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Drum Roll Please...
"Why is the limo pink? and why have we only got one?"
Daniel looked at Janet, he was trying to explain.
"We only have one limo because the other one broke down and the company didn't have any others. And it's pink because...well, I have no idea actually. You'll have to take that up with Ferreti."
Janet slumped into the limos white interior. Daniel looked at Sam for help.
"Does it really matter what colour the limo is? You're going to prom. You are wearing a beautiful dress. You have a wonderful date and overall you're going to have a great time. I imagine by the end of the night, you're completely going to forget what colour the limo is."
Janet looked at Sam. The expression on her face clearly showed that she was thinking about what Sam said.
"I am going to prom. My dress is beautiful..."
Janet took Daniels hand.
"..and I do have a wonderful date. Better than wonderful. You know what? everyone will be turning up in white and black limo's anyway. It pays to be differant."
Jack took Sam's hand and looked at her arm.
"Aren't you girls meant to be wearing those flower thingys?"
"Me and Janet decided to go for understated. Besides, aren't you guys meant to provide the flower thingys?"
Sam smiled at Jack.
"Well, i'm just gonna shut my mouth."
(Prom)
Ferreti slipped a bottle of Jack Daniels from underneath his jacket.
"Kawalsky, cover me."
Kawalsky stood infront of Ferreti. Ferreti unscrewed the bottle top and began to poor the alcoholic liquid into the non-alcoholic punch.
"Hurry-up. Miss.Weir is coming over."
"Distract her."
"How?"
"I dunno. Use your intiative."
"I don't even know what that word means."
Miss.Weir was beginning to close in on the two. Kawalsky smiled and grabbed her arm.
"Come on Miss. Let's go and show these kids how to boogie."
"You know..."
Miss.Weir was cut off by Kawalsky spinning her around. Ferreti made sure every last drop went into the sugery red punch in front of him. He looked behind him to make sure no one was watching. He bent down and placed the empty glass bottle underneath the table.
'No one will ever know. Well, not until they clean up.'
Ferreti waved to Kawalsky. Kawalsky stopped spinning Miss.Weir and stepped back.
"Thank god. I was beginning to get motion sickness."
"Well, Miss. It's been a pleasure. Maybe we could do it again some time."
Kawalsky ran off in the direction of Ferreti.
(Outside)
Janet stepped out of the limo and looked at the building infront of her. She smiled, feeling slightly proud at the decorations outside. She spent forever on the banner, which took place over the gymnasium door.
Jack patted the driver on the back and handed him a dollar.
"There'll be plenty more where that came from."
The driver looked at the dollar and at Jack. If there was one thing he hated it was pain in the ass rich kids. He slammed the limo door, almost catching Jack's fingers.
"Hey."
Sam tugged at Jacks sleeve making him move.
"Come on. We've got to go get our photo taken."
"They're so boring. They're always of couples standing by each just smiling. No one vere does anything interesting."
Sam shook her head and smiled.
"It's just a photo."
"Yeah. A photo that will be in everyone's yearbook for the rest of our lives."
They walked inside the building and joined the line for their prom photos.
"Oh my god!"
"What?"
Janet pointed towards Teal'c and his 'mystery' date. The whole line seemed to be staring at the mismatched couple. Daniel blinked a couple of times.
"Is that dinnerlady Doris?"
Janet nodded.
"It sure is."
Teal'c smiled at his friends as he escorted Doris to their table. Next up was Kawalsky and Ferreti. The photographer smiled.
"I really admire you guys. Matching suits and everything. Not many gay couples are willing to come together to prom."
Ferreti and Kawalsky looked at each other.
"We're not gay! Brains here..."
Kawalsky pointed to Ferreti.
"...just forgot that I was the one wearing blue."
Jack decided to get in on the action.
"Come on guys. You don't have to deny it any longer."
CLICK
The photographers assistant ushered them out of the way.
"Next."
Daniel and Janet walked into the camera's view. Janet leaned into Daniel and he placed an arm around her tiny waist. Everyone in the line went 'aww' at their photo, whilst Jack made vomiting noises. Sam elbowed Jack in the side.
"Ouch. Baby you hurt me."
Daniel and Janet moved aside for Sam and Jack to take their previous spaces. Jack looked at Sam. Sam didn't fail to notice the look.
"Jack, why do you have that look in your eyes?"
"You'll see."
"I don't want to see. I want to..."
Jack dipped Sam as the photographer took their picture.
"..know."
Sam burst out laughing as Jack brought her back up.
"Now Miss.Carter, that is not a boring prom picture."
Jack wrapped his arm around her shoulders and led her to their groups table. They all took their seats and the chatting quickly began.
"Teal'c, where's that foxy lady of yours?"
"Her teeth fell out. She's gone to adjust them."
Everyone around the table just stared at him.
"The trophy for the most interesting prom photo goes to Teal'c. People will look at that photo with raised eyebrows."
