It's All Your Fault!
"So Tyson, how about coming over for a week to my place?" asked Rei
persuasively.
"I don't know.... last time, your mom mad us eat those nasty health food
stuff...." So Tyson unconvinced.
"Don't worry! Parents are gone on vacation and I've stocked up plenty on
junk food!" Rei said even more persuasively.
"Sure thing then!" Tyson's ears perked up at the mention of junk food.
"Great, could you also invite Max, and Kenny?"
"Dude! The party is soooo not a party without them!"
"Cool,"
"Wait, is Kai coming?" asked Tyson, doubtful again.
"Uh, of course, that's why I call this the Bladebreaker reunion!" Rei crossed
his fingers.
"Fine then! How can I pass up the offer of free junk food? Grandpa's got
me on a diet! I'm dying of hunger!! Ugh!" Tyson groaned. (a/n yes!
Tyson's dying! Woohoo! loliez)
Rei chuckled,
"See you in a couple of days then! Buh bye!" Rei hung up before Tyson
could ask him anything else. (Good) he thought
Rei picked up the phone again and dialed the Hiwatari number. RING
RING.
Kai got up sleepily, it might haf been 4 pm in China but it sure wasn't
in Canada.
"WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU WANT CALLING ME AT 4am!!!!" he bellowed
into the phone. Whoever it was, he was going to kill them for disturbing his
sleep!
Rei sweat dropped, yep, same old Kai! Grumpy as ever!
"Hey Kai!" he said cheerfully into the phone.
"Rei?" asked Kai increduosly.
"The one and only!"
Kai sweat dropped this time, he should've known. Rei lived in China
and the time zone difference was 24 hours. Only Rei could call and not be
sleepy since in was 4pm in China.
Kai groaned,
"What do you want?" he growled, all he wanted was his bed and the nice
warm covers that came with it. Standing in his boxers in the kitchen was not
a smart thing to do, if it was wintertime and a blizzard was raging outside.
"I'm hosting a Bladebreakers reunion party and I was wondering if you want
to come! It's in two days and you guys are going to stay at my house for a
week," chirped Rei cheerfully.
"Is Tyson going?" this was the one and only deciding factor in which Kai
would state his answer. To tell the truth, he really didn't want to go, but he
was forced to be polite, after this *was* Rei! (a/n no, it ain't yaoi)
Rei face faulted, once Kai, always Kai. Sighing, he knew if he said
yes, Kai wouldn't come, if he said no that would be lying...
"Er... yeah." Rei decided to tell the truth, being the goody two shoes he
was.(a/n I noe he ain't but I just decided to make it that way. Dun kill me!
*dux bhind oil drum*)
"N-" Kai started then he started to feel guilt stricken, after, Rei had planned
the party and if he didn't go it would go waste..., "Fine," he sighed.
(Damn!! I'm getting weak!) he cursed himself. (a/n I repeat, this is NOT A
YAOI. They are just good frends)
"Thanks Kai! Don't worry! It'll be a great party!" and with that, Rei hung up.
Inside he congratulated himself on a job well done...
"Oh I worry!" muttered Kai into the phone but Rei had already hung up.
Sighing he returned to his bed, half frozen. He pulled the down
comforters over his head and snuggled deeper into his soft goose feather
bed imported from Denmark. (a/n just a joke about Denmark, neva meant to
offend)
~~~~~~Rei's house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Honey are you sure you will be okay without us for a week?" asked Rei's
parents worriedly.
"Last time we left, he set the house on fire and had a party without our
permission. Not only that, you let robbers in and they stole half our fortune!
Not that we have that much money... let's see, I have $1 in the bank, and
$10 hidden under the bed."
A sweat drop appeared on Rei's head.
"Mom! That was when I was 7 years old and it was your fault that only left
me with Nana. She's as blind as a bat and she's so old and wrinkly and fat
and she can't even go to the washroom by herself" Rei whined. He
shuddered at the memory of having to assist his old Nana in going to the
washroom.
