It's All Your Fault
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Kai: Why must I be tortured?!
TK: People think its funny, honey. Hey! That rhymed!! ^^
Kai: Honey?!
TK: uh, yea, I'm calling you honey cuz um, hmmm, dunno! ^^ is there something wrong! *whips out hammer with huge dent in the middle.*
Kai: I could take you on!
*bonk*
Kai: @.@
TK: Now that that little pest is taken care of, we can start the fic! *grins proudly at the even huger dent in the middle* in case you're wondering, that first dent came from Tyson's thick head. ^^ *grins eerily at you* you WILL review b4 leavin rite? *fingers the hammer lovingly* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Where is he?!" Tyson bellowed as someone opened the door to supposedly
Rei's house
"Who are you?!" The person stared at Tyson as if he was a ten-headed
monster.
"Wrong house!" Tyson pasted an all too big smile on his face and ran away.
"Kids and their pranks..." the person muttered before shutting the door and
shuffling away.
"Phew! That was close! Now where is Rei's house? I thought the number
was 152! Or was that 215?" Tyson rubbed his chin for a second before
throwing his hands up in frustration, "Argh! Fine then! I'll just have to check
every single house!"
"Get out of my house!"
"Eep! Who are you?!"
"I don't want whatever you're selling!"
"Stupid salespeople."
"What are you doing?!"
"Get off my lawn before I sic my dog on you!" A ferocious looking
Doberman with red eyes glared and growled at a freaked out Tyson.
"Eek! I'm getting! I'm getting!" Tyson hurriedly put some distance from the
dog and himself.
"Where is Rei's house?! Aaah! I'm going ballistic!" Tyson stormed passed
Rei's house without a second glance.
"Where's he going?" Rei wondered as he looked out the window, but
shrugged and didn't care.
5 hours later, Tyson sat on the curb, shivering. How was he to know
that nights in China would be so cold!? He looked around; a stray can
clattered along the road, blown by the wind. A few pieces of junk floated
around as the wind carried them off.
"Did they forget about me?" he wondered, as he felt more than a little bit
lonely.
"Tyson!"
"Tyson!"
"TYSON!" various people from the Bladebreakers called out as they looked
for their missing team member.
Tyson's ears perked up, oh so NOW they come to look for him! Didn't
they think it was odd that he was missing for 5 WHOLE HOURS!
"There you are!" Rei sighed in relief.
"WHAT TOOK SO LONG?!" he roared at them, clearly more than a little
pissed.
"You are 3 streets down from my house. I didn't think you would wander
that far!" Rei tried to explain.
"It's not fair, when Kai went missing, you guys went all the way to Russia to
find him! When I go missing, you look 2 streets down and don't think that I
might be a little more than 2 streets off!" Tyson said jealously. What was so
good about Kai anyways! He nearly killed him for pete's sake!
"C'mon let's go home." Rei tried to soothe Tyson.
"Fine." As they walked home, there was continuous grumbling coming from
*someone's* stomach. *cough* Tyson *cough*
Delicious smells coming from Rei's house made Tyson start to drool.
"What's cooking? Smells scrumptious!" Tyson declared as he stepped into
the house.
"Do you even know what scrumptious means?" Kai raised an eyebrow, he
was currently heading to the washroom when he bumped into Tyson.
"Yes! It means, um, uh, nice odor?" Tyson had a confused look on his face.
Kai sighed and brushed past Tyson.
"No! Wait! It means perfume like smell! No! Ah! I don't know!" Tyson
threw his hands up in the air as a sign of defeat.
Rei sweatdropped, as he watched from the background. As he
walked into the kitchen, he could've sworn he felt a strong magical presence.
Shrugging it off, he was amazed to see his sister cooking dinner.
"When did you learn to cook?" he demanded.
"It's easy."
"So then we didn't have to eat any of the food mom prepared for us when
she had to go out?!" Rei asked incredulously.
"Yea."
"Arg! We didn't have to eat that nasty tofu, but you made me anyways?!"
Rei groaned.
"Mm hmm," Carmen nodded casually.
"You are so weird!" Rei stormed out of the kitchen. That conniving brat!
She knew he hated tofu with all his heart, and yet she made him eat it?!
"Rei, do you have any batteries? Dizzi's starting to die down" Kenny
explained.
"Sure, they're in the resource room. Follow." Rei lead Kenny past the
kitchen and into the room. Looking back, he gasped.
Carmen was sitting, reading a book while imaginary hands were
mixing the pots and cutting up vegetables.
