Yay! The smutty bit! Or it would be if ff . net liked that kind of thing. But they don't, so its been trimmed down. Want the real thing? Check it out on the adult fanfiction site.

As usual, not mine. But the sleeping in the closet idea IS! cackles and floats away

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All eyes glued to the large screen TV that was mounted over the small kitchenette sink, the Russian and Japanese teams didn't notice the hours slipping by, midnight coming and going with hardly a blink. After all, it wasn't often that the original Star Wars trilogy was all played at once, back to back. They'd all been stuck to their seats on the beds since they'd returned from dinner. As the credits finally rolled for the Return of the Jedi, the group cheered and excitedly began to talk about how they should do another marathon, only with the newer instalments since Episode Three was soon to be on dvd. Stretching and rolling over Kai to glance at the clock, Tala cursed and sat up.

"Fuck, it is already after 2am!" he declared, getting an eye roll his from boyfriend.

"Its 2am Tala. Use conjunctions for god's sake." The mixed blader muttered as everyone else looked at their watches or at the clock, groaning in turn.

"We have to get up early tomorrow to don't we?" Ian sighed, crawling beneath the sheets of his and Spencer's shared bed.

"The convention starts up at 9:30 tomorrow morning...and there's that for kicks tournament." Rei nodded, yawning widely and shaking the tiredness from his head. If he and Bryan were going to pull off some together time while everyone else slept, he couldn't let himself get too sleepy yet.

"Seriously? Ahhh damn. That's going to suck." Tyson complained, tossing off his shirt to join Max under the blankets of their bed.

"Heh, we've had worse with Kai's training." The blonde smiled, ruffling his best friend's hair and lifting up the other side of the bedding to let Kenny in.

"You want to start training again this morning Tate?" Kai raised a slender eyebrow, smirking slightly as Max eeped and burrowed himself under his pillow. "No fucking around tonight guys. Get some sleep." He instructed, giving Tyson a pointed look, not bothering to look at his best behaved team mate as he wandered to the closet.

"Yes sir." Rei teased climbing on to his couch cushion bed, nodding to Bryan who mouthed '20 minutes' to him. It hardly took the room ten minutes to fall silent after the lights were off; jetlag and a long session of movie watching draining everyone to the point that most just fell back against the sheets without a thought of if anyone else in the room would snore the night away. It was a good thing that they'd all fallen so deep as Tyson had a tendency to sound like a bear in hibernation when he was on his back, exactly how he'd fallen asleep tonight.

Exhausted himself, Rei dozed off lightly as well, sitting up in the closet with his back against the wall and a shining flashlight in his lap. Nearly 30 minutes had past since everyone had fallen asleep, Bryan figured his kitty must have drifted off as well and snuck back into the main room of the hotel and as carefully as he could slide the closet door open. Smiling slightly to himself at the site before him, the Russian carefully crawled into the closet along with his lover and turned off the flashlight and pressed his lips to Rei's. The nekojin purred softly at the warm sensation that coursed through him from Bryan's closeness and the kiss. He opened his eyes slowly and smiled into the kiss, lifting his arms to loop around the other's neck. After a few moments, he pulled away and nuzzled his lover's neck.

"Now that's a pleasant way to be woken up." He said softly, running his fingers through the lilac hair at the back of the other's neck.

"Next time we have a room to ourselves I'll show you an even better way." Bryan replied with a seductive tone in his voice, causing a shiver to run up the Chinese's back.

"You'll never get me out of bed then. I'll keep falling asleep, wanting to be woken up again." Rei chuckled, his hands drifting down the other's shoulders and along his back.

"Wouldn't see me complaining…" the conversation was cut off by another kiss and before long muted sounds of loving making filled the closet and drifted passed the doors to the other's sleeping in the beds. Fortunate that they were all deep sleepers...or were they?

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"Kai….did you hear all that?" Tala asked softly in the darkness of the hotel suite, turning over in his partner's arms to make sure the mixed blader was even awake.

"Ya, I did. Probably from the room next door. Michael and Rickhave never been very considerate.We know where everyone is in here and no one else even has a lover, let alone some one in here." Kai replied with a slight yawn, rubbing a fist over his tired eyes.

"We would have felt the slams against the wall…." The red haired Russian wasn't convinced. He'd heard sex and voices after it all and it seemed to be coming from inside their room. Kai had a point though. He would have been able to see movement if it had been on one of the other beds and Tala doubted that either of the bathroom or closet occupants had been up to anything. He sighed and shrugged to himself and curled back into Kai to get a few more precious moments of sleep.

Sleep was no longer on the Phoenix's mind however; his very full bladder was instead. Cursing, he squirmed his way out of Tala's arms and headed to the bathroom. As he relieved himself, he noticed the door to the shower and bath was open a crack and the light was still on. He pushed the door open a little to give Bryan shit about still being awake when he realized the tiled room was empty. Blinking in surprise, he looked over his shoulder to the closet by the doorway.

"No way…." He muttered to himself, eyes still on the thin doors as he washed his hands and headed back out of the bathroom. He didn't return straight to bed, he couldn't help his curiosity and went to the closet instead. Opening the door as carefully as possibly, his nose was assault with the scent of sex and sweat; the pair he would have not a minute before sworn he'd never seen together, cuddled up with each other, both fast asleep. Raising his eyebrows, Kai slowly closed the door again and returned to bed, eager to tell his lover what he'd discovered. When he crawled back into his bed however he found Tala fast asleep again and didn't have the heart to wake him over something like this so let him sleep, curling close to him so he could get some more sleep himself.

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dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuun! Kai -really- knows. What's he going to do? Review and maybe I'll tell you