~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Rei, honey, can you come over here for a second?" Nana called to her
'favourite grandson' in an old scratchy voice. (a/n don't you find it sooo
annoyin?!)
"Coming Nana!" shouted Rei from outside dutifully.
"Rei, I have to go to the washroom, will you assist me?" the tone of her
voice said that if he refused he was in major trouble.
Rei squirmed around uncomfortably, but finally found his voice,
"Of- of course, Nana..." he squeaked in an uncontrollable squeaky voice.
His palms became sweaty and beads of sweat formed on his
forehead. His face became flushed as he pushed Nana's wheelchair in the
direction of the washroom. He went inside and supported Nana on his
shoulder. She started to reach up he skirt to pull her panties down Rei
instinctively turned around, but Nana thought he was peeking and gave him
a good whap across the back of his head.
"Ouchiez! Nana! What was that for?" Rei groaned, for a dingbat, she sure
was strong!
"Fer peeking you crazy loon! What do you think I am? Blind?" she barked in
her old scratchy voice.
"Yeah," Rei muttered under his breath.
"What?!" Nana was ready to Rei another back handed slap but he ducked
and pleaded,
"I said no! You are a wonderful nana! And your eyesight is like an...a...
hawk!"
"Did you just say I smell like a sock?!" the old Nana squawked.
"No!" Rei cried out painfully. Here he was, getting beaten up by his own
grandma and he had to help her go to the washroom.
"You better not have!" the old woman grumbled.
"Why don't you go washroom" suggested Rei so that he can get this over
with quicker. If anybody knew about this, his entire rep would be ruined!
"Turn away!" the old fart screeched.
Rei had already done this, but didn't retaliate,
"Yes, Nana," he said solemnly.
Nana grumbled some more about perverted freaks and how in *her*
days no respectable grandson would ever peek at his *poor* grandmother.
"Hand me some toilet paper! But don't you dare peek!"
Rei gulped, the toilet paper was directly to her left and unless he
closed his eyes he would have to see her. Closing his eyes, he groped
around for the toilet paper, but accidentally touched Nana's leg which sent
him flying across the washroom!
"You stupid imbecile, I should have known your intention was to rape me all
along! Taking advantage of a poor old woman like me! You can be sure
that I won't leave you anything in my inheritance!" she squawked/ squealed.
Rei looked horrified, nothing from her inheritance?! No matter how
blind or fat or old she was, he ignored that, instead he was only nice
because he wanted her inheritance!! She was rich! The richest person in the
entire village! He had dreamed of the day he could buy a car with the
inherited money! Now his dreams went down the drain. Groaning he picked
himself up and staggered out of the washroom.
Nana came out later, without any help and she looked fine! Rei
moaned, why did she want him to help her if she didn't need any help??
He sighed and ran outside to Lee's house to escape the raging bull he
had for a grandma...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rei had a headache just thinking about it! He clutched his forehead, but
quickly let go when his parents stared at him strangely,
"Are you okay honey?"
"Do you want us to stay?" asked both his parents worriedly.
"No!" his parents looked taken back.
"I mean, no, I shouldn't keep you here, I'll be fine!"
"If you insist," and with that, both of them whisked out the door.
Rei grinned knowingly. He felt so tired right now though, and
darkness soon claimed him. Suddenly a cute,
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI!" sent him sprawling across the floor...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hehe, left u guys wit a cliffie! Guess who the "voice" was! I'll review the story of the person who gets it I'll also name them in my next chappie! Anyways, please review! I luv reviews!! I want at least 10 reviews b4 I update! IF YOU UPDATE I'LL POST THE NEW CHAPPIE! If u read any of my otha fics u wud noe.
-Kuroi Neko
Ps. My other fics are:
Sweet Revenge - I dun think u can find this on the find/ search thingymabobby
Kawaii Kitties!- This is my first humor fic! Kai and Tyson get turned into cats!
In Your Dreams and In My Nightmares- My second fic.
