SUBTITLES The Alchemy Exam
Keiyou says... Oh man, I had these sitting on my comp over the summer,
the stories started when my brother was being a little bi-atch while I was on the internet, I decided to be a smart-bass and type everything he was saying to me... hence I found something to do during the summer break!
:past, Al, 11. Ed, 12:
Mustang stood at atention while Hughes looked over his shoulder at the name sheets
Random Bob, one of many random people taking the prestegius exam was talking to Havoc, (who was retaking the exam over a bet he lost) next to him "Dont cheat!"
Havoc's eyes went blood-shot and he gripped his head in frustration "NO NO! IM DEAD!"
Ed looked over with mild interest at the jumpy man. "Cool!"
"Are you dying?" Al asked sympatheticly.
Havoc straitened up like he'd never been manic in the first place "I dont know what your talking about."
There was a sudden series of banging on glass from outside that distracted most of the test-takers.
A burly man stood outside the window while a bunch of pink swirly starish apendages pounded on the window. "OPEN UP!"
the man shouted
Everyone stayed where they were.
A guy named random Tim, like pretty much everyone else, got sick of answering the questions and started headbanging while shouting; "ROLLING STONES!"
The burly man had crawled through the window after the shiny sprites opened the winow, he straitened out his uniform, slapped a stack of mail on the desk and asked proudly; "Who called Fed-Ex?"
Al had taken the oppertunity to ransack the mail lying on the desk below "HEY, I GOT A DISCOUNT!"
A younger guy with a nametag that read; Cain Fury,screamed as everyone in their seats got up and charged after Al in persuit of the envelope he held.
Hawkeye took the comotion as an oppertunity to talk to Mustang privately "Can we go horseback riding later?"
Mustang replied by saying; "Rental product keeped more than seven days and void will prohibit."
He got caught up in reading the mail too.
Hughes popped a couple stress pills "Im gonna blow my brains out pretty soon..."
The fuerher looked in shock as he noticed the reason everyone was leaving their seats. "OH MY GOD! YOU LEFT THE CHEAT SHEETS OUT!"
Mustang looked at his commanding chief. "they've been there for months..."
"HEY! WERE ARE YOU GOING!" Hawkeye said venimously as she caught a random Larry going back to his seat with the said cheat sheets.
Ed, the only one still at his seat, threw a chair at the scrambling crowd. "SHUT UP!" he yelled with I'll-set-you-ablaze eyes.
Random Jimmy, who had been drunk too boot when he came in had been making a mini model of a helium balloon when he said sluringly; "Were in a bar! GROW UP!"
Al had grown bored of the letters and raided a box of labled bottles "I FOUND POISON!"
Hughes looked up sharply "OH GOOD GOD!" and took the box with the name 'Maes' on it from him
Mustang had grown weary of the Major and asked; "When are you leaving?"
KRASH!
Hughes had dropped his box.
As Ed read, strange fumes were spreading around the room, making him and everyone else (save Alphonse) feel weird. "WORDS... HURTING... BRAIN!"
Al walked up behind his brother "This is coming from a person who would walk up to somebody and say F OFF!"
Ed just looked at Al more annoyed than he'd been since he got here "Umm... BullSh..."
A sudden series of car horns blair outside as they swerve to avoid a rather colorful looking Fed-EX truck.
Hawkeye noticed that the crowd had dispersed and everyone was back at there seats "...And the crowd goes quiet..."
"Great..." Mustang murmured thinking how wonderful it would be to soak his head in a tub of gin.
Hughes looked sympatheticly (or is it a fume induced look) at his long-time friend. "Does somebody want a hug?"
Mustang just gives him a hard long look.
Fury grew concerned at the second leutienants strange behavior as she stood where most of the fumes were gathering. "I dont know if shes drunk or just high..."
Hawkeye looked at them with shifty eyes and pulled something sharp out of her uniform "Wanna see what I can do with my ice pick?" she slurred and ran outside into the parking lot.
Havoc had instantly left his seat when he heard his car alarms go off and ran outside to the now crazed woman "WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CANT USE THAT ON MY CAR!" they heard him yelling.
"That is sad..." Mustang said frowning his disaproval of the second leiutenants behavior... then laughed as the fumes gathered around him.
The Furher, who was strangely uneffected by the gas, turned to the now monky-like test-takers "PUT DOWN YOUR PENCILS, PLEASE, THE TEST IS OVER!"
Ed shot up throwing a tantrum "WAIT! IM NOT FINISHED!"
He ended up being escorted out by some bouncers. "DWAHHHHHH!"
Alphonse walked out without his head, not realizing this...
The Furher, who had been admiring the new helmet Fury was wearing, clapped his hands all girly-like "Okay people, we can turn this place back into a rehab now..."
MORE TO COME... oh dear lord... my mom was looking at this... she just called Hughes "Hodges" (LOL)