He blinked once, and the image was gone. Carmen was now stirring
a pot and lifting up a cover.
That was too weird. Was he hallucinating?! He must have been!
Only magic could've done that! And he was pretty sure Carmen didn't know
any!
Kenny walked away quietly back downstairs to type and do whatever
he was doing before. Rei walked off to find Tyson and Max playing a video
game. Kai was being his moody self and sitting in a corner doing nothing.
Nothing new here.
"Muahaha! I win again! No one will ever stop me!" Tyson did a little victory
jig and sat back down.
"I beg to differ." Kai sauntered to the TV.
"Oh really? Well mister hot-shot, let's go then!" Tyson handed Max's
controller to Kai as he sat down.
"Look who's talking." Kai calmly replied, before the round started.
Kai played around with Tyson for a bit before actually getting down to
business. He had half of his hp left while Tyson had full.
"I'm winning I'm winning! You are going to stand corrected! Oh yea!" Tyson
took his eyes off the screen for a moment, and in that moment, Kai
demolished him.
"Wha?! What happened?!" Tyson cried.
"Correction, YOU should stand corrected." Kai smirked.
"I'll bet you cheated! How else could you win?!" Tyson glowered at Kai.
Why was Kai always showing him up?!
"I won by using smart moves." Kai mocked Tyson.
Kai knew he was being a bit mean, but couldn't help it. All his anger
and frustration was being unloaded on Tyson and he loved every moment of
it!
"Again!" Tyson cried, eager for revenge.
Kai shrugged and pressed the start button.
"3...2...1... GO!" the TV said.
Kai didn't waste any time with Tyson this time. He won perfect in
about the time span of 5 seconds.
"Bu- but!" Tyson spluttered, humiliated at being beat so easily.
"Dinner's ready!" Carmen called from upstairs, cutting short Tyson's ranting.
"That devious Kai!" Tyson muttered under his breath.
Kai sat down at a spot, waiting for the rest of the people.
"That's my seat! Get off!" Tyson stared angrily at Kai, who was sitting in
"his" spot.
"Why should I?" Kai said casually.
"Cuz it's mine!" Tyson pointed at a sign pasted on the back of the chair that
said "Tyson's Chair" on it.
Kai snickered a bit, before moving off "Tyson's" spot and onto a chair
beside Carmen. He was a bit unnerved at her constant grinning, especially
when it turned into a devilish one.
As soon as Tyson sat down a loud "sound" came from his spot.
Tyson turned bright red as the farting sound tapered off. Howls of laughter
were heard everywhere as Tyson saw that he had sat on a whoopee cushion.
(a/n in the world do they call it a whoopee cushion?? Why not fart bag or
sumthin!?)
"It's not THAT funny!" the pranked boy ground out through gritted teeth.
The peals of laughter only increased all the more.
Eventually everyone settled down, though once in a while, a farting
sound from someone set everyone off again.
"IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT KAI!" Tyson bellowed and pointed a finger at Kai.
"Why would I have a whoopee cushion?" Kai said indifferently.
"To prank me!" the angry boy hissed.
"Why would I do that?" Kai was starting to get annoyed. WHY WAS
EVERYONE ALWAYS BLAMING HIM?! GRRRRRRRRRR! He wanted to
scream out loud, but that would of course ruin his rep and it wasn't as if he
didn't have any dignity.
"It's a well known fact that you hate me!" Tyson thoroughly convinced
himself Kai was the culprit, "And also you were just sitting in that seat which
gave you the perfect opportunity and alibi!" he proclaimed as if he was
Sherlock Holmes. (a/n don't own him either, loved his stories tho! ^^)
"I didn't do it, if you don't believe then that's your problem." Kai stated and
left the table.
Everyone was looking at him like he WAS guilty which he wasn't! Sure
he was a bad guy once but why would he steal or prank anybody?
This just wasn't making any sense! He sat out there for sometime
until he heard a loud shriek coming from Kenny's room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cliffy, cliffy, clif-FY! ^^ yay for cliffies ne? I noe, ur gonna kill if I don't update soon! Here's a riddle for u brainy people!
A woman shot her husband, dunked him underwater for 10 min., and hung him, but an hour later, both of them go out to have a romantic dinner, and the husband was still alive. How can this be?
And yes, there is an answer, and it's a good answer too. Special preview if u get the correct answer! Cya!
-Tenma Koneko
Reviewer Replies!
Assi riko- I updated I updated! Lol, don't kill me meep!
bba(anonymous)- Thanx! I'm glad u do!
