"I've had it with this!" Strong Bad yelled "I'm outta here!" he turned around "Whoa, geeze! Where'd you come from?"

"R-r-r-raaugh!" said Homsar "I been aaaall to PIIEEECE – es!"

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your staaaars." went the voice

"Homsar…"

"R-r-r–raaugh, Hey Capri–COOOORN,"

"Produces more than half of the worlds population of household pests."

"Of AAAAALL the PLAAAACE–es!"

"Um, right." said the voice, unsure of how to take this. "Homsar…"

"R-r-r–raaugh," Homsar said

"Is made of cheese."

"They CAAAAALL me Timber–FOOOOOOOT."

"Uh, yeah." Strong Bad said "Nobody calls you that!"

"How could he be made of cheese?" Marzipan asked "He's blue."

"Well obviously," the voice said "he's made of blue cheese."

"R-r-r–raaugh."

"Homsar…" the voice continued "Uses soap made from garlic sauce."

"Down she Blun–DEEEEERS!"

"Anyone know what he's saying?" the voice asked

"Who says what?" asked Homestar

"I think he's talkn' bout discount cholesterol over there" Bubs said pointing towards Homsar.

"Um, I don't think you're a great one to talk about cholesterol, Bubs." Marzipan said

"Homsar…" continued the voice "Sleeps in a garbage can in the cruel suburbs, with –"

"Look, sir!" everyone in the audience turned around in great surprise. They looked all around them for some familiar figures, because they had all just heard the voice of Silent Rip in the air. "It looks like some kind of audio device, sir!"

"Open fire!" yelled the voice of Gunhaver. Immediately, there was the sound of shooting guns, and laser weapons. All the bangs, and zaps continued for several seconds, apparently not making the kind of progress they needed – due to the sounds of the Commandos.

"Everybody duck!" came the gravely voice of Fightgar.

"Aw, crud." The voice could be heard saying. There was the sound of a missile being fired, followed by the sound of a large, metallic device exploding.

"Must you Cheat Commandos always break my toys?" came a new, nearly screeching voice.

"Nice try, Blue Laser." Gunhavers voice said "But, it didn't work! You're on your way through a downward stairwell!"

"You people suck… so badly! Thrash them!"

"Alright, Cheat Commandos." the voice of Gunhaver said "Time to Rock, Rock On!"

There followed, the sound of an epic battle. Shots were fired, explosions blared, shouts and yells were heard from both sides. And now, everyone in the audience sat down and made themselves comfortable while listening to this new development.

"Doo," said the King, as Bubs passed out buckets of popcorn and Cold Ones "It's like an old radio show."

"Nah, it's better than radio" Strong Bad said after taking a swig "This is actually happening!"

Amid the cacophony of the sounds of war, there was the sudden sound wood and brick splintering, rending, breaking and falling. The silence that followed was deafening.

"I say," said the voice of Trogdor after about a half minute of silence "how did I get here?"

"… Retreat!" yelled Blue Lasers voice. There followed the sound of several running the Cheats. "I hate you all," Blue Laser yelled "and your little dragon, too! Next episode, Cheat Commandos! Next episode!"

"R-r-r-r–raaugh, silent as a door–NOOOOOB!" Homsar said

"Oh, Homestar," Marzipan said "Isn't that wonderful?"

"Allwight! Homestar said "… So now we can… go home, I guess."

"Yeah," said Strong Bad "… Um, where is home, anyways?"

As everyone made their way to the exit, they heard the voice of Gunhaver over the air say "Cheat Commandos…" and then, joined by the other Commandos and Trogdor "Rock, Rock On!"

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The End