"So Tyson, how about coming over for a week to my place?" asked Rei
persuasively.
"I don't know.... last time, your mom mad us eat those nasty health food
stuff...." So Tyson unconvinced.
"Don't worry! Parents are gone on vacation and I've stocked up plenty on
junk food!" Rei said even more persuasively.
"Sure thing then!" Tyson's ears perked up at the mention of junk food.
"Great, could you also invite Max, and Kenny?"
"Dude! The party is soooo not a party without them!"
"Cool,"
"Wait, is Kai coming?" asked Tyson, doubtful again.
"Uh, of course, that's why I call this the Bladebreaker reunion!" Rei crossed
his fingers.
"Fine then! How can I pass up the offer of free junk food? Grandpa's got
me on a diet! I'm dying of hunger!! Ugh!" Tyson groaned. (a/n yes!
Tyson's dying! Woohoo! loliez)
Rei chuckled,
"See you in a couple of days then! Buh bye!" Rei hung up before Tyson
could ask him anything else. (Good) he thought
Rei picked up the phone again and dialed the Hiwatari number. RING
RING.
Kai got up sleepily, it might haf been 4 pm in China but it sure wasn't
in Canada.
"WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU WANT CALLING ME AT 4am!!!!" he bellowed
into the phone. Whoever it was, he was going to kill them for disturbing his
sleep!
Rei sweat dropped, yep, same old Kai! Grumpy as ever!
"Hey Kai!" he said cheerfully into the phone.
"Rei?" asked Kai increduosly.
"The one and only!"
Kai sweat dropped this time, he should've known. Rei lived in China
and the time zone difference was 24 hours. Only Rei could call and not be
sleepy since in was 4pm in China.
Kai groaned,
"What do you want?" he growled, all he wanted was his bed and the nice
warm covers that came with it. Standing in his boxers in the kitchen was not
a smart thing to do, if it was wintertime and a blizzard was raging outside.
"I'm hosting a Bladebreakers reunion party and I was wondering if you want
to come! It's in two days and you guys are going to stay at my house for a
week," chirped Rei cheerfully.
"Is Tyson going?" this was the one and only deciding factor in which Kai
would state his answer. To tell the truth, he really didn't want to go, but he
was forced to be polite, after this *was* Rei! (a/n no, it ain't yaoi)
Rei face faulted, once Kai, always Kai. Sighing, he knew if he said
yes, Kai wouldn't come, if he said no that would be lying...
"Er... yeah." Rei decided to tell the truth, being the goody two shoes he
was.(a/n I noe he ain't but I just decided to make it that way. Dun kill me!
*dux bhind oil drum*)
"N-" Kai started then he started to feel guilt stricken, after, Rei had planned
the party and if he didn't go it would go waste..., "Fine," he sighed.
(Damn!! I'm getting weak!) he cursed himself. (a/n I repeat, this is NOT A
YAOI. They are just good frends)
"Thanks Kai! Don't worry! It'll be a great party!" and with that, Rei hung up.
Inside he congratulated himself on a job well done...
"Oh I worry!" muttered Kai into the phone but Rei had already hung up.
Sighing he returned to his bed, half frozen. He pulled the down
comforters over his head and snuggled deeper into his soft goose feather
bed imported from Denmark. (a/n just a joke about Denmark, neva meant to
offend)
~~~~~~Rei's house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Honey are you sure you will be okay without us for a week?" asked Rei's
parents worriedly.
"Last time we left, he set the house on fire and had a party without our
permission. Not only that, you let robbers in and they stole half our fortune!
Not that we have that much money... let's see, I have $1 in the bank, and
$10 hidden under the bed."
A sweat drop appeared on Rei's head.
"Mom! That was when I was 7 years old and it was your fault that only left
me with Nana. She's as blind as a bat and she's so old and wrinkly and fat
and she can't even go to the washroom by herself" Rei whined. He
shuddered at the memory of having to assist his old Nana in going to the
washroom.