Artemis347- hehe, THAT will b told at the end of the story. however, u being the smart person u r, probably guessed the culprit already!
DaRk BlUe IcE- u did? I did to! Lol, I'm happy that ur satisfied.
Zerikyo(anonymous)- I try my best and Happy New Year to u too, 'cept I think I'm like a couple months late! Haha, its more like happy easter or something!
Digital-tiffany- hey! That's a great idea! Mayb I shud put that in my story. don't worry, u'll get full credit if I do! Thanx!
Lefufin- maybe mayb not! ^^ u mite b rite, u mite not b! hehe, I luv suspense. If u want, I can translate stuff for u. lol, I'm not that gud but hey, I can talk it! Lol. It probably dusn't help that I noe so many swear words...
Samb101- here ya go! A nice big piece of It's All Your Fault!
Chibis Unleashed- Hey! Thanx 4 the suggestions. I'll probably use them and gif u credit. ^^ u really inspire me!
aZn-DiViN3-bLeU- glad u find it so hilarious. ^^; I thot it was funny as well. I liked the part where they poked him. Lol. Thanx 4 reviewing! And Sweet revenge chappie 2 is up!
Cartoon-Freak-X – I didn't forget it don't worry! But c, the only girls are Mariah and Carmen. And touching little girls is just nasty plus u can't play wit just one person so I don't think I'll use it. Thanx anyways tho! And as for romance, hmm, I guess I cud, but this is mainly a humor fic so just keep that in mind.
Bad Girl 2.0- Lol, I torture ppl at my school 24/7. apart from the annoying poking, and the lovely *niknames* I gif them, I am too excessively hyper! ^^ so yea. Sorri, but no1's gonna die in this fic.
Frontier of Darkness- Who knows y? I noe, but I can't tell cuz it'll ruin the ending. YEA! I LUV TYSON BASHING AS WELL! But I kinda cut down cuz I felt mean afterwards. Lol.
Cherry soda(anonymous)- ...sure, if I eva had any. Lol. And thanx for ur suggestions, but there will b no lemon (aka no sex) cuz they're only like 15-16!! Well, its not too young to haf sex, but NO babies! Lol. As for twins, that's wat I want!
LoneWolfStar7- really? Well, I do try hard. But sumtimes I think its stupid. Apparently tho, u ppl like it. ^^;
Kai: Why must I be tortured?!
TK: People think its funny, honey. Hey! That rhymed!! ^^
Kai: Honey?!
TK: uh, yea, I'm calling you honey cuz um, hmmm, dunno! ^^ is there something wrong! *whips out hammer with huge dent in the middle.*
Kai: I could take you on!
*bonk*
Kai: @.@
TK: Now that that little pest is taken care of, we can start the fic! *grins proudly at the even huger dent in the middle* in case you're wondering, that first dent came from Tyson's thick head. ^^ *grins eerily at you* you WILL review b4 leavin rite? *fingers the hammer lovingly* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Where is he?!" Tyson bellowed as someone opened the door to supposedly
Rei's house
"Who are you?!" The person stared at Tyson as if he was a ten-headed
monster.
"Wrong house!" Tyson pasted an all too big smile on his face and ran away.
"Kids and their pranks..." the person muttered before shutting the door and
shuffling away.
"Phew! That was close! Now where is Rei's house? I thought the number
was 152! Or was that 215?" Tyson rubbed his chin for a second before
throwing his hands up in frustration, "Argh! Fine then! I'll just have to check
every single house!"
"Get out of my house!"
"Eep! Who are you?!"
"I don't want whatever you're selling!"
"Stupid salespeople."
"What are you doing?!"
"Get off my lawn before I sic my dog on you!" A ferocious looking
Doberman with red eyes glared and growled at a freaked out Tyson.
"Eek! I'm getting! I'm getting!" Tyson hurriedly put some distance from the
dog and himself.
"Where is Rei's house?! Aaah! I'm going ballistic!" Tyson stormed passed
Rei's house without a second glance.
"Where's he going?" Rei wondered as he looked out the window, but
shrugged and didn't care.
5 hours later, Tyson sat on the curb, shivering. How was he to know
that nights in China would be so cold!? He looked around; a stray can
clattered along the road, blown by the wind. A few pieces of junk floated
around as the wind carried them off.
"Did they forget about me?" he wondered, as he felt more than a little bit
lonely.
"Tyson!"
"Tyson!"
"TYSON!" various people from the Bladebreakers called out as they looked
for their missing team member.
Tyson's ears perked up, oh so NOW they come to look for him! Didn't
they think it was odd that he was missing for 5 WHOLE HOURS!
