Hello All! Hope you enjoy the story. Heads up though, this is a fanfiction that I am writing with two of my friends. We all came up with our own fancharacters. This story is just a collection of chapters that I have written and so will mostly revolve around my character, Almight Tallest Kai. So a few times during this story, it will seem like I'm skipping alot, but I am not. The parts that are seemingly missing, are actually told through the POV of my friends characters in their chapters. We actually have our own website that holds all of are fanfic chapters as well as character pictures on it. But it hasn't been updated in quite awhile (we are slackers to the end) And so newly madepictures and chapters have not been uploaded yet.Anyhow, You'll be introduced to my friends characters later on in the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim. Or the characters of Mah and Ren. I do, however own Kai.

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-Zap!-

The inactive pak on the smeet's back was activated by the robotic arm.

"Welcome to life Irken child, Report for duty." The computer said.

"Duty?" The smeet asked, somewhat confused.

The computer did not respond, instead another robotic arm picked up the smeet and dropped it down a chute.

-Whoosh-

The smeetling suddenly found itself in a chair, with random cables hooked up into it's pak.

"Prepare to be filled with the all the Knowledge of the Great Irken Race." A different computer voice said. The smeet shut down as information started to course from the computer into the Irken child's pak. The smeet jerked and twitched a bit as the downloading commenced. It stops and she wakes up.

The computer voice said, "Upload complete. You have been given a name. IDENTIFY YOURSELF."

"I am Kai." The smeet replied.

With those words said, some robotic arms remove her from the chair, another Irken smeet landing in it as soon as she leaves. Some how knowing where to go next, Kai heads over to the basic training facility, only 5 minutes after settling in, the power on the entire planet of Irk goes out…

A few years later…

"Alright!" Kai smiled triumphantly. She currently had the highest score in the battle tactics simulations. But it didn't last long, her blue eyes narrowed when a new score replaced her own. She didn't know who this "Red" was, but she would beat Them. A few minutes later shewas once more the one who had the highest score.Which soon was short lived as "Red" knocked her back to second. She growled and slipped off the holo visors just a bit. Spying on her fellow Irken trainees, she stopped and stared at the one seated on the other side of the room from her. Kai had a fairly good idea at who "Red" was now. Like herself, the red-eyed Irken was taller than the other Irkens in the room. He slipped off his visor and gave her a smirk. Shegrowled back, Kai knew a challenge when she saw one. She was not about to let this Red beat her. Switching the settings on the simulation, she soon was in multiplayer mode with Red as her enemy. Now they would see who was the better. In the hours that followed, she battled her rival, their scores constantly switching. But Kai made a fatal mistake in her tactics, something Red was quick to jump on. She knew it was over, when suddenly they both were beaten.

"What?" Both yelled as the name "Purple" replaced "Red" as the highest score, knocking Kai from second to third. Slipping off the visors, she glared at the only one who could have been called Purple. He gave her a cheery wave, an extremely smug look gracing his face.

Apparently, while Red and Kai were bashing each other, Purple had built up his forces waiting for the right moment to strike. Kai mentally slapped herself from not paying attention to the other Irkens that could have joined in their multiplayer simulation.

Purple smirked as both Red and Kai fumed and cursedat him. He knew that they were better than him at battle tactics, which was why he bided his time before making a move. Perfect timing too, for a voice announced that battle simulation was over, so there was no chance that either one of them could knock him off the first place. At least not until tomorrow.

Many more years later…

"By Irk, I'm late" Kai said to herself, dashing through the hallways. The newest Tallest was suppose to be giving his addressing speech. It was strange but Almighty Miyuki had vanished without a trace. After a few more years (the control brains took the job as Tallest and halted all invasions and huge ventures until they decided on a new one.) The Tallest was finally decided, and now here she was, late for Tallest Spork's speech. Kai heard a strange crash coming from the auditorium, and shoved open the doors. Only to yell in surprise at the huge blobby thing that was rampaging around. Her yell brought the blob's attention to her, and Kai soon found herself racing down the halls with the monster after her. With much skill on her part and a little bit of sheer luck, the energy blob was contained.

Like all Irkens above a certain height, Kai had to go before the control brain to have her height measured. But a new Tallest was not announced. Meaning the there must have been a tied in height among a few Irkens, that meant that the Brains were going to wait a while to see if any of the chosen Irkens grew taller. Kai was one of the candidates for the honor of being a Tallest, but she did not let that go to her head. 'After all, I'm almost reaching maturity. Which means I most likely won't be able to increase in height any longer.' Kai figured that Red or Mah would be chosen, for while she was on of the tallest Irkens to be measured, they were a few inches taller than her.

Year and a half later...

"Commander!"

"Hmmm?"

"Did you hear the messag-," Kai interrupted the technician with "Not now, I'm busy."

The technician, though anxious to deliver the message, kept silent while trying to see what the commander was doing. 'She might be the next tallest…' the technician thought, for while Kai did not notice, she had grown a foot, maybe more, during thetime that she was aboard the Scouter. Like the name suggested, it's purpose was to scout the edge of the empire for any planets or trouble that might interest the Empire. Kai was the commander of the ship, her being the tallest one aboard it.

"Commander!" The Irken said, trying once again to relay the message.

"Hang on." Kai replied, waving the technician away with her hand.

The technician was now extremely curious to see what she was doing. Extending his robotic spider legs, he was able to view the top of the table. There were battle plans spread out along the table, but Kai was not focusing on that. No, she was focusing on a mysterious white box that also laid on the table.