~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Rei, honey, can you come over here for a second?" Nana called to her
'favourite grandson' in an old scratchy voice. (a/n don't you find it sooo
annoyin?!)
"Coming Nana!" shouted Rei from outside dutifully.
"Rei, I have to go to the washroom, will you assist me?" the tone of her
voice said that if he refused he was in major trouble.
Rei squirmed around uncomfortably, but finally found his voice,
"Of- of course, Nana..." he squeaked in an uncontrollable squeaky voice.
His palms became sweaty and beads of sweat formed on his
forehead. His face became flushed as he pushed Nana's wheelchair in the
direction of the washroom. He went inside and supported Nana on his
shoulder. She started to reach up he skirt to pull her panties down Rei
instinctively turned around, but Nana thought he was peeking and gave him
a good whap across the back of his head.
"Ouchiez! Nana! What was that for?" Rei groaned, for a dingbat, she sure
was strong!
"Fer peeking you crazy loon! What do you think I am? Blind?" she barked in
her old scratchy voice.
"Yeah," Rei muttered under his breath.
"What?!" Nana was ready to Rei another back handed slap but he ducked
and pleaded,
"I said no! You are a wonderful nana! And your eyesight is like an...a...
hawk!"
"Did you just say I smell like a sock?!" the old Nana squawked.
"No!" Rei cried out painfully. Here he was, getting beaten up by his own
grandma and he had to help her go to the washroom.
"You better not have!" the old woman grumbled.
"Why don't you go washroom" suggested Rei so that he can get this over
with quicker. If anybody knew about this, his entire rep would be ruined!
"Turn away!" the old fart screeched.
Rei had already done this, but didn't retaliate,
"Yes, Nana," he said solemnly.
Nana grumbled some more about perverted freaks and how in *her*
days no respectable grandson would ever peek at his *poor* grandmother.
"Hand me some toilet paper! But don't you dare peek!"
Rei gulped, the toilet paper was directly to her left and unless he
closed his eyes he would have to see her. Closing his eyes, he groped
around for the toilet paper, but accidentally touched Nana's leg which sent
him flying across the washroom!
"You stupid imbecile, I should have known your intention was to rape me all
along! Taking advantage of a poor old woman like me! You can be sure
that I won't leave you anything in my inheritance!" she squawked/ squealed.
Rei looked horrified, nothing from her inheritance?! No matter how
blind or fat or old she was, he ignored that, instead he was only nice
because he wanted her inheritance!! She was rich! The richest person in the
entire village! He had dreamed of the day he could buy a car with the
inherited money! Now his dreams went down the drain. Groaning he picked
himself up and staggered out of the washroom.
Nana came out later, without any help and she looked fine! Rei
moaned, why did she want him to help her if she didn't need any help??
He sighed and ran outside to Lee's house to escape the raging bull he
had for a grandma...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rei had a headache just thinking about it! He clutched his forehead, but
quickly let go when his parents stared at him strangely,
"Are you okay honey?"
"Do you want us to stay?" asked both his parents worriedly.
"No!" his parents looked taken back.
"I mean, no, I shouldn't keep you here, I'll be fine!"
"If you insist," and with that, both of them whisked out the door.
Rei grinned knowingly. He felt so tired right now though, and
darkness soon claimed him. Suddenly a cute,
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI!" sent him sprawling across the floor...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hehe, left u guys wit a cliffie! Guess who the "voice" was! I'll review the story of the person who gets it I'll also name them in my next chappie! Anyways, please review! I luv reviews!! I want at least 10 reviews b4 I update! IF YOU UPDATE I'LL POST THE NEW CHAPPIE! If u read any of my otha fics u wud noe.
-Kuroi Neko
Ps. My other fics are:
Sweet Revenge - I dun think u can find this on the find/ search thingymabobby
Kawaii Kitties!- This is my first humor fic! Kai and Tyson get turned into cats!
In Your Dreams and In My Nightmares- My second fic.