"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your staaaaars"
Strong Mad looked for what was making these words.
"Strong Mad…" said the voice
"I AM STRONG MAAAAAAD!" said Strong mad
"Is a professor at Oxford." The voice finished
"HUUUUUH?" said Strong Mad.
"Strong Mad…"
"I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIIIIIIIIE!"
"Contains many essential vitamins and minerals."
Strong Mad sat dumbfounded for a moment.
"IT'S FOR YOOOOOOOU!" he yelled pointing at Strong Bad
"Hey man," Strong Bad said "Don't get me dragged back into this."
"Whats s'matter Strong Bad?" said the voice. "Can't take a little pressure?"
"Hey, shut up!" Strong Bad yelled, shaking his fist in the air. "I'll take all your pressure if you'd come down and show your cowardly mug!"
"Strong Mad…"
"Hey! I'm not finished with you-" Strong Bad called
"He is Magical Trevor."
"UUUUM…"
"Magical Trevor?" Wondered Marzipan "What's that?"
"You know…" Homestar said "Evwy one loves Magical Twevoh, 'cause the twicks that he does awe evew so clevew…" he began singing.
"Ugh," said Strong Bad "heard enough of that!"
"LLAMA SONG! LLAMA SOOOOOONG!"
"Okay big bro, we'll watch the Llama Song later."
"Strong Mad…" said the voice "Ate his English teacher."
"Hey man," Strong Bad said "at least get your facts straight. He ate his Math teacher"
"TWO PLUS TWOOOOOOO!" said Strong Mad.
"Strong Mad…" said the voice
"DAAAAAUGH!" said Strong Mad
"Plays games of chess against not-so-bright rocks"
The voice waited, but nothing happened
"Why doesn't anyone have anything to say?" it asked
"Because," said Strong Bad "For once you said something that's actually true."
"Uh-"
"Though, he doesn't really play against the rocks, he just sorta tosses the pieces around. And then, he eats the rocks"
"CHECKMATE! CHECKMAAAAAAATE!" Strong mad yelled while pounding on the chair.
"Of coarse," the voice continued "The only difference between Strong mad and a refrigerator is that one is a large machine with a cold interior, and the other holds food."
"Um, I don't really see what that has to do with anything," said Strong Bad "but that accurately describes both of them actually."
"But wait," said Marzipan "How does it describe Strong Mad in the 'holding food' part?"
"Clearly, you've never seen Strong Mad at breakfast."
"I COULD EAT A HOOOORSE!" Strong Mad yelled.
"And that's not just an expression in his case." Said Strong Bad.
"Now you know Strong Mad." Said the voice
"CLASS DISMIIIIIIIIISSED!" Strong Mad yelled as he thundered off the stage.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back! Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back!" sang Homestar in his sixth encore of Magical Trevor.
"Will somebody shut that thing off!" snapped Marzipan
"He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of oh-"
"DAAAAUGH!" Strong Mad pulled Homestars hat off of his head and stuffed into Homestars mouth.
"Oh, that's better." Said Marzipan "Thank you."