Ferreti and Kawalsky raised their glasses Jacks speech. Janet came back to the table with two glasses of punch. She handed one to Sam, who instantly took a sip. Her expression went from happy to confused.
"I thought we weren't allowed alcohol."
"We're not."
"Well, there is Jack Daniels in this punch."
Janet took a sip of her drink. SH eplaced her cup and looked at Ferreti and Kawalsky. Kawalsky pointed his finger in Ferreti's direction.
"Before the night is out Louis Ferreti, i'm going to make sure you're dead."
"What did I do?"
"First of all there are the pink limos."
Ferreti lowered his head to hide his giggles.
"Then, there's spiking the punch."
He raised his finger.
"I didn't spike the punch. That requires a drug. I simply spiced it up a little."
Jay Felger walked over to their table and smiled at Sam.
"Sam, would you...umm..like to dance...umm..with me?"
"Sure."
Sam got up and took Felger by the hand. Jack looked on quite amused. Never in his life would he of imagined someone so beautiful dancing with someone so...not beautiful.
Say you're leavin' on a seven thirty train and that you're headin' out to Hollywood Girl you been givin' me that line so many times it kinda gets like feelin' bad looks good
Sam stiffened as Felger wrapped an arm around her. Trust it to be a bloody slow song. She looked at Jack who was clearly enjoying the amusing scene infront of him. Sam smiled and decided to take advantage of the situation. She moved closer to Felger, their bodies almost touching and rested her head on his shoulder. Jack sat back in his chair and folded his arms.
I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy You turn it on Then you're gone Yeah you drive me Crazy, crazy, crazy, for you baby What can I do, honey I feel like the color blue...
Kawalsky dragged Janet up onto the dance floor. Daniel laughed at Janet's protest. he nudged Jack but he was much to interested in Sam dancing. Her hips moved seductively and her other hand occassionally left the middle of Felgers back and began to massage his neck. Jack got up and signalled to Sam that he was going to use the little boys room.
You're packin' up your stuff and talkin' like it's tough and tryin' to tell me that it's time to go But I know you ain't wearin' nothin' underneath that overcoat And it's all a show
"My turn."
Felger and Sam stopped dancing. Graham stood behind Sam with a slimey smile on his face. Sam looked at Felger. Felger had always been terrified of Graham. She didn't put up a protest when Felger moved to let Graham take his place. Unlike Felger, Grahams hand didn't stay in the centre of her back.
"What the hell do you want?"
"Is that anyway to speak to me now?"
Sam glared at him before looking over to Janet. Her eyes became fixed on them since Graham took over from Felger.
That kind of lovin' Makes me wanna pull Down the shade, yeah That kind of lovin' Yeah now I'm never, never, never, never gonna be the same
Graham pulled Sam closer. She could smell and feel his alcohol fuelled breath on her neck. She felt sick as he began to whisper in her ear.
"You know we could get together for one more night. Me and you are meant to take the prom crowns. Not you and O'neill."
"Don't make me sick. I'd hate to get your tux ruined."
I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy You turn it on Then you're gone
Jack walked out of the toilets and noticed Felger wasn't dancing anymore. His eye's scanned the room for Sam. He noticed her dancing with a familiar figure. He began to walk up to them. Graham noticed Jack coming towards them. He brought Sam's lips up to his and forced his tougue into her mouth.
Jack stopped and stared at Graham. Sam didn't push him away. Jack turned on his heel and headed straight for the exit. Sam's back was turned away from Jack and she didn't notice him leaving. She bit down hard on Graham's toungue making it bleed.
"Shit!"
Sam pushed him away and headed in the same direction as Jack. She wlaked through the doors and ran to the back of the building. She spat out what was left of Graham's blood and saliva in her mouth. She walked over to a bench and her body instantly slumped on it. A figure emerged from around the corner.
"Didn't taste nice, huh?"
Sam tilted her head.
"What?"
Jack looked at her with accusing eyes.
"I'm slightly confused. Are you dating me or Graham?"
"You ofcourse."
"Well, from where I was standing, it seemed you were with Graham."
Sam finally figured out what Jack was talking about. She didn't say anything. She just looked at him.
"All of a sudden, I don't feel guilty about kissing Anise."
"Graham kissed me."
Jack laughed.
"And you were doing a great job of resisting him."
Sam got up and walked towards Jack.
"I love you."
Jack pushed her hand away.
"You might love me but I can't be with someone who's still hung-up on the ex."
"I'm not. I left him for you."
"Yeah, well now you can leave me for him."
Jack began to walk away.
"Jack, please."
Jack closed his eyes and continued walking away despite Sams sob-filled pleas. He bumped into Janet on the way back into the gym.
"Jack, what's going on?"
"Ask my so-called girlfriend."
Jack stormed past her. Janet walked around the back where she heard Sam crying.
"Sam."
"He kissed me. I don't want him. I want Jack."
Janet sat next to Sam.
"Graham's an ass. Jack's just a little shocked. Let Daniel and the guys talk to him. He'll come around and if he doesn't...well, he isn't the right man for you then."