"There you are!" Rei sighed in relief.
"WHAT TOOK SO LONG?!" he roared at them, clearly more than a little
pissed.
"You are 3 streets down from my house. I didn't think you would wander
that far!" Rei tried to explain.
"It's not fair, when Kai went missing, you guys went all the way to Russia to
find him! When I go missing, you look 2 streets down and don't think that I
might be a little more than 2 streets off!" Tyson said jealously. What was so
good about Kai anyways! He nearly killed him for pete's sake!
"C'mon let's go home." Rei tried to soothe Tyson.
"Fine." As they walked home, there was continuous grumbling coming from
*someone's* stomach. *cough* Tyson *cough*
Delicious smells coming from Rei's house made Tyson start to drool.
"What's cooking? Smells scrumptious!" Tyson declared as he stepped into
the house.
"Do you even know what scrumptious means?" Kai raised an eyebrow, he
was currently heading to the washroom when he bumped into Tyson.
"Yes! It means, um, uh, nice odor?" Tyson had a confused look on his face.
Kai sighed and brushed past Tyson.
"No! Wait! It means perfume like smell! No! Ah! I don't know!" Tyson
threw his hands up in the air as a sign of defeat.
Rei sweatdropped, as he watched from the background. As he
walked into the kitchen, he could've sworn he felt a strong magical presence.
Shrugging it off, he was amazed to see his sister cooking dinner.
"When did you learn to cook?" he demanded.
"It's easy."
"So then we didn't have to eat any of the food mom prepared for us when
she had to go out?!" Rei asked incredulously.
"Yea."
"Arg! We didn't have to eat that nasty tofu, but you made me anyways?!"
Rei groaned.
"Mm hmm," Carmen nodded casually.
"You are so weird!" Rei stormed out of the kitchen. That conniving brat!
She knew he hated tofu with all his heart, and yet she made him eat it?!
"Rei, do you have any batteries? Dizzi's starting to die down" Kenny
explained.
"Sure, they're in the resource room. Follow." Rei lead Kenny past the
kitchen and into the room. Looking back, he gasped.
Carmen was sitting, reading a book while imaginary hands were
mixing the pots and cutting up vegetables.
He blinked once, and the image was gone. Carmen was now stirring
a pot and lifting up a cover.
That was too weird. Was he hallucinating?! He must have been!
Only magic could've done that! And he was pretty sure Carmen didn't know
any!
Kenny walked away quietly back downstairs to type and do whatever
he was doing before. Rei walked off to find Tyson and Max playing a video
game. Kai was being his moody self and sitting in a corner doing nothing.
Nothing new here.
"Muahaha! I win again! No one will ever stop me!" Tyson did a little victory
jig and sat back down.
"I beg to differ." Kai sauntered to the TV.
"Oh really? Well mister hot-shot, let's go then!" Tyson handed Max's
controller to Kai as he sat down.
"Look who's talking." Kai calmly replied, before the round started.
Kai played around with Tyson for a bit before actually getting down to
business. He had half of his hp left while Tyson had full.
"I'm winning I'm winning! You are going to stand corrected! Oh yea!" Tyson
took his eyes off the screen for a moment, and in that moment, Kai
demolished him.
"Wha?! What happened?!" Tyson cried.
"Correction, YOU should stand corrected." Kai smirked.
"I'll bet you cheated! How else could you win?!" Tyson glowered at Kai.
Why was Kai always showing him up?!
"I won by using smart moves." Kai mocked Tyson.
Kai knew he was being a bit mean, but couldn't help it. All his anger
and frustration was being unloaded on Tyson and he loved every moment of
it!
"Again!" Tyson cried, eager for revenge.
Kai shrugged and pressed the start button.
"3...2...1... GO!" the TV said.
Kai didn't waste any time with Tyson this time. He won perfect in
about the time span of 5 seconds.
"Bu- but!" Tyson spluttered, humiliated at being beat so easily.
"Dinner's ready!" Carmen called from upstairs, cutting short Tyson's ranting.
"That devious Kai!" Tyson muttered under his breath.
Kai sat down at a spot, waiting for the rest of the people.
"That's my seat! Get off!" Tyson stared angrily at Kai, who was sitting in
"his" spot.
"Why should I?" Kai said casually.
"Cuz it's mine!" Tyson pointed at a sign pasted on the back of the chair that
said "Tyson's Chair" on it.
Kai snickered a bit, before moving off "Tyson's" spot and onto a chair
beside Carmen. He was a bit unnerved at her constant grinning, especially
when it turned into a devilish one.
