It's All Your Fault
TK: Well, well, I must say, I can't believe I've come this far with this fic, but still I POSOLUTELY ABSITIVELY LUV IT! You can't imagine what fun it is torturing everyone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That night, everyone was gathered around the table eating. Or rather,
Tyson and Gary were eating and the rest of the people staring. It seemed
that if there were children of the cookie monster, they were them. Tyson's
blue hair seemed like the cookie monster's blue fur and Gary had inherited
the cookie monster's er, round stomach if I don't want to be mean. They
were having an eating contest and though they had been eating non- stop
for the past hour or longer, they showed no signs of giving up. Max cheered
Tyson on while Kevin rooted for Gary!
"Go Tyson! You da man! Wooohoo!!!" Max bounced around the kitchen,
yes you heard me right, BOUNCED around the kitchen. It seemed Carmen's
hyperness was contagious.
Carmen sat on the counter in pleasant conversation with Mariah,
talking about the latest boy bands and Carmen telling Mariah her latest crush
and just about everything normal girls talk about.
Carmen could get real girly like if she wanted to and only around in
Mariah. She even let Mariah subject her to making her up. Mariah was her
role model obviously.
Gary suddenly let out a huge burp!!
"Excuse Gary." Then promptly went back to eating!
"Hish borp shure ish woud!" Tyson commented while stuffing his face!
"C'mon Tyson! I betted $10 on you! Don't lose!" Rei crossed his fingers.
Kai walked passed Tyson on his way out of the back door when he
tripped and bumped into Tyson! Muttering a sorry and he quickly made his
way out of there, to avoid further embarrassment since most of the people
were snickering or laughing at him!
Suddenly choking noises came from Tyson and he keeled over, face
first into his food!
Gasping, Rei and Max pulled Tyson up and looked at him. Uh oh!
Tyson's face was all blue and strange noises emitted from his mouth.
Carmen ran over and told every one to stand back! Completing the Heimlich
Manoeuvre a few times made a meat ball pop from Tyson's throat and fly
towards the wall, ricochet back towards the group and landing in Tyson's
bowl again.
"Are you okay?"
"What happened?"
"Ewwww..."
"I'm fine, I think... That Kai! He knocked me over and I choked on that
stupid meatball! Just wait 'til I get my hands on him!!!!" Tyson growled
and balled his fist.
"Er, Ty, I'm sure it was an accident, after all, why would Kai try to kill
you?" Rei tried to protest Kai's innocence.
"Then why the hell was he so quick to leave the kitchen?!" Tyson
bellowed.
"Um, he was in a hurry?" Rei tried to defend Kai.
"To get away from me so I wouldn't kill him! That jerk! I'm going after
him! Anyone wishing to witness Kai's death; follow me!" He raised his fork
in the air. "Kai's going down", and rushed out with half the people at his
tail!
Lee, Gary, Carmen, and Kenny were left standing there.
"I don't know about you, but I'm going to try to stop Tyson from killing
Kai." Rei raced out the door.
"Gary wants to know what going on. Why everyone leave Gary here?"
"Eh, don't worry, Tyson's only going to kill Kai." Lee assured his friend.
"Oh, then, maybe Gary go home. Gary full now, and Gary see no point in
staying at Rei's home." Gary muttered as he lumbered out of Rei's house.
Kai sat amidst some trees in a forest quite close to Rei's house. Kai
smiled, he wouldn't mind living here... He launched Dranzer and she came
out, and hopped onto his lap. He stroked his dearest friend in the world, on
her head. She cooed in delight and clucked at him.
THIS is paradise. Let me rephrase that. This WAS paradise until an
annoying voice hollered,
"Kai! You coward, come back here so I can strangle you!"
"Tyson! You won't do anything like that! Look, I'm sure it was an
accident." Rei tried to soothe the irate Bladebreaker.
"Accident my ass! he did it deliberately and that's the end of
that!" Tyson's face was red all over and he looked left and right, trying to
see even the tip of Kai's scarf.
Rei sighed and knew it was nearly impossible to change Tyson's mind
once he made it up.
Tyson stormed off into the bustling city and called Kai's name every
second or so. Many bystanders looked at Tyson curiously and others
backed away, whispering.
"Such a rude boy!"
"He's soo fat!"
"Why is he so loud?"
"Who the hell is Kai?"
"STOP SHOUTING!" Rei finally yelled at Tyson, after getting embarrassed by
the people's whisperings. Obviously Tyson didn't know what they were
saying since they were talking Chinese.
"I'M TRYING TO FIND KAI!!" Tyson yelled back.
