"Come on Homestar, take me home." Marzipan pouted.

"Uh, wight, see Mawzipan, I'm not even suwe whewe we awe." Homestar stated.

"well, you better figure it out and get me out of here right now. Or else!"

"Well, I don't wanna find out what 'Oh else' means, so alwight, let's go!"

The two started to leave the stage, when the wall behind them exploded. They got to their feet and looked up at the stage to see a large, armored vehicle sitting where they had just been standing. Within moments, several furry yellow creatures came pouring out of it.

"Good work, troops!" said one that was wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses. "We've made it to the secret base! Blue Laser's gotta be sneak'n around here someplace." As he said this, he leapt into the chair.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your staaaaars."

All the Cheat Commandos looked around, each trying to find the source of the voice they heard.

"Who said that?" asked the one in the hat.

"Gunhaver…" chimed the voice.

"How d'you know my name?" Gunhaver demanded.

"He packs a water pistol."

Gunhaver and his troops were taken aback.

"Water pistol! What the cock-a-doodle are you talk'n about?"

"Sir," chimed Silent Rip. "I think he means the water pistol you keep in-"

"Never mind, soldier." Said a disgruntled Gunhaver.

"Gunhaver…" the voice went on. "His real name is Annie."

"Sir, is that true?" Silent Rip asked.

"No!" Gunhaver growled. "I don't know what he's been smoken that he'd say that."

"Oh," came the voice. "Wasn't that you in the movie 'Annie, get your gun'?"

"Yeah, that sounds about right." Fightgar chuckled.

"Quiet, you." Said Gunhaver, annoyed by Fightgars laughing.

"Gunhaver…" came the voice again. "watches 'My Little Pony'."

"Uh, you must be mistaken, see I watch 'Pony Fights I and II'. But, I totally see how you could mix the two up." Gunhaver said sarcastically.

Meanwhile, Fightgar was having a laughing fit.

"My little Pony!" He gasped between breaths, then continued laughing until he was about to pass out.

"Fightgar…" said the voice. (that sobered him up.) "He is a 'My Little Pony'."

Fightgar opened and closed his mouth several times, but couldn't find anything to say. Meanwhile, the other commandos had a laugh at his expense.

"Fightgar…is an old lady."

"What, no!" said Fightgar, finding his voice at last. "That was a disguise! Gunhaver told me to do it!"

"He didn't tell you what to disguise yourself as." Said the voice smugly. "You like being an old woman."

"No I don't!"

"Silent Rip…" the voice went on.

Oh boy, Silent Rip thought.

"Cheats on his tests."

"What are you talking about?" Demanded Silent Rip. "I don't cheat on tests, I don't even have tests!"

"Oh yeah?" asked the voice. "Then take a look at this!"

On a movie screen, there appeared the image of Silent Rip and a Blue Laser agent taking a test.

"What did you get on number four, sir?" asked the Blue Laser agent.

"The Typhoid." said Silent Rip.

"Hey, that's not how it happened! You messed with the tape! And that's not cheating anyhow, it's giving away answers."

"Where did that movie screen come from?" Fightgar asked Krackotage.

"I wasn't look'n over there; for all I know, it came from the air! Hee hee Ha!"

"Silent Rip…" the voice went on. "Makes a great din wherever he goes."

"I do not!" said Silent Rip, sounding very hurt. "That's why I'm called Silent Rip. Silent Rip! I'm stealthy! I can sneak up on anything, anybody! I don't make a sound! I even have a loud noise silencer!…" He kept on going like the Energizer Bunny on steroids about being silent. Seeing that it wouldn't be able to antagonize him any more, the voice shifted its attention.

"Krackotage…" it said "has no rhythm."

"I got tons of rhythm! I do, I do. If you'd care to listen, you'd know it's true! Ha ha ho hoo."

"Krackotage…" the voice continued. "listens to country western."

"Country western! Don't be ridiculous! I smack those dolts with a big 'ol stick…u-lus… hee…hee?"

"That was horrible!" the voice observed.

"Well, you try com'n up with rhymes on the spot like that!" Krackotage snapped.

"Now you know the Cheat Commandos." The voice concluded.

"No they don't" Fightgar yelled. "Come back and face us like a the Cheat!"

"At ease, soldiers." Gunhaver said. "We have a job to do. To put Blue Laser out of commission! Quick, to the action figure storage truck!"

"Off we go to find this guy. And when we do, he's gonna fry! Hoo hoo Hee Haw!" Laughed Krackotage.

"I need a hug." said Silent Rip.

"Tell ya what," said Gunhaver. "You can have shotgun this time."

The Cheat Commandos piled into their war machine and drove off through the gaping hole in the wall they had made.