"Commander, it can't wait, there's an urgent message from the Contro," But the technician was once again interrupted.

"What type of filling do you think this donut has? I can't tell from the outside and I really don't want to ruin it by cutting it open."

The technician fell over when he realized that the white box was filled with donuts. Kai looked down at him and frowned.

"You might want to get those roboticlegs check, I don't believe they are suppose to do that." She commented.

The Irken technician quickly got up, he should not have been surprised. Brilliant as the commander was, she still had the attention span of a smeetand was easily distracted. Especially if it involved snacks in any way, shape, or form. Kai finally noted his expression, "What?" she asked.

"You have received a transmission to return to Irk. It is important, it came from the Control Brains themselves."

Kai stared thoughtfully into space. "Alright, set coordinates towards Irk." She said with a wave of her hand. The technician nodded and left. 'Interesting, I guess I'm still a candidate for Tallest. That would be the only reason why the Brains asked for my presences...I think this is theblojaenian jellyfilled one.' Kai thought picking out the donut.

Some time later...

Kai waited patiently for the measuring to be completed. She stood in front of the Control Brain, as a cable running from it to her pak was working to take her height and store it for comparison to any other Irken called back.

"Vexing." The brains said.

"Hmm?" Kai asked as the cable disconnected from her pak.

"You have reached maturity? Yes?"

"Ummm…yes…I believeso, would that not be recorded in my pak?"

The Control Brain gave no answer as it silently debated. 'It is the same height as the other two. Even using the smallest unit possible, they are all three the exact same height.' Right Brain communicated to Left. 'Perhaps a re-measuring is in order?' Left asked Right.

Within minutes the sound of the door sliding open drew Kai's attention to it.

"You!" she said at the same time as the newcomer did. Red and Kai looked at each other, abit uneasy as both noticed that they looked exactly the same height. Their gawking was interrupted by the sound of the door sliding open again. In walked Purple, eating from a bag of popcorn. "You too?" Red and Kai called out at the same time. Purple might have had said the same thing, but it was not recognizable as his mouth was full of popcorn.

Standing beside each other, they waited while the cables extended again to measure their height. Kai looked over at Purple, or more specifically, the bag of popcorn. "Where did you get the popcorn?" She asked.

When the measuring was done, all three waited. But the control brain said nothing. It was debating again.

'Yes, and all three have passed maturity, so there will not be a any sort of chance of one actually being taller than the other two.' Left said to Right.

'Indeed, and no other Irkens, that have not reached maturity yet, are even close to their height.'

'It is vexing'

'It has not happened before'

'Is it possible?'

If it could, the right brain would have shrugged. 'It is law. The time of deciding is over.'

'Indeed. It will be done.'

"Soooo…who is taller?" Red asked, reaching for another hand full of popcorn.

"You three are the new Almighty Tallest." The Control Brain proclaimed.

All three of them froze.

"What?" They asked in unison.

"It is decided."

The platforms started to sink into a lower level, taking the three new Tallests with them.

Still stunned, Kai stood once again before the control brains, this time clothed in the armor and robe of an Almighty Tallest, instead of her normal commander's outfit. Red and Purple were equal still in shock. She glanced at their new upgraded pak and knew that hers was upgraded in the same way. It had been a weird feeling for all the new data and other upgrades to have been uploaded into her pak. As well as being taken off the general network system that all other Irken's paks were on. 'This is so strange…' Kai thought to herself. 'But man, I'm hungry.'

A few hours later…

"Wiggle your antenna in salute, for here they are. Your all knowing, all powerful leaders, The Almighty Tallests."

The crowd of Irkens were stunned for a split second as the platform floated down from the ceiling bearing not one, but three new Tallests. But soon they started to cheer wildly.

"This is going to be interesting…"Kai muttered to the other two, while waving a hand at the crowd. Red and Purple nodded in agreement.

"What are we going to do first?" Red asked.

"Let's go eat food, I don't know about you, but I'm hungry!" Purple added.

Kai and Red thought about that and nodded, they were too.

After the ceremony….

"Now what?" Red asked, as the trio settled in their new, private quarters.

"I don't know, I've always followed a Tallest, never thought I would become one." Kai said, testing out the new hover feature in her belt.

"Wheee!" Purple said, hovering wildly around the room.

Splat!

Red shook his head, but Kai said "Come on, you know you want to…Well," she looked at Purple, who had collided with the wall, "Except for that part…"

She joined Purple in hovering around the room, it wasn't long before Red joined.

After a while he asked again "But seriously, what are we going to do?"

"The others gave out orders." Purple said

"So what orders should we give out?"

"I don't know Red," Kai replied as she explored the rooms, "Perhaps we should come out with an outline of sort of what we want and need to be accomplished for the Empire."

"That's an idea Kai, we could always use more planets." Red replied.

"We would need more invaders and soldiers though." Purple added. "What do you think Kai?"

"Kai?" Red called out. The two looked around for the blue Tallest.

The sound of something crinkling drew them over to a room with the door partly opened. Inside was a extreme amount of snacks, with Kai hovering around the room wildly, grabbing and eating random things. She attempted to say something, but was foiled due to the fact that her mouth was full. It did not really matter, for soon Purple joined her in the consuming of the snacks.

"..." Red shook his head, but wasn't long in joining his fellow tallest in the snacking.

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Some of the inspiration for this story I got from reading the script of 'The Trial' episode. I understand that the process of being a Tallest may not be accurate, but this is my fanfiction after all...

Anyhow, I have 13 more chapters that are finished and that I'll be adding eventually. Reviews are appreciated, stories are written to be read