"THAT'S KINDA OBVIOUS!! BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'S JUST
GONNA GIVE HIMSELF UP?!" Rei tried knocking some sense into Tyson.
"YES! I mean, NO! I mean, WHAT?!" Tyson was getting frustrated!
"Look, he's going to have to come back sooner or later, so why don't we all
head back to my place?" Rei tried to keep his anger in check, but by the last
sentence, he was gritting his teeth so hard, you could almost here them
cracking!
"I want to kill him, NOW!"
"STOP FIGHTING, I'M HERE AND NO, YOU CANNOT KILL ME!" Kai roared,
appearing almost out of nowhere. He towered over them, steam practically
coming out of his ears.
"Er, HI KAI!! I've been looking all over for you! And who said anything about
killing? I haven't." *cough cough* "Crap, maybe I should kill him indirectly
like, POISONING HIS FOOD!" Tyson thought to himself. ^^
"Don't even think about slipping anything into my food." Kai glared
daggers, no, MACES at Tyson.
"Who said I was thinking that? I wasn't." *cough cough* "Maybe I should
suffocate him in his sleep."
"Suffocating me won't work ya know." Kai smirked as Dranzer searched
Tyson's mind.
"How? How could you read my mind?!" Tyson spluttered.
"Oh, I don't know, lucky guess maybe?" Kai said mocking Tyson.
"Arg! Who cares! I'm gonna knock you out right here right now!" and with
that, Tyson leaped at Kai!
Kai stepped neatly aside and Tyson ran into a tree!
"Ouch... @.@" Tyson was thoroughly knocked out.
Poke poke.
"Tyson?" Max asked worried.
"Is he okay?"
"That lump's pretty big!"
"It's so much more peaceful when Tyson's knocked out."
Poke, poke. Poke, poke, poke.
"Is he gonna wake up soon?"
Poke, poke, pinch.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! THAT HURT!" Tyson jumped
10 feet into the air and screamed.
"HE LIVES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" everyone ran away before Tyson could kill
them.
"COME BACK HERE! WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS..." Tyson yelled.
He huffed and stomped back to Rei's house...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay okay, I admit it's short. But I kinda don't know any more ideas, hmm, drop a few will ya on ur way out. Thanx!
-Tenma Koneko
TK: Well, well, I must say, I can't believe I've come this far with this fic, but still I POSOLUTELY ABSITIVELY LUV IT! You can't imagine what fun it is torturing everyone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That night, everyone was gathered around the table eating. Or rather,
Tyson and Gary were eating and the rest of the people staring. It seemed
that if there were children of the cookie monster, they were them. Tyson's
blue hair seemed like the cookie monster's blue fur and Gary had inherited
the cookie monster's er, round stomach if I don't want to be mean. They
were having an eating contest and though they had been eating non- stop
for the past hour or longer, they showed no signs of giving up. Max cheered
Tyson on while Kevin rooted for Gary!
"Go Tyson! You da man! Wooohoo!!!" Max bounced around the kitchen,
yes you heard me right, BOUNCED around the kitchen. It seemed Carmen's
hyperness was contagious.
Carmen sat on the counter in pleasant conversation with Mariah,
talking about the latest boy bands and Carmen telling Mariah her latest crush
and just about everything normal girls talk about.
Carmen could get real girly like if she wanted to and only around in
Mariah. She even let Mariah subject her to making her up. Mariah was her
role model obviously.
Gary suddenly let out a huge burp!!
"Excuse Gary." Then promptly went back to eating!
"Hish borp shure ish woud!" Tyson commented while stuffing his face!
"C'mon Tyson! I betted $10 on you! Don't lose!" Rei crossed his fingers.
Kai walked passed Tyson on his way out of the back door when he
tripped and bumped into Tyson! Muttering a sorry and he quickly made his
way out of there, to avoid further embarrassment since most of the people
were snickering or laughing at him!
Suddenly choking noises came from Tyson and he keeled over, face
first into his food!
Gasping, Rei and Max pulled Tyson up and looked at him. Uh oh!
Tyson's face was all blue and strange noises emitted from his mouth.
Carmen ran over and told every one to stand back! Completing the Heimlich
Manoeuvre a few times made a meat ball pop from Tyson's throat and fly
towards the wall, ricochet back towards the group and landing in Tyson's
bowl again.
"Are you okay?"
"What happened?"
"Ewwww..."
"I'm fine, I think... That Kai! He knocked me over and I choked on that
stupid meatball! Just wait 'til I get my hands on him!!!!" Tyson growled
and balled his fist.