As soon as Tyson sat down a loud "sound" came from his spot.
Tyson turned bright red as the farting sound tapered off. Howls of laughter
were heard everywhere as Tyson saw that he had sat on a whoopee cushion.
(a/n in the world do they call it a whoopee cushion?? Why not fart bag or
sumthin!?)
"It's not THAT funny!" the pranked boy ground out through gritted teeth.
The peals of laughter only increased all the more.
Eventually everyone settled down, though once in a while, a farting
sound from someone set everyone off again.
"IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT KAI!" Tyson bellowed and pointed a finger at Kai.
"Why would I have a whoopee cushion?" Kai said indifferently.
"To prank me!" the angry boy hissed.
"Why would I do that?" Kai was starting to get annoyed. WHY WAS
EVERYONE ALWAYS BLAMING HIM?! GRRRRRRRRRR! He wanted to
scream out loud, but that would of course ruin his rep and it wasn't as if he
didn't have any dignity.
"It's a well known fact that you hate me!" Tyson thoroughly convinced
himself Kai was the culprit, "And also you were just sitting in that seat which
gave you the perfect opportunity and alibi!" he proclaimed as if he was
Sherlock Holmes. (a/n don't own him either, loved his stories tho! ^^)
"I didn't do it, if you don't believe then that's your problem." Kai stated and
left the table.
Everyone was looking at him like he WAS guilty which he wasn't! Sure
he was a bad guy once but why would he steal or prank anybody?
This just wasn't making any sense! He sat out there for sometime
until he heard a loud shriek coming from Kenny's room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cliffy, cliffy, clif-FY! ^^ yay for cliffies ne? I noe, ur gonna kill if I don't update soon! Here's a riddle for u brainy people!
A woman shot her husband, dunked him underwater for 10 min., and hung him, but an hour later, both of them go out to have a romantic dinner, and the husband was still alive. How can this be?
And yes, there is an answer, and it's a good answer too. Special preview if u get the correct answer! Cya!
-Tenma Koneko
Reviewer Replies!
Assi riko- I updated I updated! Lol, don't kill me meep!
bba(anonymous)- Thanx! I'm glad u do!
Artemis347- hehe, THAT will b told at the end of the story. however, u being the smart person u r, probably guessed the culprit already!
DaRk BlUe IcE- u did? I did to! Lol, I'm happy that ur satisfied.
Zerikyo(anonymous)- I try my best and Happy New Year to u too, 'cept I think I'm like a couple months late! Haha, its more like happy easter or something!
Digital-tiffany- hey! That's a great idea! Mayb I shud put that in my story. don't worry, u'll get full credit if I do! Thanx!
Lefufin- maybe mayb not! ^^ u mite b rite, u mite not b! hehe, I luv suspense. If u want, I can translate stuff for u. lol, I'm not that gud but hey, I can talk it! Lol. It probably dusn't help that I noe so many swear words...
Samb101- here ya go! A nice big piece of It's All Your Fault!
Chibis Unleashed- Hey! Thanx 4 the suggestions. I'll probably use them and gif u credit. ^^ u really inspire me!
aZn-DiViN3-bLeU- glad u find it so hilarious. ^^; I thot it was funny as well. I liked the part where they poked him. Lol. Thanx 4 reviewing! And Sweet revenge chappie 2 is up!
Cartoon-Freak-X – I didn't forget it don't worry! But c, the only girls are Mariah and Carmen. And touching little girls is just nasty plus u can't play wit just one person so I don't think I'll use it. Thanx anyways tho! And as for romance, hmm, I guess I cud, but this is mainly a humor fic so just keep that in mind.
Bad Girl 2.0- Lol, I torture ppl at my school 24/7. apart from the annoying poking, and the lovely *niknames* I gif them, I am too excessively hyper! ^^ so yea. Sorri, but no1's gonna die in this fic.
Frontier of Darkness- Who knows y? I noe, but I can't tell cuz it'll ruin the ending. YEA! I LUV TYSON BASHING AS WELL! But I kinda cut down cuz I felt mean afterwards. Lol.
Cherry soda(anonymous)- ...sure, if I eva had any. Lol. And thanx for ur suggestions, but there will b no lemon (aka no sex) cuz they're only like 15-16!! Well, its not too young to haf sex, but NO babies! Lol. As for twins, that's wat I want!
LoneWolfStar7- really? Well, I do try hard. But sumtimes I think its stupid. Apparently tho, u ppl like it. ^^;