"Come on, everyone." Marzipan said "We need to find a way out of this place."

"I heard that!" Strong Bad agreed "Let's blow this joint."

"Um, hello-o-o" everyone turned around to see Strong Sad standing on the stage.

"Oh, wait." said Strong Bad "This might be worth watching."

"What's going on?" asked a confused Strong Sad "I was alphabetizing my pens and went to get some mineral water. And then I found myself here."

"I don't know, man." Homestar said. "Maybe you should take a sit down, and it will all make moh sense."

"But Homestar," Marzipan interjected "The only place he can sit down is in that chair. And you know what happens when you sit in that chair."

"Weally, what?"

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your staaaaars."

"Who said that?" asked Strong Sad "What was that voice?"

"Strong Sad…"

"And where are these floating words coming from?" he asked in bewilderment while observing the word Strong Sad, which appeared when the voice spoke.

"He smokes Coca-Cola." The voice finished

"Uh, what are you talking about?" asked Strong Sad "You can't smoke Coca-Cola."

"Yeah, says who?" said the voice

"Says the laws of physics." Strong Sad answered. "You can only smoke something that burns. And Coke doesn't burn because it's a liquid."

"So is gasoline." the voice replied

"Gasoline is a flammable liquid. Coke isn't."

"Uh huh, Suuuuure." Said the voice. "Strong Sad…"

"What?" asked Strong Sad.

"He lives on the moon."

"That's not true! I don't live on the moon, nobody can live on the moon."

"Oh, right. My mistake." Said the voice "You can't possibly live on the moon, because you are the moon."

"Now that's just nonsense!" Strong sad whined.

"Strong Sad…" the voice went on

"Oh, dread torment. Will this day never cease?"

"Is a third world country terrorist dictator."

"Ah, man!" yelled Strong Bad "Why come he didn't say that for me!"

"I am not a terrorist. Or a dictator." Strong Sad complained "And I'm certainly not a terrorist dictator."

"Sure you are." Said the voice "You go by the moniker of Pand Hitler."

"Germany is not even a third world country." moaned Strong Sad.

"Who said anything about Germany?" the voice asked

"Well, you said Hitler, and Hitler was the leader of Germany."

"But, you're Pand Hitler." The voice stated "Your Panda Nazis and Moose Cavalry will soon conquer all the earth."

"You're just making things up!" said Strong Sad

"No, Strong Bad testifies to this to."

"Wait, I do?" Strong Bad asked in puzzlement.

"You sure do." The voice answered "See?"

On the screen there appeared an image of Strong Bad wearing a black shirt with the words "My little brother is taking over the world, and alls I got was this stupid T-shirt" written on it.

"Hey, I don't have a shirt like that!" Strong Bad yelled

"It's probably just one of those photo manipulations." Bubs said

"Uh hu hu hu" Homestar laughed "Bubs, don't be widiculous. Photo manipulations awen't weal."

"Sure they are." Bubs said, producing a large stack of papers. "I got a whole mess 'a them!"

"Oh, wow." said Homestar, taking one "I didn't know you knew Bullwinkle."

"Bubs," said Marzipan, taking another one "is this you making out with a Barbie doll?"

"Oh, uh that's for my private collection." he said, snatching it back.

"Strong Sad…" continued the voice "Is the offspring of Bubs Concession stand, the silent but deadly Sith Lord, and a socket wrench."

"Socket wrenches aren't capable of reproduction." Strong Sad whined

"I suppose your 'Laws of Physics' told you that too." The voice asked, mockingly.

"Yes." said Strong Sad "Well, I mean, they don't talk per say, but-"

"Uh huh, whatever." the voice said "Now you know Strong Sad, Aka Pand Hitler, who will soon rule all."

"That isn't any thing true about me." lamented Strong Sad. "You just made it up. I might tell you to come back and make this right, but I know you won't listen… so never mind."

"That mysterious voice has reached an all time low." Marzipan said

"Oh, totally" Strong bad agreed "I mean, really, Panda Nazis and Moose Cavalry! Talk about the epitome of stupid – Oh, wait, that might actually work…"