"Er, Ty, I'm sure it was an accident, after all, why would Kai try to kill
you?" Rei tried to protest Kai's innocence.
"Then why the hell was he so quick to leave the kitchen?!" Tyson
bellowed.
"Um, he was in a hurry?" Rei tried to defend Kai.
"To get away from me so I wouldn't kill him! That jerk! I'm going after
him! Anyone wishing to witness Kai's death; follow me!" He raised his fork
in the air. "Kai's going down", and rushed out with half the people at his
tail!
Lee, Gary, Carmen, and Kenny were left standing there.
"I don't know about you, but I'm going to try to stop Tyson from killing
Kai." Rei raced out the door.
"Gary wants to know what going on. Why everyone leave Gary here?"
"Eh, don't worry, Tyson's only going to kill Kai." Lee assured his friend.
"Oh, then, maybe Gary go home. Gary full now, and Gary see no point in
staying at Rei's home." Gary muttered as he lumbered out of Rei's house.
Kai sat amidst some trees in a forest quite close to Rei's house. Kai
smiled, he wouldn't mind living here... He launched Dranzer and she came
out, and hopped onto his lap. He stroked his dearest friend in the world, on
her head. She cooed in delight and clucked at him.
THIS is paradise. Let me rephrase that. This WAS paradise until an
annoying voice hollered,
"Kai! You coward, come back here so I can strangle you!"
"Tyson! You won't do anything like that! Look, I'm sure it was an
accident." Rei tried to soothe the irate Bladebreaker.
"Accident my ass! he did it deliberately and that's the end of
that!" Tyson's face was red all over and he looked left and right, trying to
see even the tip of Kai's scarf.
Rei sighed and knew it was nearly impossible to change Tyson's mind
once he made it up.
Tyson stormed off into the bustling city and called Kai's name every
second or so. Many bystanders looked at Tyson curiously and others
backed away, whispering.
"Such a rude boy!"
"He's soo fat!"
"Why is he so loud?"
"Who the hell is Kai?"
"STOP SHOUTING!" Rei finally yelled at Tyson, after getting embarrassed by
the people's whisperings. Obviously Tyson didn't know what they were
saying since they were talking Chinese.
"I'M TRYING TO FIND KAI!!" Tyson yelled back.
"THAT'S KINDA OBVIOUS!! BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'S JUST
GONNA GIVE HIMSELF UP?!" Rei tried knocking some sense into Tyson.
"YES! I mean, NO! I mean, WHAT?!" Tyson was getting frustrated!
"Look, he's going to have to come back sooner or later, so why don't we all
head back to my place?" Rei tried to keep his anger in check, but by the last
sentence, he was gritting his teeth so hard, you could almost here them
cracking!
"I want to kill him, NOW!"
"STOP FIGHTING, I'M HERE AND NO, YOU CANNOT KILL ME!" Kai roared,
appearing almost out of nowhere. He towered over them, steam practically
coming out of his ears.
"Er, HI KAI!! I've been looking all over for you! And who said anything about
killing? I haven't." *cough cough* "Crap, maybe I should kill him indirectly
like, POISONING HIS FOOD!" Tyson thought to himself. ^^
"Don't even think about slipping anything into my food." Kai glared
daggers, no, MACES at Tyson.
"Who said I was thinking that? I wasn't." *cough cough* "Maybe I should
suffocate him in his sleep."
"Suffocating me won't work ya know." Kai smirked as Dranzer searched
Tyson's mind.
"How? How could you read my mind?!" Tyson spluttered.
"Oh, I don't know, lucky guess maybe?" Kai said mocking Tyson.
"Arg! Who cares! I'm gonna knock you out right here right now!" and with
that, Tyson leaped at Kai!
Kai stepped neatly aside and Tyson ran into a tree!
"Ouch... @.@" Tyson was thoroughly knocked out.
Poke poke.
"Tyson?" Max asked worried.
"Is he okay?"
"That lump's pretty big!"
"It's so much more peaceful when Tyson's knocked out."
Poke, poke. Poke, poke, poke.
"Is he gonna wake up soon?"
Poke, poke, pinch.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! THAT HURT!" Tyson jumped
10 feet into the air and screamed.
"HE LIVES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" everyone ran away before Tyson could kill
them.
"COME BACK HERE! WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS..." Tyson yelled.
He huffed and stomped back to Rei's house...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay okay, I admit it's short. But I kinda don't know any more ideas, hmm, drop a few will ya on ur way out. Thanx!
-Tenma Koneko