"But he is."
Janet smiled and handed Sam a tissue.
"Then he'll come around."
(1 Hour Later)
Jack stole a glance at Sam, who was now dancing with Jonas. Her face had a few tear stains but it didn't damage her beauty one little bit. He looked at Teal'c who was crying all over the table cloth.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Doris left me. She said that she loved her husband. All she wanted me for was my body."
Teal'cs head hit the table. Jack went back to staring at Sam. Daniel sat next to him and handed him a glass of punch.
"Graham kissed her."
"I know."
"She didn't kiss him back."
"She didn't pull away."
Daniel smiled.
"How quick did you pull away from Anise?"
Jack looked at Daniel.
"That was not my fault. I was taken by suprise."
"And Sam wasn't?"
"She might of been seeing him all along."
Daniel laughed.
"When have you two been apart long enough for her to slip away and have an affair?"
Jack was now starting to see Daniels point and Sam did leave Graham for him.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now ready to announce the prom king and queen."
The gym came to a hault. The music stopped and people froze. It was guaranteed to be the most silent part of the night.
"Let's start with the 3 bestmen shall we?In 3rd place...Teal'c."
Teal'c made his way up to the stage. Ferreti placed his hat on Teal'c head.
"Me and Kawalsky will get the next two."
"2nd place is Daniel Jackson."
"When the hell was I nominated?"
Janet kissed Daniel and pushed him up. He followed the spotlight up to the stage.
"And 1st place groomsman goes to...Walter."
Ferreti and Kawalsky gasped in unison. "Walter!"
Walter ran up to the stage and did a little jump.
"Now the bridesmaids are...3rd goes to Jolinar. 2nd goes to Hathor."
Everyone booed as Hathor made her way up to the stage.
"Shut-it. I should be queen."
"And 1st is...Miss.Janet Fraiser."
Sam hugged her best friend and applauded her.
"Now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 2005 Asguard High's Prom King and Prom Queen are Jack O'neill and Samantha Carter."
They both looked at each other. Sam was first to walk up. She recieved a warm reception. Jack followed. All the hockey team yelling and clapping. Miss.Weir crowned Jack whilst Mr.Hammond crowned Sam.
"May the King and Queen please take to the centre of the dancefloor for the first dance."
Jack took Sam's hand and led her to the dancefloor.
"A certain student called in a favour to get a brilliant band to sing the song for the king and queens first dance. Asguard High, scream for Maroon 5."
Adam Levine walked out on stage.
"Good evening Asguard High. A good friend of mine, Jack O'neill has requested I sing this song for the woman he loves. A woman by the name of Samantha Carter. This is called She Will Be Loved."
Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else
"I'm so sorry Sam. I shouldn't of doubted you."
"I should've pulled away. I'm sorry."
Sam looked at Adam Levine, then looked to Jack.
"I can't believe you did this for me. How do you even know him?"
"Him and my cousin went to the same high school."
Jack leaned in and kissed Sam.
"And you're worth it."
I drove for miles and miles And wound up at your door I've had you so many times but somehow I want more
Couples were now moving on to the dancefloor.
Daniel and Janet danced slowly. Janet whispered in Daniels ear.
"Daniel, i'm a virgin."
Daniel kissed Janet on the cheek.
"I don't mind."
"And I don't think i'm ready yet."
Daniel pulled out but still kept dancing. He cupped her chin.
"I will wait forever if I have to. Im not going to make you do anything."
Janet leaned up and kissed him
"You really are a wonderful date."
I don't mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved She will be loved
Elizabth Weir walked over to Kawalsky.
"Come with me Mr.Kawalsky."
She grabbed hold of his silk tie and guided him out of the gymnasium. A smile plastered his face.
Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful I know I tend to get so insecure It doesn't matter anymore
Hathor tapped Ferreti on the shoulder.
"Do you wanna dance?"
"With you?"
"You never know what might happen."
Ferreti smiled.
"Hell yeah, I wanna dance."
It's not always rainbows and butterflies It's compromise that moves us along My heart is full and my door's always open You can come anytime you want
Teal'c sighed as everyone danced. He couldn't believe the love of his life had left him. A young lady came and stood next to him.
"Hi. I'm Ishta."
Teal'c looked at her. She was beautiful.
"I'm Teal'c. Would you like to dance?"
"I'd love to."
As he guided her to the dancefloor, he suddenly became hopeful. This could be the new love of his life.
I don't mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
Kinsey walked over to Hammond.
"I bet you most girls will become pregnant tonight. Prom shouldn't even happen."
Hammond turned around and knocked him to the floor.
"Will you shut the hell up?"
Hammond turned back to the kids.
"Man that felt good."
Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful
I don't mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved
Jack gave Adam the thumbs up.
"Jack."
"Yeah."
"Can we stay like this forever?"
"Sure but I must warn you I need bathroom breaks and also breaks to eat."
Sam kissed his neck.
"But I can hold it and I could do with losing a bit of weight."
I don't mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain
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