I call him Flippy Hair Monkey, said something. Then Ugly overalls kid fell to the ground and pounded it...or something. I secretly hoped he was having a seizure.
Uh, they said more things, then UO Kid ran to MY Valefor, and started pounding his chest. I ran over, and smacked the kid over the head with my staff. I smiled down at him, though he was unconscious. I was glad.
It was then that Carrot Girl looked slightly annoyed. Belt Dress Woman looked startled, but cool man in red looked as if nothing had happened. I liked him.
It was then that I ran away, because Belt Woman looked like she knew black magic. I'm so smart. I always find the way out of every tough situation!
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A/N: Well, there's Ep III for ya. I hope you enjoyed, and please review!
Episode III
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I was starting to feel annoying as the Al Bhed lead us into the Summoner's Sanctum in "Home". I was more so annoyed by the fact the Al Bhed had named some place they lived Home. They could've made up an interesting name for it, like, "Albhediannessplace" or for an even cooler name, "Shrew". I don't know why, but the word shrew suits the Al Bhed so well. I am so smart. They could've asked me for suggestions if they couldn't figure out a name for Home. But, whatever. Because "Shrew" is a better name than "Home", that is what I will call it.
So, anyway, we got to the Summoner's Sanctum, which was ugly. There were no couches to sit on, or anything at all! What were we supposed to do for entertainment? Summon aeons and attack each other?
That suggestion was looking really good at the moment.
But, suddenly, my thoughts were interrupted by some literally crazy summoner who dressed really disgustingly. She told me her name was Dona, and starting bragging about how great a summoner she was.
I smacked my forehead, then her own, and said, "If you're so great, why did the Shrews catch you?"
She gave me a look. "...Shrews?"
"Yes, Shrews, you stupid lady. Who doesn't know what those are?"
It was then that Maroda approached and explained to Dona.
"Isaaru likes to call the Al Bhed "Shrews". We have no idea why."
"How do shrews have anything to do with the Al Bhed?" She asked me.
I rolled my eyes. It was then I was thinking too hard and accidentally summoned Valefor. I felt good about it though, because then I could ask him a question.
"Valefor. What IS a Vale for anyway? What purpose does it hold?"
It was then that Valefor spoke to my soul. He told me, "Bleeeee...leeeeh, da bleeeee."
I smiled. Just the answer I was looking for.
Suddenly, some ugly kid in overalls burst into the sanctum.
"Where's Yuna!?" He squealed.
I winced, knowing I'd heard that name somewhere before...And the sound of his voice also annoyed me.
It was then that a very cool looking guy in red said, "She's not here."
It was also then that I spotted a Shrew in orange and green. I was instantly reminded of a carrot, but I realized she was an upside down carrot. They approached, and I saw Carrot Girl's eyes. I was instantly perturbed. Her eyes twirled...and were green. I wondered how she did that.
It was then that (A/N: Yes, I am purposely saying that over and over, because Isaaru is an idiot. ) Dona stepped up, realizing that cool man in red had said her line. I liked that man.
Then the team stood around in a circle. I couldn't quite hear what they were saying, but I knew they were exchanging jokes because of the dramatic motions they took.
First, Carrot Girl said someting to Ugly overalls kid. They kept talking for too long, then Ugly overalls kid said something to a weird looking chick with long hair, red eyes, and...belts on her dress. She told him something, and shook her head. Also, another guy in weird clothes, I call him Flippy Hair Monkey, said something. Then Ugly overalls kid fell to the ground and pounded it...or something. I secretly hoped he was having a seizure.
Uh, they said more things, then UO Kid ran to MY Valefor, and started pounding his chest. I ran over, and smacked the kid over the head with my staff. I smiled down at him, though he was unconscious. I was glad.
It was then that Carrot Girl looked slightly annoyed. Belt Dress Woman looked startled, but cool man in red looked as if nothing had happened. I liked him.
It was then that I ran away, because Belt Woman looked like she knew black magic. I'm so smart. I always find the way out of every tough situation!
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A/N: Well, there's Ep III for ya. I hope you enjoyed, and please review!